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What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:10am On Jul 28, 2016

When you wake up and you are the only one at home grin

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:10am On Jul 28, 2016

When a relative gave you money after visiting and your mum said "let me hold it for you"

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:11am On Jul 28, 2016

Me: I'm going to my friend's house
Mum: Why can't your friends come here?

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:11am On Jul 28, 2016

Me:Ds is d water u askd 4,wia shd I put it?
Mum: kuku gbe s'ori mi(coman put it on my head)

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:12am On Jul 28, 2016

Lowkey when mum bought us "Christmas cloth" that we would wear till Jesus comes

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:12am On Jul 28, 2016

Mum: Who broke dis plate
Me: Ermmm...
Mum:just tell me I won't beat you
Me: It's me..
Mum:

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by eshietIntrepid(m): 11:16am On Jul 28, 2016

salabscholar01:
When you wake up and you are the only one at home

U used to eat this during gej reign

Now u can even afford bread talkless of butter.

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:25am On Jul 28, 2016

Mothers and "you can't kill me cos I didn't kill my mother"

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:28am On Jul 28, 2016

telling your parents to buy Nike's for you and they end up buying Nixe and say its the same

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:29am On Jul 28, 2016

when your biscuit drop on the ground and they tell you to leave it for the devil

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:34am On Jul 28, 2016

People In the pharmacy when you're buying Contraceptive or Condom

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:37am On Jul 28, 2016

"You are not wasting the food you poured, YOU MUST EAT IT!!"

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:38am On Jul 28, 2016

"You are not wasting the food you poured, YOU MUST EAT IT!!" grin

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:45am On Jul 28, 2016*

Mum: Go and collect bucket for me from mama Kebiru
me; (Don't want to go) I saw her going to the market this morning
Mum: Go and check there, may be she's back.
Me;

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:50am On Jul 28, 2016

Bill Gates left school
SteveJob left school[b][/b]
Mark Zuckerberg left school
When U leave school

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:56am On Jul 28, 2016

When a girl who has been stubborn at a toast, start giving you multiple love messages, and you're not sure of her real feelings

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by salabscholar01(op): 11:57am On Jul 28, 2016

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by herzern(m): 6:21pm On Jul 28, 2016

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by johnstar(m): 6:21pm On Jul 28, 2016

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by RealJaneDoe: 6:21pm On Jul 28, 2016

After birth you go to school spend 3 years in kg 6years in primary 6 years in secondary 1-4 years trying to get into school because of jamb. 5 years in school 2 years at home because of strike. 2 years trying to look for job if u are lucky. Then u might get a 40k salary. Then you will be governed by a clueless government they'll be insecurity, power outages and whatnot.

If you're able to go through all these without losing your mind. You are worth celebration.

If you can live in Nigeria and still be sane u are a champion.

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by vict505(m): 6:22pm On Jul 28, 2016

Welcome Vic

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Iamlordgee(m): 6:22pm On Jul 28, 2016

This crap is so funny

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by DirtyGold: 6:22pm On Jul 28, 2016*

If you attended a boarding school, you can relate...

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by veekid(m): 6:23pm On Jul 28, 2016

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by sbabimbola(f): 6:25pm On Jul 28, 2016

LOL!

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by SlimBrawnie(f): 6:25pm On Jul 28, 2016*

My mum duped me severally with this "Let me hold it for u" scam and the day I ever ask of it is the day I'd be reminded of the food I've been eating, the clothes I've been wearing and my school fees.

Shey na me say make una born me?

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by ichommy(m): 6:26pm On Jul 28, 2016

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Itzasap(m): 6:27pm On Jul 28, 2016

Dat contraceptive own ehn.... People go dey look you like say you be Jesus

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by sladimeji(m): 6:28pm On Jul 28, 2016

when you play nairabet and only Chelsea spoil #500000 game

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Itzasap(m): 6:28pm On Jul 28, 2016

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by richidinho(m): 6:29pm On Jul 28, 2016

After mummy's trashing and you thought of commiting suicide, u heard a voice

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Mammangaddafi(m): 6:30pm On Jul 28, 2016

salabscholar01:
People In the pharmacy when you're buying Contraceptive or Condom

the woman will be like 'baba I hail'

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