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| 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
This got me cracking all through.. Oya lemme quickly post it. Where 'em ladies forming choir?? biko coman see o! ![]() 1. When your mother forces you to join the youth choir. Hay God!
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by labienyce(m): 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:03pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
2. Every Nigerian choir’s best friend: That Yamaha keyboard.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:04pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
3. When you come for choir practice on Saturday and nobody is around. You will now wait forever.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:05pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
4. When the choir leader tells you that you’re taking the solo on Sunday. Just like that?
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:06pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
5. When the choir hasn’t sung Kirk Franklin in two Sundays. Something must be wrong.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:07pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
6. Nigerian choirs and “Jehovah you are the most high” X 1000 They must sing it.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by ThePenguin(m): 1:08pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:08pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
7. When the person leading praise and worship starts singing an oyinbo song nobody knows. Where do you think you are?
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
8. How the choir runs to the mic when the pastor suddenly starts singing during the message: Can’t leave the pastor hanging.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
When your mum knows that you like Lil Wayne and she tells you " Lil Wayne was also a Choir Master so be like him ![]()
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by Hishowlau(m): 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
9. When the choir spends half of choir practice arguing about the colour scheme for Sunday. Na wa for una o.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:11pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
10. When the choir leader tells everyone to wear a colour you don’t have in your wardrobe. STRESS ME!
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:12pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
11. How the congregation gingers the children choir whenever they come to perform: You people don’t clap for us like that oh.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:13pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
12. When a guest choir comes and sings better than your own choir. You tried small.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:14pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
13. When a new choir member tries to suggest a song. Sit down, biko.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:15pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
14. When that oversabi chorister starts singing louder than the soloist during ministration. Calm down, ma.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:15pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
15. That choir member that always forgets to cover her hair then starts looking for handkerchief before ministration. ALL THE TIME.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:16pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
16. When the choir leader makes you sing one line from a song for 20 minutes. Can we round up though?
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by Kenzico(m): 1:17pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Funny Jokes! But I don tire to dey see this Jacob Zuma picture abeg |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:18pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
17. When the person leading the ministration catches the holy spirit. THE BEST!
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:18pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
18. When you hear “all choir members wait behind. NOOOOO!!!
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:19pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
19. You, whenever someone says “choir girls are the worst.” I’ve heard you.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2016*. Modified: 2:47pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by realsammie(m): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
u try op. especially that song" Jehovah you are d most high" if naija choir never sing dat song, we no go close service dat sunday ![]() |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
labienyce:Your take? |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:22pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ThePenguin:grab apoti and popcorn join make u sidown n laff |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 1:23pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
When you sing for 1hour with your eyes closed. And you open your eyes, every body has gone home. Even the church building left ![]()
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:25pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Kenzico:bruh, dah pics no fit fade away o.. we go try find alt. sha |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 1:25pm On Jul 25, 2016*. Modified: 1:41pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
When an Ebola patient comes to share testimony on how God healed him and he tries to give you the Microphone to sing for him ![]() No be me Give the Pastor
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(op): 1:25pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
IffaCatchYouEhn:hahahhahah ![]() |
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