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To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 11:12am On Jul 20, 2016
Which Is The Best Position To Sleep With Partner A B C D E F G H COMMENT

Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 11:14am On Jul 20, 2016
grin letter F is the real deal to start with... And I wudnt mind to shift to G & H next morning tongue
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 11:20am On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin letter F is the real deal to start with... And I wudnt mind to shift to G & H next morning tongue
that is after pemperempe next morning you guys will sleep apart.lol
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 11:21am On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
that is after pemperempe next morning you guys will sleep apart.lol



Ooohh yeah boo u got that right grin u do too?
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 11:25am On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:




Ooohh yeah boo u got that right grin u do too?
huh!/yearh sure...I give her both the kula Lobito's and gaga the ginger..later we sleep apart..lol...let me ask you. how are you enjoying d weather?
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
huh!/yearh sure...I give her both the kula Lobito's and gaga the ginger..later we sleep apart..lol...let me ask you. how are you enjoying d weather?


grin what u mean by "weather"?.. Lol haahhahahaah


I dunno abt urz but here is freakishly cray cray grin
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 11:47am On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:



grin what u mean by "weather"?.. Lol haahhahahaah


I dunno abt urz but here is freakishly cray cray grin

hmmm queen queen..here the weather is cool buh am feeling cold m.I need to kula Lobito's.. tongue
TrapQueen77:



grin what u mean by "weather"?.. Lol haahhahahaah


I dunno abt urz but here is freakishly cray cray grin

hmmm queen queen..here the weather is cool buh am feeling cold m.I need to kula Lobito's....you nko? lol
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 11:51am On Jul 20, 2016
grin same Here... Missing someone actually tongue
Re: To All Singles And Married by osesology(m): 11:51am On Jul 20, 2016
Letter F is more comfortable and more...inviting.
l used to wonder how my girl use to stay on me like that till morning, without changing position...well, l kind of like it tho.
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 11:56am On Jul 20, 2016
osesology:
Letter F is more comfortable and more...inviting.
l used to wonder how my girl use to stay on me like that till morning, without changing position...well, l kind of like it tho.
hmmm ..when you have kula Lobito's her...lol.bigbig boy
Re: To All Singles And Married by osesology(m): 11:59am On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
hmmm ..when you have kula Lobito's her...lol.bigbig boy
Lol, u funny die.
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 12:00pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin same Here... Missing someone actually tongue
hmmm ..queen.. you go bad gan lol..missing... well body no be stone.. please kindly follow me ...pm me..come and eat .
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 12:01pm On Jul 20, 2016
osesology:
Lol, u funny die.
yes nah..
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 12:04pm On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
hmmm ..queen.. you go bad gan lol..missing... well body no be stone.. please kindly follow me ...pm me..come and eat .




Hahahahahahaha haba baba nawa for me ooo... tongue

*looking around us* where I gone follow u wink ?
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 12:10pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Hahahahahahaha haba baba nawa for me ooo... tongue

*looking around us* where I gone follow u wink ?
see you..you dey fear ..may you thought I want to kula Lobito.. I said follow me nah..
queen queen peperempe..queen sugar sugar. queen d malicious presticous queen..
give me five
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 12:13pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Hahahahahahaha haba baba nawa for me ooo... tongue

*looking around us* where I gone follow u wink ?
let hook up queen.. make me bro see you..
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
see you..you dey fear ..may you thought I want to kula Lobito.. I said follow me nah..
queen queen peperempe..queen sugar sugar. queen d malicious presticous queen..
give me five




I no fear ooo grin what is kula lobito? shocked lemme ask smellinganus for this... He is my walking encyclopedia cheesy tongue
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 12:31pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:





I no fear ooo grin what is kula lobito? shocked lemme ask smellinganus for this... He is my walking encyclopedia cheesy tongue
hmmm queen
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
hmmm queen




Sorry Mr. Handsome.. Juz to let u know tat I don't reply pms due to I forgot my password of the email I used in NL...


Besides yahoo boiz are always in Red Alert who they gonna scam next grin
Re: To All Singles And Married by Lexxyburg(m): 12:50pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin same Here... Missing someone actually tongue
Missing you too tongue
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 12:53pm On Jul 20, 2016
Lexxyburg:
Missing you too tongue



Hahahahaha... I miss u more. It's sucks I rarely see u here tongue


But hope u doing well ey smiley
Re: To All Singles And Married by Lexxyburg(m): 12:58pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:



Hahahahaha... I miss u more. It's sucks I rarely see u here tongue

But hope u doing well ey smiley
Yes I'm good dear. How was ur day?
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 1:01pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Sorry Mr. Handsome.. Juz to let u know tat I don't reply pms due to I forgot my password of the email I used in NL...


Besides yahoo boiz are always in Red Alert who they gonna scam next grin
are they still in existence? this is strong oohh coz I am hearing this from your mouth... can you share your experience plz? with them
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 1:07pm On Jul 20, 2016
Lexxyburg:
Yes I'm good dear. How was ur day?



Now my day is even better coz ur here grin

So what makes u busy these days? Do u have whatsapp? tongue
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
are they still in existence? this is strong oohh coz I am hearing this from your mouth... can you share your experience plz? with them




Just peeled ur eyes wide open, u can see them here everywhere. Nothing is impossible with them wink
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 1:13pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Just peeled ur eyes wide open, u can see them here everywhere. Nothing is impossible with them wink

nah wah ooo...so how could I get in touch wid you? sister.. please
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
nah wah ooo...so how could I get in touch wid you? sister.. please



grin why u want to reach my ---------- ?
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 2:25pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:




grin why u want to reach my ---------- ?
queen you don't need to sweat it..just friend ship huh!
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
queen you don't need to sweat it..just friend ship huh!



grin we can chat here 24/7 365days unless I'm locked up
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 2:34pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:




grin we can chat here 24/7 365days unless I'm locked up
are you afraid? huh... I wonder y you don't wanna me to chat private
Re: To All Singles And Married by Nobody: 2:37pm On Jul 20, 2016
handsomety:
are you afraid? huh... I wonder y you don't wanna me to chat private



Hahahaha... Nope... I'm not afraid at all but for sure u don't wanna be part of those Blocked Gang, are u? grin
Re: To All Singles And Married by handsomety(m): 3:03pm On Jul 20, 2016
TrapQueen77:




Hahahaha... Nope... I'm not afraid at all but for sure u don't wanna be part of those Blocked Gang, are u? grin
nope me am different oooo..I have work and a busy type..
if not bored..right now in my office ..just bored.. no work this week ..am a trainer and also saxophonist...

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