The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

Why wait for the Moon, when we have made in Nigeria moons all over the streets of Aba.
-Sen Ben Murray-Bruce

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We will restore the Moon in 2019, the present economic hardship and Buhari's poor leadership is responsible for the missing moon.
-PDP

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt

The Moon is not missing, it went on vacation.
- Presidential Spokesman

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Epic and true representation of the drama of this government.

1.The money for the sighting of the moon was squandered by the past administration.
2. PDP used 16 good years to hide the moon, so Nigerians should not expect us to use one year to sight it -APC.
3. Nigerians should remain calm, we are on top of the situation -Police.
4. The minister of Science and Technology hv bn given 7 days ultimatum to locate the moon or loose his sit - Senate.
5. Bring back our moon - the masses.

Nigerians sha... They never just disappoint... Lol.

lol. Very funny though.

We have set up a Technical Committee to look into this matter and appoint a new Moon

-NFF

The moon has been technically found
-Lai Mohd

During the last dispensation, government made sure moon was sighted just in time...APC is a failure -PDP

The celestial body was banned by Seun and Lalasticlala.

-Nlders

The Government is very nervous.

The Moon this Time should be appointed from NDA and no Caliphate interference.

Before it was technically degraded but now found in the Presidential Guard.

No. It's in the Atheists File.

FG = if we didn't sight the moon on by Thursday we would extend the holiday till Monday..

Gru and his minions stole the moon

We want to secede from the moon.. IPOB

I can't be the only one tired of seeing this. Give it a rest

Houseofglam7:
Gru and his minions stole the moon

So u self watch cartoon's

Houseofglam7:
Gru and his minions stole the moon

So u self watch cartoon's

adjoviomole:




So u self watch cartoon's



So u self watch cartoon's

I'm a huge fan.

Houseofglam7:
I'm a huge fan.

Lol blushy blushy, I am a huge fan too.. N u are cute tho

Yes. Until the Moon is found, no more work till Doomsday and till NDA becomes Fulani Herdsmen. And by the way, is the President the only Nigerian in the Universe? If not, why does he make undemocratic and anti human rights threats on corruption every time as if he's the only unshakable Almighty?

Ihejirika is a Saint afterall.

No. This shows the orientation and training of our President. We must all help him to be democratic and human rights conscious.

Lmao... This is more comical than I thought

Lalasaticala banned d moon.

Buhari is not a magician, dont expect him to sight moon within one year... Rochas


Nigerians should be patient with APC government. The president is on honeymoon, he would sight the moon from West Germany...Tinubu

The moon was infected by Tomota-Ebola.....Liar Mohammed

Non-sighting of the moon would create 3million jobs, such as masquerades dressing...Liar Mohammed (masquerade-general of the federation)

Half of Nigerians are comedians The moon is in recession sha.
*waiting for DSS to blame NDA and IPODS for the missing moon. Lol

Half of Nigerians are comedians The moon is in recession sha.
*waiting for DSS to blame NDA and IPODS for the missing moon. Lol

chudidonas:
Lmao... This is more comical than I thought

Lols


boss how far?

Moon was stolen by ipod yoots. - Some NLers

naijamakossa:
Lols


boss how far?

Fine bro. Hope your day was awesome?