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Let's tell a story. It has been told some
centuries back but I do not really know how
they talked about it back then. For all I
care, am born a 21st centurian so spare
me the past century tales.

Oh well, it is not a moonlight tale, though,
for some of us that write, we like to see
the moon up there for us to write CLEARLY!
LOLZ...

His name is Jesus. The only one who has
existence not visible even before Terah
gave birth to his first son. But wait, this
write up is a little about him and more of
what happened that neccesited his
emergence.

And thus it went . . .
It happened in the morning of this fateful
day in Eden. Eve had discussed with her
hubby, Adam about what she considered
the health benefit of the tree in the
middle of the garden. But Adam convinced
her that despite the fact that the tree was
medicinal, the consequences of eating it
was grievous.
She agreed without further questions then
the morning arose.

Adam lifted his crude tool, his hoe, hanging
on his shoulders, he leaves to care for the
garden - so happy he went.
"Oh Lord my God, when I in awesome
wonder, consider all the works the hand
hath made. . . Then sings my soul, my
saviour God to thee. . ." Eve sings happily
doing her chores.

Meanwhile, Lucifer had set up plenaries at
the red parliament earlier seeking for vote
of either the man or woman to start his
awful mission in the world. If he gets any
to vote on the matter, to convince the
other partner would be easy, he thought,
knowing full well that having both parties
(Adam and Eve) sitting for plenaries, it
would highly be unfruitful.

At this time the woman is less busy and
relaxing with some freshly pressed fruit
juice. Then the plenary kicks off. Can I
mention thaat the plenary startes actually
under her nose known only to Lucifer and
presided by him.
He approaches her with some good tricky
smile,
"Hi", he said to her.
"Hey Luci, how you doing? Its been a while
I saw you around here. How's everything"
she replied.
"Am good", Lucifer responded.
Looking carefully and analysing her
responses, Lucifer concludes that she must
have been wanting to have some
conversation. He looks down into the cup
of juice Eve was sipping without a word. Eve
became worried and asked what the matter
was.

"I thought it was the juice from the tree in
the middle of the garden" he replied.
"oh come on, you know I can't even touch
it because we have been given command
not to. And also warned that it we fault
that, we are dying straightaway" she
explained.
"For where" he asked and ran towards the
tree and plucked out one and comes back.
"You can observe this one" he said and
hands over the fruit to her.
"See, there is nothing like that oh" he
continues, "its just that HE wants to
command obedience from you and your
hubby" he concluded.
"Like seriously!" Eve exclaimed.
"Yes of course, there is no way you will just
die like that for eating ordinary fruit"
Lucifer answered.
"You know", he continues, "HE said don't
touch and now you've touched and carefully
observed it, now tell me, have you got a
headache?" He asked.
"Ya making sense Luci', Eve cuts in, 'I
spoke to my hubby yesternight about this
fruit o but he was still afraid of touching it"
she said shaking her head.
"You know, she continues, he is the head
and am here just to obey and help him
submitting to his will. And now I don't
know what to do Luci, maybe I'll just keep
this and see what he will say when he
returns from the field" she concludes.
"Come on, it will still be the same story,
what I'll suggest is you take a bite of it and
reserve some for him and when he returns
you lovingly presents it to him" Lucifer
adviced. "See, you will thank me later
because you guys are going to be gods,
knowing left and right and commanding
undisputable authority" he concludes.
Eve took the fruit and carefully bite into it
and enjoyed it as she went.

Adam came back later in the day, tired and
hungry and was served a nicely cooked
meal.
"Darling please, before you eat, why ont
you take this fruit first" she requested.
"Hey come on, this looks like the fruit in
the middle of the garden. Why did you eat
of it without my consent and I hope Boss
have not been around today" he requested
mildly.
"Oh spare me the headache, he hasn't" she
replied.
"I mean, just take it, this stuff is medicinal.
Something I considered scales, left my eyes
after I tasted it an I feel after a day's work
like this, you'd surely need that" she cuts
in lovingly.

Meanwhile Lucifer had ran back to the red
parliament to continued his under-cover
plenaries and was about to say the 'ayes, or
'nays' have it when Adam returned from
work. So he came back and watched the
dialogue that he planted within the couple.

As soon as Adam ate of it, he heads back
to the red parliament and didn't know
when he said, "the nays have it".

De fin du mois!


source: alphasoars..co.ke/2016/07/the-ageless-story.html?m=1

Whoever that robot was in the Garden of Eden, he was NOT man.

SirWere:
Whoever that robot was in the Garden of Eden, he was NOT man.

serious sir, can you defend your stand by enlightening us if you will?

Alphasoar:
serious sir, can you defend your stand by enlightening us if you will?

What defines man as man??

There has been many philosophical argument regarding this but there's a pretty general area of agreement

- A sense of identity

- Consciousness

- A capacity for Emotion

- An ability to make decisions, however uneffective or inadequate.



Now, apply all this to man and see how many of this he passes....

SirWere:
What defines man as man??

There has been many philosophical argument regarding this but there's a pretty general area of agreement

- A sense of identity

- Consciousness

- A capacity for Emotion

- An ability to make decisions, however uneffective or inadequate.



Now, apply all this to man and see how many of this he passes....

and you never forget that the spell from a woman sitting beside a man is powerful.

Alphasoar:
and you never forget that the spell from a woman sitting beside a man is powerful.

Ahh... Konji, the only part of a man's body that defies gravity. The universal constant amongst all animals. The one sure pill to wipe away all thought, order or reasoning......



Konji has always been a bastard

#lalasticlala come and read this post.