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1. When you don’t want to go out but you hear “free food”.

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My body is ready.

2. When you go for a buffet and someone tries to enter your front.

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Better respect yourself.

3. When your mother starts doubting your stomach.

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4. When the person serving food at the owambe keeps passing you.

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See my life

no 1 i do that wella

5. When the caterer tries to block your blessing.

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Better face your front.

6. Your plate at every owambe


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Can’t dull it.

make i book space

7. When you follow your friend to a fancy restaurant and you see the tiny portions.

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Am i a goat?

8. When there is still flesh on your bone and your waiter tries to clear your plate.


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You want to die, na?






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9. When someone wants to take you on a date that doesn’t involve food.


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Are we in the abroad?
Catch ya later.

10. Your monthly food budget

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Food is the most important, abeg.

11. When you buy take-away but finish the food before you get home.


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Don't judge me biko.

12. When your friend says you spend too much money on food.

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Face your front.

13. Nigerian mothers: “…when you’re always eating.”

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Hay God!

14. When you dish your food and one aunty comes to say “for you alone?!”


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Please aunty, comman be going to your house.

15. When your siblings eat the food you kept in the fridge.

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Blood can be thicker than water, but eh! It is not thicker than food oh!!

16. When the person saying grace for food starts praying too long.

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You would soon the other aide of me

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4. When the person serving food at the owambe keeps passing you.

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See my life

this got me laughing

17. You, leaving every party with food like

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I cannot comman goan carry last

Goodmorning..

When the person serving food reach your side and talk say food don finish

Your look when someone tells you you can't finish the food

How you dance after eating eating and eating
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Edwinmason:
no 1 i do that wella

Lool,
You are a typical naija man


Source: http://zikoko.com/list/nigerians-love-food/

adewumiopeyemi:
make i book space

You think it would go to final destination?
Fingers crossed..

Mediapace:
When the person serving food reach you and say food don finish

Mediapace:
Your look when someone tells you you can't finish the food

Lol, when it's not your belly

who knows...

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You think it would go to final destination?
Fingers crossed..

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Lool,
You are a typical naija man


Source: http://zikoko.com/list/nigerians-love-food/

my broda na buhari cause am o

Edwinmason:
my broda na buhari cause am o

Lmao
This man don use eye find wetin no lost for naija .
It is well


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Lol. This space is for sale.

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14. When you dish your food and one aunty comes to say “for you alone?!”


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Please aunty, comman be going to your house.

This has happened to me sha, ifor slap sense commot her brain