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The Pastor by Nobody: 10:59am On Jul 10, 2016
A man with a rifle gun ran into a church compound and pointed the gun at the congregation, "Who is a child of God here,let me send him or her to heaven?" The congregation remained silent. He then released one shot at the roof,and then the congregation shouted,"It is the pastor! He is always saying that he is a child of God.
The pastor replied,"What kind of conspiracy is this? Everyone here knows that I am the son of Amadi and the grandson of Okeke. So how did I relate to God?"
Lol,nobody wan die but wan go heaven in 2baba's song! Lol.
Re: The Pastor by Nobody: 11:05am On Jul 10, 2016
Let d pastors on nl catch u cheesy
Re: The Pastor by officialfestus(m): 11:22am On Jul 10, 2016
gloria34:
Let d pastors on nl catch u cheesy
Glory whatsup na how warri
Re: The Pastor by Nobody: 11:25am On Jul 10, 2016
officialfestus:
Glory whatsup na how warri
fine and cold. It has been rainin
Re: The Pastor by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 10, 2016
officialfestus:
Glory whatsup na how warri
Lol
Re: The Pastor by officialfestus(m): 11:36am On Jul 10, 2016
gloria34:
fine and cold. It has been rainin
Xame with edo state
Re: The Pastor by Chazzyboy: 11:47am On Jul 10, 2016
gloria34:
Let d pastors on nl catch u cheesy
bae
Re: The Pastor by officialfestus(m): 11:49am On Jul 10, 2016
dachuchi7:
Lol
Why you dy laugh
Re: The Pastor by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jul 10, 2016
officialfestus:
Why you dy laugh
minding my biz.
Re: The Pastor by Nobody: 12:10pm On Jul 10, 2016
Chazzyboy:
bae
we meet again
Re: The Pastor by Chazzyboy: 12:43pm On Jul 10, 2016
gloria34:
we meet again
ya did u get my mail
Re: The Pastor by officialfestus(m): 1:00pm On Jul 10, 2016
dachuchi7:
minding my biz.
Ok o
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