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Funny Abbreviations About Nigeria. by histemple(op):
Below are popular funny
Abbreviations.. .

APC = Accepting Past Criminals.
PDP = People Deceiving People.
IMO = I Must Obey.
IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night.
ABA = Agege Boys Association.
LAGOS = Love All Girls On Sunday.
ABACHA = After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived.
GULDER = Girls Under Liquor Deserve Extra Romance.
FANTA = Foolish Ashawo Never Takes Advice.
WEEK = Women Education Ends in Kitchen.
NIGERIA = Never Investigate Great Executive Robbers In Authority.
NEPA =Never Expect Power Always.
JEGA = Just End Goodluck's Administration.
AIDS = American Invention for Discouraging Sex.
PHCN = Problem Has Changed Name
OYO = On Your Own.
NYSC = Now Your Struggle Continues.
GLO = Get Lover Online.
KENYA= Keep Everything Nice Yet Arousing
MTN = Maintain Total Nonsense.
GSM = General Street Madness

You can add other Abbreviations.
Re: Funny Abbreviations About Nigeria. by hemartins(m): 11:57pm On Jun 29, 2016
Funny abbreviations!!!

Nothing funny here.
Re: Funny Abbreviations About Nigeria. by histemple(op): 12:14am On Jun 30, 2016
hemartins:
Funny abbreviations!!!

Nothing funny here.
You may be correct because what is funny to others may not be funny to you. Even the whole comedians in Nigeria cannot make some people laugh.

Some people's problems are too heavy.
Re: Funny Abbreviations About Nigeria. by UndisputedBosom(m): 12:17am On Jun 30, 2016
Sooooo damn funny i 4got 2 laugh
Re: Funny Abbreviations About Nigeria. by UndisputedBosom(m): 12:19am On Jun 30, 2016
histemple:
You may be correct because what is funny to others may not be funny to you. Even the whole comedians in Nigeria cannot make some people laugh.

Some people's problems are too heavy.
Omo u don dy tak am 2 personal nah.., u 4gt 2 tak ur chill pill tongue
Re: Funny Abbreviations About Nigeria. by hemartins(m): 12:24am On Jun 30, 2016
histemple:
You may be correct because what is funny to others may not be funny to you. Even the whole comedians in Nigeria cannot make some people laugh.

Some people's problems are too heavy.
Not laughing to your dry jokes does not depicts someone has problems.

It's not my fault I didn't laugh. The joke is just so dry.
Re: Funny Abbreviations About Nigeria. by sLentlover7778(m): 12:30am On Jun 30, 2016
NPF = Nigeria Poorest Family
Re: Funny Abbreviations About Nigeria. by RealAdewole(m): 12:41am On Jun 30, 2016
Nigeria PHCN Abacha mtn nysc
Re: Funny Abbreviations About Nigeria. by Alezy(m): 7:17am On Jun 30, 2016
Ur meaning of JEGA and NIGERIA zz hilarious men
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