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17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 12:35pm On Jul 02, 2016
1. When you leave small food in the pot so you don’t have to wash it.






(no time abeg)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 12:40pm On Jul 02, 2016
2. When your mum shouts at you for not doing the dishes, and you go to the sink and see:

(are u kidding me?)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 12:44pm On Jul 02, 2016
3. When your mother uses all the pots in the kitchen to cook one meal.

(is it because you are not the one washing abi?)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 12:47pm On Jul 02, 2016
4. Your parents, when you go to sleep with dishes still in the sink:


(u'll be like you people should chill small na)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 12:54pm On Jul 02, 2016
5. When you’re already standing by the sink with a sponge and your mum says “remember to wash those plates.”
(u'll be like 'do u think i want to eat the sponge?)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by SpeedyConnect(m): 12:54pm On Jul 02, 2016
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Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 12:56pm On Jul 02, 2016
6. When you’re doing the dishes and your mother starts complaining that you’re wasting water.
(ok, should i use my saliva?)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 12:58pm On Jul 02, 2016
7. The STRUGGLE of washing stew out of this: (d absolute worst)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:01pm On Jul 02, 2016
8. You, after washing plates with dried eba stains on them:


(the struggle is too real)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:03pm On Jul 02, 2016
9. How the sink looks when you’re not around:

(be waiting for me oh)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:04pm On Jul 02, 2016
10. When your parents make you do the dishes at someone else’s house.

(so am now house-help for rent)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:09pm On Jul 02, 2016
11. When you tell your mother that dish-washing liquid has finished and she just pours water inside.


(if u can wash well with diluted morning fresh, u can do anything)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:11pm On Jul 02, 2016
12. When you break a plate while doing the dishes.

(its all over)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:13pm On Jul 02, 2016
13. When you’re almost done and someone drops another plate in the sink


(are u not wicked?)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:15pm On Jul 02, 2016
14. When your mother is doing the dishes and you try to add your own.


(sorry ma)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:17pm On Jul 02, 2016
15. You, acting like you didn’t see that dirty pot on the cooker.

(i've tried abeg)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:19pm On Jul 02, 2016
16. Mother: “Why didn’t you wash the pot?”


(the ultimate excuse)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:21pm On Jul 02, 2016
17. When you finish and your mother comes to complain that you didn’t dry the sink well.



(Hey God!)

Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by allytinted(op): 1:22pm On Jul 02, 2016
cc: lalasticlala, mynd44
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by chrisbaby24(m): 8:46pm On Jul 02, 2016
Ahaaa....!!
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by vinezerofashion: 9:11pm On Jul 02, 2016
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Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by diehardanusfan(m): 9:18pm On Jul 02, 2016
true
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by roland2rule(m): 1:00am On Jul 03, 2016
grin grin grin run away when they are about to start preparing the food..
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by Kingsley10000: 12:02pm On Jul 03, 2016
nairaland is so real....

una no go kill me with laugh smiley
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by bamirotola: 1:15am On Jul 04, 2016
OMG angry you are driving me nut ere... my neigbour had to knowck to kno if I was okaay!! Lalasticala fp loading
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by faruz: 10:18am On Jul 04, 2016
lolsy.
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by Bravegeorge(m): 12:30pm On Jul 04, 2016
This is one the funniest jokes have read so far.
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by Tunechi1(m): 1:43pm On Jul 04, 2016
One of the best well done bruh
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by MrKorky(m): 3:29pm On Jul 04, 2016
I can relate to all!
Hate doing dishes like hell! cheesy
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by Oluwasaeon(m): 9:09pm On Jul 04, 2016
allytinted:
5. When you’re already standing by the sink with a sponge and your mum says “remember to wash those plates.”
(u'll be like 'do u think i want to eat the sponge?)
LWKM
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by Oluwasaeon(m): 9:11pm On Jul 04, 2016
Bravegeorge:
This is one the funniest jokes have read so far.
Honestly
Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by ultimate73(m): 9:24pm On Jul 04, 2016
Omg........ so real...... lol
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