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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jun 26, 2016
coyy:
mummy coy doesn't punish daddy with dat wink
but u remain ma sweerat na..I didn't make a mistake grin
undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jun 26, 2016
coyy:
I will surprise u
U promised to surprise me, hop u did?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 3:22pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:
U promised to surprise me, hop u did?
I did..I b omo Jesu
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by franceswasky: 3:25pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:

Happy Sunday dear, hop u went to church today?
same to u oh, yes oh, ve fun
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jun 26, 2016
Happy Sunday everyone.. "do unto others as you want done to you". That's what I learnt today ooo. Lolz. Right or right? smiley

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 4:08pm On Jun 26, 2016
coyy:
I did..I b omo Jesu
undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 4:37pm On Jun 26, 2016
StarryV:
Emmm swthrt dream2 is there something u aint telling me. undecided
My Duchess,don't mind Anuoluwaposimi,she just want to "kobalize" me,baby,am loyal.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 4:40pm On Jun 26, 2016
Titanium38:
Happy Sunday everyone.. "do unto others as you want done to you". That's what I learnt today ooo. Lolz. Right or right? smiley
Thank you for this,expecting from others what they learnt in church today.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 4:51pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:
undecided
warisdis
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 5:02pm On Jun 26, 2016
Dream2:

Thank you for this,expecting from others what they learnt in church today.
Make I say my own. My pastor talked abt Faith today.We were told dat if we rili want to receive blessings from God den we must activate d seed of faith in us. N we can only do dis wen we speak with faith ( calling forth tins wic r not as tho dey were). He z we shdnt let our present circumstances dictate wat we say or see rada we shd speak wat we want to see . We shd know dat we ll always receive wat we speak n 'if we cannot say it den we cannot see it'....
Coy come say ur own...

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jun 26, 2016
coyy:
warisdis
Wetin u learn for church today?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jun 26, 2016
Dream2:

My Duchess,don't mind Anuoluwaposimi,she just want to "kobalize" me,baby,am loyal.
Ehnehn undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 5:10pm On Jun 26, 2016
THIS TOPIC OF DISCUSSION SHOULD NOT IN ANYWAY BE TRIBALIZED


Crude oil, commonly known as
petroleum, is a liquid found within the
Earth comprised of hydrocarbons,
organic compounds and small amounts
of metal.
In Nigeria,despite being blessed with numerous natural resources like marble,limestones,granite,coal,iron-ore to name a few,our major source of income is from the crude oil which can be found/extracted in the Niger-delta areas of Nigeria,Alas,crude oil is a blessing that has turned into a curse for this nation,corruptions,atrocities and militancy has emerged due to this blessing cum curse.
We should also note that countries like Saudi Arabia,Iran,Russia,to name a few produce oil but their economy was not base on oil-money,they are now regarded as "Developed Nations" unlike Nigeria which for years now has been on the ladder of "Developing Nations"
Indeed,we have generated a lot from oil,millions of barrels were being produced daily,exportation happened daily as well,we rejoiced and danced as we believe we have it all but here come the heartbreaking news of oil-price being on the low,this affected nearly every sectors of the nation,workers not being paid,our naira fallen,masses struggling to put food on their table,it seems the ship is heading for an iceberg Gboaaaaaaa,it will be disastrous,the captain is shivering,passengers are confused,we're in a cross-road.
The question is: Can Nigeria survive without oil-money?



Cc: Greycious
ruthobaz
chumaster
Titanium38
coyy
Yorme
Missbeebee
Sheboss
Tpip
Anuoluwaposimi
StarryV
Franceswasky
Dipson548
Kapable75
Dottune
ChuxMyk
iyke1989
LordTrailz
Novarae
callmemercy
And to all GL members.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 5:15pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:

Make I say my own. My pastor talked abt Faith today.We were told dat if we rili want to receive blessings from God den we must activate d seed of faith in us. N we can only do dis wen we speak with faith ( calling forth tins wic r not as tho dey were). He z we shdnt let our present circumstances dictate wat we say or see rada we shd speak wat we want to see . We shd know dat we ll always receive wat we speak n 'if we cannot say it den we cannot see it'....
Coy come say ur own...
Hmmm,faith it is,IGBAGBO,thank you for this.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 5:17pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:
Ehnehn undecided
Yes ke.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jun 26, 2016
Dream2:
THIS TOPIC OF DISCUSSION SHOULD NOT IN ANYWAY BE TRIBALIZED


Crude oil, commonly known as
petroleum, is a liquid found within the
Earth comprised of hydrocarbons,
organic compounds and small amounts
of metal.
In Nigeria,despite being blessed with numerous natural resources like marble,limestones,granite,coal,iron-ore to name a few,our major source of income is from the crude oil which can be found/extracted in the Niger-delta areas of Nigeria,Alas,crude oil is a blessing that has turned into a curse for this nation,corruptions,atrocities and militancy has emerged due to this blessing cum curse.
We should also note that countries like Saudi Arabia,Iran,Russia,to name a few produce oil but their economy was not base on oil-money,they are now regarded as "Developed Nations" unlike Nigeria which for years now has been on the ladder of "Developing Nations"
Indeed,we have generated a lot from oil,millions of barrels were being produced daily,exportation happened daily as well,we rejoiced and danced as we believe we have it all but here come the heartbreaking news of oil-price being on the low,this affected nearly every sectors of the nation,workers not being paid,our naira fallen,masses struggling to put food on their table,it seems the ship is heading for an iceberg Gboaaaaaaa,it will be disastrous,the captain is shivering,passengers are confused,we're in a cross-road.
The question is: Can Nigeria survive without oil-money?

In my opinion, the truthful and hurtful answer is a NO!

Why? Our Mindsets - especially at the level of LEADERSHIP.

It is an obvious fact that the ship called Nigeria is under the control/leadership if two forms of leadership - the figurehead leaders and THE CABALS.

Although the leadership "might" want to diversify, the CABALS (who even dictates to the figurehead leaders) doesn't want this diversification as it would have a negative hit on thier revenues. That makes the figurehead leadership still get over-dependent on oil.

Until we get rid of the CABALS and the figurehead leadership changes their orientation, i don't see Nigeria depending less on OIL.

But the unfortunate truth is...i don't see that happening yet. Not until oil totally loses its value.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jun 26, 2016
sheboss:
Jesu!! Page 693...where una dey run go fa?
I've seen all the mentions...just can't start replying them all but I dey hail all of una.
Patty2014 mbok ku yat esit imaima mmi, ke immeme...i've been so busy. Mkpo abadie?
Anuoluwapo, Titanium, Yorme...how far una na?
Coyy how've u been honey? Ayaf missed u laidis ehhhhnnn.

Ayam dey! How d sunday?


Dream2, today's sunday message was centered around my church's core message...GRACE! We just concluded a 5 day conference tagged G.O.D (Grace on Duty). Na the summary be that!

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 6:02pm On Jun 26, 2016
yorme:


In my opinion, the truthful and hurtful answer is a NO!

Why? Our Mindsets - especially at the level of LEADERSHIP.

It is an obvious fact that the ship called Nigeria is under the control/leadership if two forms of leadership - the figurehead leaders and THE CABALS.

Although the leadership "might" want to diversify, the CABALS (who even dictates to the figurehead leaders) doesn't want this diversification as it would have a negative hit on thier revenues. That makes the figurehead leadership still get over-dependent on oil.

Until we get rid of the CABALS and the figurehead leadership changes their orientation, i don't see Nigeria depending less on OIL.

But the unfortunate truth is...i don't see that happening yet. Not until oil totally loses its value.
Hmmm,noted,thanks boss.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 6:05pm On Jun 26, 2016
yorme:


Ayam dey! How d sunday?


Dream2, today's sunday message was centered around my church's core message...GRACE! We just concluded a 5 day conference tagged G.O.D (Grace on Duty). Na the summary be that!
Hmmm,Grace,thank you for this,expecting more from others.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Yunisa001(m): 6:20pm On Jun 26, 2016
Good evening, dis information is 4 all d awaiting corps. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!! you will be asked to choose the state of your choice,but it must be a state outside to ur geopolitical zone. So you can check out this for you to know where you can serve and where you are free to choose. If your own state fall under southeast, it means you cant serve in southeast. this will guide you on what to do...................SOUTH EAST- 5 States =(Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi , Enugu, Imo).
SOUTH SOUTH- 6 States=(Akwa-ibom, bayelsa, cross river, delta, edo, rivers).
SOUTH WEST- 6 States=(Ekiti, lagos, ogun, ondo, osun, oyo). NORTH EAST- 6 States=(Adamawa, bauchi, borno, gombe, taraba, yobe). NORTH WEST- 7 States=(Jigawa, kaduna, kano, katsina, kebbi, sokoto, zamfara).
NORTH CENTRAL- 6 States=(Benue, kogi, kwara, nassarawa, niger, plateau).

NOTE: feasibility study shows that there shall be 7 geopolitical zones, which lagos shall be referred as one, but abuja shall be under north central
zone. 1. Prepare Your Mind:
First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp.
You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.
2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference
(very important ones first):
1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above.
The copies may be surplus.
2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of ‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be
given two sets but you may not like the quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those that sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones,
ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please
depending on how you spend
3. Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in.
Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned!
4. Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are
open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc.
5. Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for hostel/bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.
6. Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp” You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food.
7. Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will be leaving the camp.
8. No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that causes their fainting.
9. Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch.
Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade.
Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.
10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs:
You may not like the food. You can always go to the
Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.
11. Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is
‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.
12. Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them.
although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway.
13. Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance.
14. Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap you, please be prudent in spending.
15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your
Place Of Primary Assignment:
You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary
Assignment (PPA).
Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance.
Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps
Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the
shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call it.
16. Transportation Out Of Camp:
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in
camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces.
Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.
17. Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a temporary accommodation pending the time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already going down!
18. Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your
registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of your problem.
He may begin to have problems with his subsequent
monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few tips will go a long way to help you.
In order to ensure a seamless registration process, printing of call-up letters and so on, prospective corps members are urged to visit NYSC sites

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by dipson546: 6:27pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:
Good afternoon Dipson, hop u went to church today?
No ma, I didn't....what about you?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jun 26, 2016
dipson546:

No ma, I didn't....what about you?
u didn't? Y nowwwww, what happened?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by dipson546: 6:41pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:

Make I say my own. My pastor talked abt Faith today.We were told dat if we rili want to receive blessings from God den we must activate d seed of faith in us. N we can only do dis wen we speak with faith ( calling forth tins wic r not as tho dey were). He z we shdnt let our present circumstances dictate wat we say or see rada we shd speak wat we want to see . We shd know dat we ll always receive wat we speak n 'if we cannot say it den we cannot see it'....
Coy come say ur own...

Now,
1.) what is FAITH
2.) Give 3 names of people that used FAITH with reference to the Bible
3.) Give 3 practical examples of FAITH
.
NB: do not carry your bible, God is watching you o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by dipson546: 6:42pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:
u didn't? Y nowwwww, what happened?
i don't think I have a genuine reason..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by dipson546: 6:49pm On Jun 26, 2016
yorme:


Ayam dey! How d sunday?


Dream2, today's sunday message was centered around my church's core message...GRACE! We just concluded a 5 day conference tagged G.O.D (Grace on Duty). Na the summary be that!

5 days Conference?... men, am not sure you even attended any of the days self cos u spent most your last 5,days on GL disturbing single bur not searching(Anuoluwaposimu), Engaged And married women ( Sheboss) e.t.c..lolzz
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 6:55pm On Jun 26, 2016
Anuoluwaposimi:

Wetin u learn for church today?
wives shld obey dia husbands in ALL THINGS..

husband should love their wives.

in short, war against gender equity grin

kiloku? datsall grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Urommarkey: 6:57pm On Jun 26, 2016
Godwin Urom
Geology.
Ebsu.
2014
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by dipson546: 6:58pm On Jun 26, 2016
coyy:
wives shld obey dia husbands in ALL THINGS..
husband should love their wives.
in short, war against gender equity grin
kiloku? datsall grin
Ogaa, na wetin be topic oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jun 26, 2016
dipson546:


Now,
1.) what is FAITH
2.) Give 3 names of people that used FAITH with reference to the Bible
3.) Give 3 practical examples of FAITH
.
NB: do not carry your bible, God is watching you o
1. Faith is evidence of tins hopd for,assurance of tins yet unseen
2. The 3 Hebrew guy. Shedrach, Meshach n Abegnego.
Daniel- wen he was thrown into d Lion's den
Jesus -wen he walked on water.
3. Uhmmmmm A sick person wu blivs he is healed notwithstanding d doc's report...(let d weak says m strg)
A youth who sees a brighter future even wen d nation economy is saying otherwise
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 7:00pm On Jun 26, 2016
dream2 , we can survive without oil only If our oil dries up.


if we keep producing oil, we won't and can't think of other means not because there no other means but because we are too lazy and scared to diversify.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Urommarkey: 7:05pm On Jun 26, 2016
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 7:05pm On Jun 26, 2016
Urommarkey:
Godwin Urom Geology. Ebsu. 2014
welcome.
where will u like to serve?

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