₦airaland Forum

NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE.

The Nigerian Govt. has decided to join the EU based on the number of Nigerian citizens in the UK.

The President has ordered the brightest scientists to increase efforts to finish the teleportation bridge that connects Lagos to London.

Similar efforts are underway to connect :
Abiriba to Aberdeen
Enugu to Edinburgh
Port Harcourt to Portsmouth
Ibadan to Ipswich
Kaduna to Kettering
Okepopo to Okehampton
Lekki to Lewisham
Ebute Metta to Ebfleet
Egbeda to Elephant & Castle
Iponri to Peckham
Mushin To Brikstin
Ekiti to Essex
Gbagada to Gibraltar
Ikorodu to Cambridge
Warri to Watford
Benin to Birmingham
Maiduguri to Manchester.
Sambisa to Sandhurst
Sokoto to Southampton.
Ketu to Kent
Surulere to Surrey
Borno to Bournemouth

LONG LIVE NIGERIA !

..........Reporting live from Olumo Rock Villa

clamming everywhere #Brexit

Am sure u had a finger in ur anus, thus due to excitation ur brain produced this garbage. Go and sleep

Dude, it doesn't change anything a monkey in Lagos remains a monkey in London

am catching fun, you are vexing lol vex de go

sumborri:
Am sure u had a finger in ur anus, thus due to excitation ur brain produced this garbage. Go and sleep

ideology:
am catching fun, you are vexing lol vex de go

I dey catch fun too. U ma vex dey go. Lol

When the teleportation bridge is connected from Bornu to Bournemouth you can then wake up from your world of imagination.

ok na

sumborri:
I dey catch fun too. U ma vex dey go. Lol

Na so madness dey start play play