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Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by solid3(op): 6:24pm On Aug 01, 2016
See what a white man tweeted about Nigerian police
"The Nigerian police are so friendly. We were pulled over twice in the last 10mins just because they wanted to wish us happy weekend. "


https://mobile.twitter.com/mikejsmith504/status/320307436823138304

Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by brize(m): 6:47pm On Aug 01, 2016
I was expecting to see JUST JOKING
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by chachanga: 7:48pm On Aug 01, 2016
those would be the mature ones running illegal checkpoints that "Oga must not hear" about in action.

the runs are coded so they gats to smilingly arranged the change from driver now?

Oga, happy weekend sir
Chai, this sun is hot but we're here for you sir
Anything for the boys sir

Na d the paroles be dat

oyibo, don't get it twisted! angry
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by kuuljay(m): 8:28pm On Aug 01, 2016
I remembered when I was with my old boss when ever I needed some cash I will go to his house and tell him I just wanted to come and wish him happy Sunday or whatever day...by the time police notice this man always saying thank you on that road them go arrest am for trying to commit suicide by driving in hot sun without Air conditioning
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by Almaiga: 8:43pm On Aug 01, 2016
Are you sure you are refering to Nigerian Police or you wanted to write Algerian or Niger Police.

Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by buharisbae(f): 9:23pm On Aug 01, 2016
u forgot the part were u gave them 20N? grin
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by solid3(op): 10:11pm On Aug 01, 2016
buharisbae:
u forgot the part were u gave them 20N? grin
I have never given police bribe, if u have a video or picture evidence prove me wrong. wink
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by MilesLamar(m): 10:18pm On Aug 01, 2016
Hahahhaha Oyibo didn't get the Msg
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by CrazyG: 10:48pm On Aug 01, 2016
This one na miss call O!.....Wishing u happy weekend was a subtle way of asking u how far?
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by afanide: 10:59pm On Aug 01, 2016
i expected something of such (Mockery)
Wasn't disappointed though.......
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by ashjay001(m): 12:19am On Aug 02, 2016
chachanga:
those would be the mature ones running illegal checkpoints that "Oga must not hear" about in action.

the runs are coded so they gats to smilingly arranged the change from driver now?

Oga, happy weekend sir
Chai, this sun is hot but we're here for you sir
Anything for the boys sir

Na d the paroles be dat

oyibo, don't get it twisted! angry
Na sarcasm, d oyibo do so.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by Nobody: 1:01am On Aug 02, 2016
I can never forget a slap I once received from them.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by chris4gold(m): 3:37am On Aug 02, 2016
Issokay
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by wadetaw202: 4:31am On Aug 02, 2016
chachanga:
those would be the mature ones running illegal checkpoints that "Oga must not hear" about in action.

the runs are coded so they gats to smilingly arranged the change from driver now?

Oga, happy weekend sir
Chai, this sun is hot but we're here for you sir
Anything for the boys sir

Na d the paroles be dat

oyibo, don't get it twisted! angry
The oyiboman knows they were asking for tip.

He is being sarcastic intentionally
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by Badtguyy(m): 5:23am On Aug 02, 2016
Lool. I like the way the man phrased it. They are so friendly. Afte greeting them, you would now hear, "Anything for the boys" God bless Nigerian police grin
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by gbaskiboy:
Maybe he was fortunate to meet the good ones. Nigerian police are so annoying and uneducated. They needed training, on how to show courtesy to the public
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by M4gunners: 5:37am On Aug 02, 2016
Nigeria police, pulled you over just to wish you happy weekend? Maybe am no longer a Nigerian.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by Nobody: 7:06am On Aug 02, 2016
Oyibo man on a long thing..
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by chachanga: 7:09am On Aug 02, 2016
ashjay001:
Na sarcasm, d oyibo do so.
Na so
Dem know us
Me sef, av arranged some Nigeria Army stickers & koboko for my car to dey harrass them with
Am not dropping any kish at any police checkpoint, on top complete papers & N145 per litre fuel.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by adioolayi(m): 7:20am On Aug 02, 2016
After the "Happy Weekend" ..the next is "Wetin you bring come" or "Anything for the us"
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by GoldenJAT(m): 7:26am On Aug 02, 2016
not all police officers are bad o!
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by slimfit1(m): 7:53am On Aug 02, 2016
That is the difference between black and white police. I'm the police that stopped them have never seen a white man before.

Secondly he is probably telling you how fool and ignorant they are in conducting there duties.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by solid3(op): 7:59am On Aug 02, 2016
2chainzz:
I can never forget a slap I once received from them.
grin
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by TrueHeart365(m): 8:17am On Aug 02, 2016
this whitey no know sey na egunje dem dey ask forgrin.
na because sey na oyinbo dem no harrass am nagrin.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by ashjay001(m): 8:20am On Aug 02, 2016
chachanga:
Na so
Dem know us
Me sef, av arranged some Nigeria Army stickers & koboko for my car to dey harrass them with
Am not dropping any kish at any police checkpoint, on top complete papers & N145 per litre fuel.
Make u com sabi small english, wit some time to waste! Shishi no dey drop!
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by KingPoult: 8:35am On Aug 02, 2016
this chicken never see anything.... grin
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by kelvin305(m): 8:38am On Aug 02, 2016
Any how E bad reach our 9ja police go chop nah

Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by Nobody: 8:53am On Aug 02, 2016
so funny
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by nzemila(m): 8:54am On Aug 02, 2016
sir you dont understand them, that happy weekend is a kind of reminding you that this is weekend and boys need to drink beer. At the end you fall their hand without white or green paper.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by 7agaza(m): 9:03am On Aug 02, 2016
Oga i forgive you because you are not a Nigerian. They where just pulling you over to see if you will tell them..... Oya take this one
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by sammyclassics(m): 9:03am On Aug 02, 2016
He didn't meet the ones who ask you to on inner light in the afternoon.
Re: Mike Smith on Twitter: "Nigerian Police Are So Friendly" by sorepco(m): 9:06am On Aug 02, 2016
U dont get it?? The guy is being sarcastic


chachanga:
those would be the mature ones running illegal checkpoints that "Oga must not hear" about in action.

the runs are coded so they gats to smilingly arranged the change from driver now?

Oga, happy weekend sir
Chai, this sun is hot but we're here for you sir
Anything for the boys sir

Na d the paroles be dat

oyibo, don't get it twisted! angry
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