Dream2:
No sir,all those news are rumours.

Okay

Dream2:

Very funny,clean babes?LOL,the truth is i can't stop doing what i love doing simply because a babe said it's a dirty work?never,am not just a mechanic,am a mechanic with great swag bro,my workshop is very neat,everything is documented,i don't shy away from it,i have met several ladies who never believe am a mechanic,am light in complexion and i maintain it,am not a roadside mecho,lailai,infact i have some female friends here on GL who already seen my pics and believe me they will agree with me on what i have typed,I only quit few weeks ago due to some reasons best known to me.
I hope you get my point?

Gbam!

Cc
Starryv

Woowww... Like I came late oh... Anyway it feels good to be among like folks who are headed fire the best in life
.
. KELECHI2020
Michal okpara University of agriculture
Computer engineering
2015 year of graduation

I greet all incumbent members of this room.. Make una accept drunk wey I carry come

Kelechi2020:
Woowww... Like I came late oh... Anyway it feels good to be among like folks who are headed fire the best in life
.
. KELECHI2020
Michal okpara University of agriculture
Computer engineering
2015 year of graduation

I greet all incumbent members of this room.. Make una accept drunk wey I carry come

we greet you too dear. although some us dont drunk here. thanks for the drunk. we appreciate. lolz

Good day guys, Adigun Bolaji Lautech class '15 Physiology

Titanium38:



we greet you too dear. although some us dont drunk here. thanks for the drunk. we appreciate. lolz

Lols

Kelechi2020:
Woowww... Like I came late oh... Anyway it feels good to be among like folks who are headed fire the best in life
.
. KELECHI2020
Michal okpara University of agriculture
Computer engineering
2015 year of graduation

I greet all incumbent members of this room.. Make una accept drunk wey I carry come

Lols oga KC ur moniker make sense sha. U are welcome, just make urself comfortable, Titanium38 will be here soon to serve u some sweet wine, dream2 in d same vain will be here to take u around and show u everywhere including ur room. Emmm feel free to pick anyone here as ur room mate (only guys o ) but dont pick coyy o, em go teach u bad bad things. Ehe ther's a guy here his name is Yorme, fear him o, no talk say I no tell u. Well i'm coming to finish my welcome speech. Lemme adjust my eyeglass.
Welcome dear. No mind me.

Titanium38:



Gbam!
Cc Starryv

Nnem afugom ya o. Oburo obere ife

Aframs

StarryV:
Lols oga KC ur moniker make sense sha. U are welcome, just make urself comfortable, Titanium38 will be here soon to serve u some sweet wine, dream2 in d same vain will be here to take u around and show u everywhere including ur room. Emmm feel free to pick anyone here as ur room mate (only guys o ) but dont pick coyy o, em go teach u bad bad things. Ehe ther's a guy here his name is Yorme, fear him o, no talk say I no tell u. Well i'm coming to finish my welcome speech. Lemme adjust my eyeglass.
Welcome dear. No mind me.

E be like say you no hear wetin DJ kaza talk the other time "E go make excess sense if una dey kolombi unasef"-translated
Pls give Oga kc a female roommate.

StarryV:
Nnem afugom ya o. Oburo obere ife

legenduq:


E be like say you no hear wetin DJ kaza talk the other time "E go make excess sense if una dey kolombi unasef"-translated
Pls give Oga kc a female roommate.

ok na Oga KC go ahead na but no pick married babes o. Dia hubby go vex gan. no be me talk am o. Na legenduq talk am o
Cc: Kelechi2020

A friend just sent this to me on whatsapp. Anybody seen it, and how legit is it??

2016 NYSC Batch B Online Registration Portal– online registration Time-table

We are please to inform all
prospective corps members, in other
word, all Nigerians graduated from
Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both
at home and abroad that the NYSC On- line registration portal will be opened
from Tuesday 6th September to Friday
7th October, 2016 to enable them
register for the 2016 Batch ‘B’
mobilization.

NYSC Batch B Online Registration Portal For 2016

In order to ensure a seamless
registration, prospective corps
members are to note the following for
strict compliance, but first the website
address which you can process your NYSC 2016 Batch B Online Registration is
any of the following below!!!

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Please note that information on
accredited registration centres
nationwide is available on the
home page www.nysc.org.ng . All prospective corps members who
paid for the online registration
during the previous Mobilization
process but were not mobilized
need not to pay again.
All graduates from Nigerian Universities, Polytechnics/
Monotechnics and those affiliated
to them (whether full-time or part-
time) are expected to carry out
their biometric-enabled online
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Registration Numbers. Also, those
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Prospective corps members should
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ears, mouth and jaw) is fully
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shadow.

beejay722:
Good day guys,
Adigun Bolaji
Lautech class '15
Physiology

SPANITE welcome. How u dey?

StarryV:
ok na Oga KC go ahead na but no pick married babes o. Dia hubby go vex gan. no be me talk am o. Na legenduq talk am o
Cc: Kelechi2020

starryv which one did you say then, i want you to say your own..i want to do just as you say.. Ahhh me and married women case na perpendicular case . we never meet even in dream land

Lana1:
A friend just sent this to me on whatsapp. Anybody seen it, and how legit is it??

Checked all there site and there was nothing on it....Guess this is another traffic generating stunt

JULY COUNTDOWN TO THE ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF 2016 BATCH B MOBILISATION TIMETABLE!!!
IT IS 20 DAYS LEFT FOR THE RELEASE OF B16 MOB. TIMETABLE
Cc
danemenike ----- Greycious
chumaster --- Titanium38 --- coyy
Justified19 Mohsaaf armanni
toshino4real - kayusely - vikky014
adebrave1 ---- kennethokey
Mcmooney --- battoyyeb -- deb26
gabrielmorinho ---- pweetybhy
monniyi --- Jamie1 --- sonymax16 abdurrazaq -- Edemab -- ChuxMyk yorme ---- Taeewo ---- LauraNicky Dream2 --- Mcmooney --- flimsy2
girlvyr ---- Lukema --- rolaniyonu
HDT13 -- hadibaba -- AnyiBest247
badmus306 ---- Lordtrailz
ruthobaz ---- Eduwalter
Misskaycee21 --- yuzed --- Chibzu
Coolduce91 --- Paulbabu --- dnatz
Cashcard1 ---- tenderblaze
SplendidE --- Uzy47 ---- Mimo1
DexxyAlebs ---- mizzkweenbee
EUEDOSA --- Manus17 ---- Kellysam
Dopebibs04 -- kapable75 - sas101
climate10 ---- deylex77
BlizzydoDo --- shina101 -- Juliet05
clentuzbaba --- kingzy4pep
edbor --- Missmossy --- klassd
SHEEGO2015 ---- abdulsemiu02
iphemama ---- Odoemacyril
Adebammm ---- scorpiogal
Themmy90 -- tosinwill -- gpranky
omoikea --- Johnklein ---- kgdavid
gentilityndu ---- doctormoh
koolsnoop2 -- Mosipeterz - kraspo
hanubarbie -- Dottune --- amusbe
franceswasky ---- Omobolaji20
Muzikluva -- patty2014 -- Majikals
wadanki --- anunimus -- Ramon92
desy24444 -- Twerky101 - StarryV
Ogochukwu67 -- donoti23 - b5ive
ussybaba - lekeling04 - ArcTammy
nibrainengine -- Mzonajin1 - ecmb
kingchukwudi ---- williamdorcas
kozykid ---- mistayeancah
iyke1989 --- aliyuyusuf --- drered
JohnQueen --- chukagodwin
ufondunenye --- ObiOgechi
mizthorlu --- kwynette -- lonepair
unlimitedesq --- sapien -- rmdayo
mbanonwanyi ---- bussieboi
Osmond4 --- Nwonye1 --- immv
joshuachuks93 ---- razaq2ndey
mayorjohnholt --- SFTW --- lagboy
sheunfemix ----- missbeebee
PrestraphD ---- AMAKAVIOLA
vwegbajoe ---- khalifahsparkles
Novarae - Tiannah95 -- Abacharles
vikaddy --- mikky234 --- Naijafox
Bobxin --- MropeEleniyan00
Dotman2210 --- chuksp09
PHATE007 --- Temmyloluwah
Chalsixtus -- Seunme2u --- 12dave
Omotoyecable ---- jessysparkles
favored11 --- bokunrawo ---- Jroy
jokeydamson ----- francobaresi
jhidey08 --- shebosss --- Fweshlee
Ramanto --- Mzshyshy --- franugo
EndyGodwin --- yinkaogunbode
nicetboy --- prettiepearlz ---- baib
AkranJide88 --- ibroh22 -- teabanj
Anuoluwaposimi --- schullten
Oluwadamilorlah --- Ruemufaith
Viscosity -- cuterichy - temilolami1
dipson546 --- kissley --- Rebekkah
elgizzyuplifted - carik -- Legenduq
Greatness366 ---- SirHenry105
Mcee96 --- eme40rald ---- Skiberg
callmemercy --- Jung --- Uricas
Johnkay1 -- Kylekent59 -- Philinho
Freduntu -- abat4real37 --- Fsandy
gabby227 ---- jamieporsche90
holymayor5 --- Vhalentino09 AndyAustin -- Chiboy429 -- Ofin11
MarcusGarvey --- trackdavid -- tpip
Kellyharris --- engees02
Charlyb007 ---- Holuwhaseun01
ianmak --- Donvitalis -- Yunisa001
williamdorcas ---- Urommarkey
Honeywell ---- Tunjihadeshelay
HateU2 --- aydeluxe ---- Ruby65 LegendaryArnold ---- djgreenland
Zibi5 ---- kenontop --- jaycaster
bmcariyo -- Daphoenix007 -- Rhay baeoflife -- DisturbNot - HaqBrook
ojaydedon --- elisbabs499
cruzydal --- RANGO23 --- Muyadek
Klaasd -- babatunde2990 -- Omaai

Tag me if your moniker is not mentioned
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Kelechi2020 welcome, are you that vision our polithiefians have been talking about since Yaradua era

Kelechi2020:


starryv which one did you say then, i want you to say your own..i want to do just as you say.. Ahhh me and married women case na perpendicular case . we never meet even in dream land

U know what I like most in all u said above? Lols the sentence that I bolded. Sounds to me like a blind trust and it makes me feel on top of the world trust me am not gonna mislead u. Now follow me...
Just make urself comfortable. Be free to mingle.
Any girl u like here, just point & i'll kill. Lols
#point_&_kill

So this is what is trending now.. nysc batch b 2016 news. trust nysc to say something contrary to the rumor.. i still dey wait



Meanwhile, how are my darlings doing?

Titanium38:
So this is what is trending now.. nysc batch b 2016 news. trust nysc to say something contrary to the rumor.. i still dey wait



Meanwhile, how are my darlings doing?

I'm doing great ma'am. Dream2 is doing great too. I don't know about others.
And how are u na

Titanium38:
So this is what is trending now.. nysc batch b 2016 news. trust nysc to say something contrary to the rumor.. i still dey wait
Meanwhile, how are my darlings doing?

dear dis dier fake news tire me o

Wassup y'all?..wats cooking??

Rebekkah:
yw!
I know someone who can POST your WORKING to a Federal Govt. Parastatal in ABUJA!!
Hope you have the necessary qualities. ARE YOU COMPETENT

....

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

For your Evening pleasure. ******************

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iyke1989:
Wassup y'all?..wats cooking??

Pounded yam with Egusi soup garnished with ponmo.
Topped by cat fish pepper soup.

StarryV:
U know what I like most in all u said above? Lols the sentence that I bolded. Sounds to me like a blind trust and it makes me feel on top of the world trust me am not gonna mislead u. Now follow me...
Just make urself comfortable. Be free to mingle.
Any girl u like here, just point & i'll kill. Lols
#point_&_kill

Haaa sweet friend!
Did u jez say point n kill?
He shldnt point and kill biko.. No gal is available.. Lolz

I arrived late, i guess. I de vex sef after my dept bounced me from batch A. Who wouldn't?


Alias/Moniker: radiokilla
School/Institution: FUTO
Course of Study: Agric. Engineering
Year of Graduation: 2015
Where you wish to serve: Enugu

missbeebee:

Pounded yam with Egusi soup garnished with ponmo.
Topped by cat fish pepper soup.

Ye!!! ....see as u elongate my throat....I go kidnap u until u prepare that meal for me o

how sure is this, or is it just an assumption?

chumaster:

JULY COUNTDOWN TO THE ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF 2016 BATCH B MOBILISATION TIMETABLE!!!
IT IS 20 DAYS LEFT FOR THE RELEASE OF B16 MOB. TIMETABLE
Cc
danemenike ----- Greycious
chumaster --- Titanium38 --- coyy
Justified19 Mohsaaf armanni
toshino4real - kayusely - vikky014
adebrave1 ---- kennethokey
Mcmooney --- battoyyeb -- deb26
gabrielmorinho ---- pweetybhy
monniyi --- Jamie1 --- sonymax16 abdurrazaq -- Edemab -- ChuxMyk yorme ---- Taeewo ---- LauraNicky Dream2 --- Mcmooney --- flimsy2
girlvyr ---- Lukema --- rolaniyonu
HDT13 -- hadibaba -- AnyiBest247
badmus306 ---- Lordtrailz
ruthobaz ---- Eduwalter
Misskaycee21 --- yuzed --- Chibzu
Coolduce91 --- Paulbabu --- dnatz
Cashcard1 ---- tenderblaze
SplendidE --- Uzy47 ---- Mimo1
DexxyAlebs ---- mizzkweenbee
EUEDOSA --- Manus17 ---- Kellysam
Dopebibs04 -- kapable75 - sas101
climate10 ---- deylex77
BlizzydoDo --- shina101 -- Juliet05
clentuzbaba --- kingzy4pep
edbor --- Missmossy --- klassd
SHEEGO2015 ---- abdulsemiu02
iphemama ---- Odoemacyril
Adebammm ---- scorpiogal
Themmy90 -- tosinwill -- gpranky
omoikea --- Johnklein ---- kgdavid
gentilityndu ---- doctormoh
koolsnoop2 -- Mosipeterz - kraspo
hanubarbie -- Dottune --- amusbe
franceswasky ---- Omobolaji20
Muzikluva -- patty2014 -- Majikals
wadanki --- anunimus -- Ramon92
desy24444 -- Twerky101 - StarryV
Ogochukwu67 -- donoti23 - b5ive
ussybaba - lekeling04 - ArcTammy
nibrainengine -- Mzonajin1 - ecmb
kingchukwudi ---- williamdorcas
kozykid ---- mistayeancah
iyke1989 --- aliyuyusuf --- drered
JohnQueen --- chukagodwin
ufondunenye --- ObiOgechi
mizthorlu --- kwynette -- lonepair
unlimitedesq --- sapien -- rmdayo
mbanonwanyi ---- bussieboi
Osmond4 --- Nwonye1 --- immv
joshuachuks93 ---- razaq2ndey
mayorjohnholt --- SFTW --- lagboy
sheunfemix ----- missbeebee
PrestraphD ---- AMAKAVIOLA
vwegbajoe ---- khalifahsparkles
Novarae - Tiannah95 -- Abacharles
vikaddy --- mikky234 --- Naijafox
Bobxin --- MropeEleniyan00
Dotman2210 --- chuksp09
PHATE007 --- Temmyloluwah
Chalsixtus -- Seunme2u --- 12dave
Omotoyecable ---- jessysparkles
favored11 --- bokunrawo ---- Jroy
jokeydamson ----- francobaresi
jhidey08 --- shebosss --- Fweshlee
Ramanto --- Mzshyshy --- franugo
EndyGodwin --- yinkaogunbode
nicetboy --- prettiepearlz ---- baib
AkranJide88 --- ibroh22 -- teabanj
Anuoluwaposimi --- schullten
Oluwadamilorlah --- Ruemufaith
Viscosity -- cuterichy - temilolami1
dipson546 --- kissley --- Rebekkah
elgizzyuplifted - carik -- Legenduq
Greatness366 ---- SirHenry105
Mcee96 --- eme40rald ---- Skiberg
callmemercy --- Jung --- Uricas
Johnkay1 -- Kylekent59 -- Philinho
Freduntu -- abat4real37 --- Fsandy
gabby227 ---- jamieporsche90
holymayor5 --- Vhalentino09 AndyAustin -- Chiboy429 -- Ofin11
MarcusGarvey --- trackdavid -- tpip
Kellyharris --- engees02
Charlyb007 ---- Holuwhaseun01
ianmak --- Donvitalis -- Yunisa001
williamdorcas ---- Urommarkey
Honeywell ---- Tunjihadeshelay
HateU2 --- aydeluxe ---- Ruby65 LegendaryArnold ---- djgreenland
Zibi5 ---- kenontop --- jaycaster
bmcariyo -- Daphoenix007 -- Rhay baeoflife -- DisturbNot - HaqBrook
ojaydedon --- elisbabs499
cruzydal --- RANGO23 --- Muyadek
Klaasd -- babatunde2990 -- Omaai

Tag me if your moniker is not mentioned
Please don't qoute the whole post!!!

StarryV:
I'm doing great ma'am. Dream2 is doing great too. I don't know about others.
And how are u na

That's nice. Am fine too ma'am lolz.

missbeebee:

Haaa sweet friend!
Did u jez say point n kill?
He shldnt point and kill biko.. No gal is available.. Lolz

u sure say no girl dey available? no no no una must provide one babe for my new friend o. Well sha em neva point. Whoever he points, I go... U know na *winks*
Ahwayu sweerie