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Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by mitchmang(op): 3:06pm On Jul 05, 2016

I have been dating 'HER' for over 3months now and everything is going fine. So last week I decided to invite her to my place, and she came. When we were together, her phone rang but she refused to pick her call, and I asked her why she didn't pick. She said nothing, and for me to check who had called her. I saw 'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her to pick, may be the Bank wants to give US money. After that, another call was coming in, 'GTB calling', she ignored it. UBA followed and I picked it but the caller didn't talk and I cut the call.

A minute later, FirstBank calling, she put it on hold; when ZenithBank called, she shouted at ZenithBank. When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the call. Later after an hour, one call entered her phone singing John Legend's song; just to check who called her, I saw 'CBN', and she picked it and answered the call well. Later when I asked her, she said that one of her Uncle working there used
the office landline to call her. I said Ok. Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she was so Happy to pick the call.
After she had finished receiving the call, I picked up my phone to flash her number... Guess what I saw....?!
MicroFinance bank. Really painful......

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by dauntless15(m): 3:07pm On Jul 05, 2016

Hahaha ghen ghen

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jul 05, 2016

Funny

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jul 05, 2016

This is hilarious cheesy

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Weblow: 3:10pm On Jul 05, 2016

may be its because of ur micro pen and pocket

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by ForeverYoung197(f): 3:12pm On Jul 05, 2016

at least Ur still a bank...

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by ireneony(f): 3:12pm On Jul 05, 2016

Lol...hilarious. .but i dont like the beating part angry

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Cutehector(m): 3:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

Nice description grin

Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Weblow: 3:19pm On Jul 05, 2016

ireneony:
Lol...hilarious. .but i dont like the beating part

lol naso u de fear beating

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Taiyescott(m): 3:23pm On Jul 05, 2016

Lol.. she shud av saved it wit CASHLESS, den mayb u wud av killed her..

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by HonSuQMaDIQ(m): 3:26pm On Jul 05, 2016

U lucky say dem no call u trift and loan(isusu) sef cheesy

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by mitchmang(op): 3:27pm On Jul 05, 2016

Lol

Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Kakamorufu(m): 3:44pm On Jul 05, 2016

Hahahaha. Sound like those facebook jokes

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Adaowerri111: 4:12pm On Jul 05, 2016

lol double front page for the hilarious post

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Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by boss1310(m): 4:12pm On Jul 05, 2016

not even with central bank,that's an insult

Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Dottore: 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by ERCROSS(m): 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

A hilarious Joke
Even though I know it's a Lie

This babe Ringtone go bad even person give am Doggy
she go just dey vibrate like 3310

Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Ekejoestar(m): 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by LesbianBoy(m): 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by mrowen279(m): 4:14pm On Jul 05, 2016

lmaooooo....boys re not smiling

Re: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by donigspain(m): 4:14pm On Jul 05, 2016

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