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Happy Sunday... .

Let go there.




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You when you are entering the auditorium.



Today na today

When usher approaches you.


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Wetin apen?


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If you don't wanna witness all this, before you enter the church first observe.
Appearance of the church: The church get gate? na kpako with tampoline them use mount am? If e get gate and it's well built you can enter, but, if it's the former enter only if you hole building offering, development offering, sectional & district contribution plus other normal offerings.

Pastor dressing: shey him wear suit abi coat? (coat na that one wey fit size the whole church at once) if na coat no enter. Shey him too dey shout? & him dey preach with too much gra gra? no enter.

Ushers: Shey they look neat? dem baff up well? na married women full there? no enter.

And if the members to dey over-sabi, no enter.

You, when the usher won't let you sit until you go to front.


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This is gonna be amazing lemme book space

Time for praise and worship and your dancing step is totally alien.

SPACE BOOKED

NO TRESPASS

BEWARE OF DOGS...

And all of a sudden the person sitting beside you screams.

Time for Prayer, the same person that screamed like someone possessed, started to speak in tongue.






Na only you dey this church ni.

wen u check the time u notice is after 12.... and u have an appointment by 12.30.. and church is still on..

When the church used 30mins to collect offering.

Time to Preach: you when pastor started talking about sin.



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Lolz on point

Fynestboi make i buy land... 6 acres lwkmh

At the sign post outside it was boldly written, service ends at 11pm.

It is 12pm and the pastor is still preaching.




I don enter am today.

When pastor no gree end sermon, you tried going out.




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Naxo usher block your way.


See you.


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Na swear

that awkward moment that you dont know when to sitt or stand.. You just dey like mumu

harrysjones:
yes ooo

Make i dey observe...

Pastor asked everyone to raise their Bible to pray and na only you no get Bible.

;DLwkmd. Lwkmd. Chai, it's not a small something.

Fynestboi:
When the church used 30mins to collect offering.

economic recession dey na

After service.

You Sabi say first timer gats wait.


You were expecting first timers' package and they gave you only tracts.

make i buy land for here..smellymouth and princeakin.. hw mch u go buy the land...