1. When you leave small food in the pot so you don’t have to wash it.






(no time abeg)

2. When your mum shouts at you for not doing the dishes, and you go to the sink and see:

(are u kidding me?)

3. When your mother uses all the pots in the kitchen to cook one meal.

(is it because you are not the one washing abi?)

4. Your parents, when you go to sleep with dishes still in the sink:


(u'll be like you people should chill small na)

5. When you’re already standing by the sink with a sponge and your mum says “remember to wash those plates.”
(u'll be like 'do u think i want to eat the sponge?)

k

6. When you’re doing the dishes and your mother starts complaining that you’re wasting water.
(ok, should i use my saliva?)

7. The STRUGGLE of washing stew out of this: (d absolute worst)

8. You, after washing plates with dried eba stains on them:


(the struggle is too real)

9. How the sink looks when you’re not around:

(be waiting for me oh)

10. When your parents make you do the dishes at someone else’s house.

(so am now house-help for rent)

11. When you tell your mother that dish-washing liquid has finished and she just pours water inside.


(if u can wash well with diluted morning fresh, u can do anything)

12. When you break a plate while doing the dishes.

(its all over)

13. When you’re almost done and someone drops another plate in the sink


(are u not wicked?)

14. When your mother is doing the dishes and you try to add your own.


(sorry ma)

15. You, acting like you didn’t see that dirty pot on the cooker.

(i've tried abeg)

16. Mother: “Why didn’t you wash the pot?”


(the ultimate excuse)

17. When you finish and your mother comes to complain that you didn’t dry the sink well.



(Hey God!)

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

Ahaaa....!!

ok

true

run away when they are about to start preparing the food..

nairaland is so real....

una no go kill me with laugh

OMG you are driving me nut ere... my neigbour had to knowck to kno if I was okaay!! Lalasticala fp loading

lolsy.

This is one the funniest jokes have read so far.

One of the best well done bruh

I can relate to all!
Hate doing dishes like hell!

allytinted:
5. When you’re already standing by the sink with a sponge and your mum says “remember to wash those plates.”
(u'll be like 'do u think i want to eat the sponge?)

LWKM

Bravegeorge:
This is one the funniest jokes have read so far.

Honestly

Omg........ so real...... lol