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I Seriously Need A Job. Any Job. by mrmatt(op): 7:14pm On Jul 10, 2016
Fellow Nairalanders, I have been job hunting since I round off NYSC a year and a half ago but no reasonable offer. One of you her could be my helper God has chosen. I'm very verse and intelligent.
B.A Linguistics
egbamatthewabah@gmail.com
08065041055.
I'm currently in Benin city, Edo state. I don't mind the location.
Re: I Seriously Need A Job. Any Job. by victorious247: 8:16pm On Jul 10, 2016
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Re: I Seriously Need A Job. Any Job. by UEDIBO: 8:58pm On Jul 10, 2016
Are you a talented weeper? Do you know how to cry? This is an opportunity for you to cry your way into good money. An N.G.O is looking for people who can cry in other people's burial ceremonies. For normal crying - N2,500. For crying and singing - N3,500. For crying and scattering things - N5,000. For crying and rolling on the floor - N10,500. For crying and cursing people - N11,000. For crying and threatening to jump into the grave - N15,000. For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000. For crying, jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N25,000. For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000. For entering the grave and refusing to come out... Can be negotiated with your family members.
Re: I Seriously Need A Job. Any Job. by mrmatt(op): 11:41pm On Jul 10, 2016
I need serious minded fellows pls
Re: I Seriously Need A Job. Any Job. by Chinyere26(f): 12:34am On Jul 11, 2016
UEDIBO:
Are you a talented weeper? Do you know how to cry? This is an opportunity for you to cry your way into good money. An N.G.O is looking for people who can cry in other people's burial ceremonies. For normal crying - N2,500. For crying and singing - N3,500. For crying and scattering things - N5,000. For crying and rolling on the floor - N10,500. For crying and cursing people - N11,000. For crying and threatening to jump into the grave - N15,000. For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000. For crying, jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N25,000. For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000. For entering the grave and refusing to come out... Can be negotiated with your family members.
You are simply wicked.....
Re: I Seriously Need A Job. Any Job. by SecretAgent: 4:24am On Jul 11, 2016
UEDIBO:
Are you a talented weeper? Do you know how to cry? This is
an opportunity for you to cry your way into good money.
An N.G.O is looking for people who can cry in other people's
burial ceremonies.
For normal crying - N2,500.
For crying and singing - N3,500.
For crying and scattering things - N5,000.
For crying and rolling on the floor - N10,500.
For crying and cursing people - N11,000.
For crying and threatening to jump into the grave - N15,000.
For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000.
For crying, jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin -
N25,000.
For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000.
For entering the grave and refusing to come out... Can be
negotiated with your family members.
Lolz shocked grin grin
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