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| 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
This got me cracking all through..  Oya lemme quickly post it. Where 'em ladies forming choir?? biko coman see o! 1. When your mother forces you to join the youth choir. Hay God! 1 Like
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by labienyce(m): 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Following 1 Like |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:03pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
2. Every Nigerian choir’s best friend: That Yamaha keyboard. 1 Like
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:04pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
3. When you come for choir practice on Saturday and nobody is around. You will now wait forever.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:05pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
4. When the choir leader tells you that you’re taking the solo on Sunday. Just like that?
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:06pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
5. When the choir hasn’t sung Kirk Franklin in two Sundays. Something must be wrong.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:07pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
6. Nigerian choirs and “Jehovah you are the most high” X 1000 They must sing it. 5 Likes
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by ThePenguin(m): 1:08pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
parks |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:08pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
7. When the person leading praise and worship starts singing an oyinbo song nobody knows. Where do you think you are? 1 Like
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
8. How the choir runs to the mic when the pastor suddenly starts singing during the message: Can’t leave the pastor hanging. 1 Like
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
When your mum knows that you like Lil Wayne and she tells you " Lil Wayne was also a Choir Master so be like him 1 Like
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by Hishowlau(m): 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Lol |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
9. When the choir spends half of choir practice arguing about the colour scheme for Sunday. Na wa for una o.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:11pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
10. When the choir leader tells everyone to wear a colour you don’t have in your wardrobe. STRESS ME!
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:12pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
11. How the congregation gingers the children choir whenever they come to perform: You people don’t clap for us like that oh.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:13pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
12. When a guest choir comes and sings better than your own choir. You tried small.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:14pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
13. When a new choir member tries to suggest a song. Sit down, biko. 1 Like
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:15pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
14. When that oversabi chorister starts singing louder than the soloist during ministration. Calm down, ma. 2 Likes
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:15pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
15. That choir member that always forgets to cover her hair then starts looking for handkerchief before ministration. ALL THE TIME.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:16pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
16. When the choir leader makes you sing one line from a song for 20 minutes. Can we round up though?
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by Kenzico(m): 1:17pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Funny Jokes! But I don tire to dey see this Jacob Zuma picture abeg 2 Likes |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:18pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
17. When the person leading the ministration catches the holy spirit. THE BEST!
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:18pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
18. When you hear “all choir members wait behind. NOOOOO!!!
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:19pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
19. You, whenever someone says “choir girls are the worst.” I’ve heard you.
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by realsammie(m): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
| u try op. especially that song" Jehovah you are d most high" if naija choir never sing dat song, we no go close service dat sunday 1 Like |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
labienyce: Your take? |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:22pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ThePenguin:grab apoti and popcorn join make u sidown n laff |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 1:23pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
When you sing for 1hour with your eyes closed. And you open your eyes, every body has gone home. Even the church building left 3 Likes
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:25pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Kenzico: bruh, dah pics no fit fade away o.. we go try find alt. sha |
| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 1:25pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
When an Ebola patient comes to share testimony on how God healed him and he tries to give you the Microphone to sing for him No be me Give the Pastor 3 Likes
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| Re: 19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church by lanlaw(m): 1:25pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
IffaCatchYouEhn: hahahhahah |
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