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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 12:05am On Aug 03, 2016
ibroh22:

loll,i just love your sense of humour,, keep it up dear,leave those mosquitoes,dem go chop now,if dem no chop,aw dem go survive for this buhari era,,,am already getting better sha,,,, yorme,dont block my black ass again ,make she see road



As for the concept,i don't have brain for thinking in that aspect,no be my fault,its just talent,,,what I thought before was that,you need a helping hand with your own concept,but since you said you are already through and submitted,,I doff my cap for a job well-done,thank you

Rebe, ngbo? shocked Ibroh said ya his black ass! shocked
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 12:06am On Aug 03, 2016
Hollamie007:


Odin mma ka ki me
Niceone...collect one plate of pepper soup from mama Ifeoma grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 12:11am On Aug 03, 2016
Posimii:

Good evening frd. My day was fine urs?
Good to know that...not bad anyway just a lil stressful
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ibroh22(m): 12:15am On Aug 03, 2016
Hollamie007:



Lol so u no grab the gist well me na hybrid half Yoruba Half Ibo na to marry Hausa remain but I fear BOKO ooooo......

No offence please.
lolll,,go Kano now,,,make dem cut ur hand
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ibroh22(m): 12:16am On Aug 03, 2016
yormee:


Rebe, ngbo? shocked Ibroh said ya his black ass! shocked
lollllll,you misunderstood it,,am actually talking abt me #black ass,,,,so that she can see me

English is so confusing
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Posimii(f): 6:26am On Aug 03, 2016
Dotman2210:
Good to know that...not bad anyway just a lil stressful
Ohhhhhh, pele,good morning. Wish u a blessed and stressfree day ahead!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 6:58am On Aug 03, 2016
Gewezzy1:
tot dey whr bin rude. Sorry for the insult
No problem whatsoever,Good morning.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by jubrealguy(m): 7:03am On Aug 03, 2016
aBbiie25:




Lolz. Oshawa ncha na! grin
Queen mi, good morning........ayaff miss u gan ni, how v u been na....hope say life dey sweet

Engr yorme........e kaaro ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by LegendaryArnold(m): 7:14am On Aug 03, 2016
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 7:26am On Aug 03, 2016
Posimii:

Ohhhhhh, pele,good morning. Wish u a blessed and stressfree day ahead!
Thanks dear...good morning and you too
Hope you had a great night?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 7:33am On Aug 03, 2016
WHY I DON'T LIKE THE NYSC UNIFORM
It promises more than it can offer
-it gives a sense of security while in reality it's just a stride to vulnerability.
-the observers think you are a damn rich Federal govt PIKIN while you are just waiting for the next alert to clear old debts
-the uniform claims to offer a sense of self fulfillment and completion while in the inside is the yearning for safety and fear of the uknown tommorow
-people picture you to have secured tommorow and only waiting for service to end to start that oil company job and pull new cars, while you haven't gotten any reply from all the places you sent your CV.
Don't get me wrong,
am not trying to be pessimistic or an alarmist,
But while service is just a year, life after service is for decades.
But when the euphoria of CORPER clouds our judgement, sometimes we slip into acting as though service is forever.
Here is what I think:
Look beyond your service year and think about life after service.
-No more allowee
-Stipends and free accomodation
-No more uniform (people would barely know you went to school after service)
-No more excuse when responsibilities show up (all those people who are like "once am done with seervice, I won't call home for money again"wink
ACTION PLAN
If you 've got to learn a skill from an artisan, do it
-If you have companies you are close to, get closer, prepare for interviews
- just embark on any value addition exercise
ONE YEAR DOES NOT LAST FOREVER
Good morning beautiful people
#Dotmancares.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by HaqBrook: 8:09am On Aug 03, 2016
shebosss:

Hehe...If I start to talk,lol. Space for GL no go rish ni. But just know that Akwa Ibom is a beautiful peaceful state,with warm and accomodating people,and the cost of living is relatively affordable. wink wink
Cost of living is not cheap, the only thing cheap is house rent n transportation, talking of other stuffs like foodstuff, electronic gadgets and others are on the high side
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 9:04am On Aug 03, 2016
Dotman2210:
WHY I DON'T LIKE THE NYSC UNIFORM
It promises more than it can offer
-it gives a sense of security while in reality it's just a stride to vulnerability.
-the observers think you are a damn rich Federal govt PIKIN while you are just waiting for the next alert to clear old debts
-the uniform claims to offer a sense of self fulfillment and completion while in the inside is the yearning for safety and fear of the uknown tommorow
-people picture you to have secured tommorow and only waiting for service to end to start that oil company job and pull new cars, while you haven't gotten any reply from all the places you sent your CV.
Don't get me wrong,
am not trying to be pessimistic or an alarmist,
But while service is just a year, life after service is for decades.
But when the euphoria of CORPER clouds our judgement, sometimes we slip into acting as though service is forever.
Here is what I think:
Look beyond your service year and think about life after service.
-No more allowee
-Stipends and free accomodation
-No more uniform (people would barely know you went to school after service)
-No more excuse when responsibilities show up (all those people who are like "once am done with seervice, I won't call home for money again"wink
ACTION PLAN
If you 've got to learn a skill from an artisan, do it
-If you have companies you are close to, get closer, prepare for interviews
- just embark on any value addition exercise
ONE YEAR DOES NOT LAST FOREVER
Good morning beautiful people
#Dotmancares.

#WORD!!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 9:12am On Aug 03, 2016
ibroh22:

lollllll,you misunderstood it,,am actually talking abt me #black ass,,,,so that she can see me

English is so confusing


hmmmm...so obvious fa!

Me sha know wetin i understand! No twist ma small brain fa!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by JI4D(m): 9:12am On Aug 03, 2016
Rebekkah:
hiaaaa ooooh! you people read me right. I wrote venue pls. or is this secret society meeting to be held under the groove? wink


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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ibroh22(m): 9:21am On Aug 03, 2016
yormee:



hmmmm...so obvious fa!

Me sha know wetin i understand! No twist ma small brain fa!
Na English dey twist ya brain,,there is comma right after the black ass which indicate semi-continuation of the sentence,,that means you have to stop for some seconds while reading before continuing,in that regards,you won't misunderstood it.... thank you
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Posimii(f): 9:42am On Aug 03, 2016
Dotman2210:
Thanks dear...good morning and you too Hope you had a great night?
Yes dear you?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 10:06am On Aug 03, 2016
ibroh22:

Na English dey twist ya brain,,there is comma right after the black ass which indicate semi-continuation of the sentence,,that means you have to stop for some seconds while reading before continuing,in that regards,you won't misunderstood it.... thank you


undecided undecided


All that wahala ontop say i wan try re-understand simple english ??

Tarrr!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 10:10am On Aug 03, 2016
Posimii:

Yes dear you?


I see you!!!!!! cool cool
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by RANGO23(m): 10:32am On Aug 03, 2016
what's up with nysc ...if they want to scrap the bullshit . let them do it instead of wasting my precious time.... anybody with their fucking email address? :'
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Kylekent59: 10:43am On Aug 03, 2016
Rebekkah:
who rounds the world...you you!

Have you done your online registration for 'mobi'?
Pls endeavor to do that before Orientation on 7th

Lolz na daz a dame lie, online mob hasn't started
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by coyy(m): 10:45am On Aug 03, 2016
RANGO23:
what's up with nysc ...if they want to scrap the bullshit . let them do it instead of wasting my precious time.... anybody with their fucking email address? :'
go to their fuccking website..or tweet @ nysc_ng
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Kylekent59: 10:45am On Aug 03, 2016
RANGO23:
what's up with nysc ...if they want to scrap the bullshit . let them do it instead of wasting my precious time.... anybody with their fucking email address? :'
Juy calm down. They are gona start up dis month, just watch out for latest update
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 10:48am On Aug 03, 2016
Just peeping
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 10:49am On Aug 03, 2016
mightyleks:
Just peeping


* Chuks his eyez with 7 inches needle!!! tongue tongue *
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 10:56am On Aug 03, 2016
Posimii:

Yes dear you?
Nice one,sure I do too

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 10:56am On Aug 03, 2016
yormee:


* Chuks his eyez with 7 inches needle!!! tongue tongue *

As na ya needle come break nko and eye is still gallant tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 10:58am On Aug 03, 2016
yormee:


#WORD!!!
Thanks bruv
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 11:08am On Aug 03, 2016
Dotman2210:
Thanks bruv
U're Welcome
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by aBbiie25(f): 11:09am On Aug 03, 2016
Dotman2210:

Abeg na how I go reply smiley
Being learning Efik small small make you sef dey teach me Igbo,good morning dear


Hollamie007 don answer am for you. how was your night dear
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 12:05pm On Aug 03, 2016
aBbiie25:


Hollamie007 don answer am for you. how was your night dear
I don answer correctly
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ibroh22(m): 12:07pm On Aug 03, 2016
yormee:



undecided undecided


All that wahala ontop say i wan try re-understand simple english ??

Tarrr!
When I read it again,i think it will be confusing to those reading it,thats y i took my time to explain

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