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A Friday Morning Quiz by jerryism(op): 9:45am On Aug 12, 2016
A FRIDAY MORNING QUIZ There was this young man who had his eyes on an attractive young lady. What he really wanted from her was just SEX but he kept pestering her for TWELVE WEEKS with tales of his undying love for her. Eventually, the lady decided to give him a chance and start a relationship with him. But on the first night they spent together, the man could not get an erection all through the night. Try as she could to arouse him, the guy's 'headquarters' would not respond and remained limp. But it didn't end at that. Every other attempt on other days ended up the same way for the next FIFTEEN MONTHS. NB: Twelve weeks = Twelve years Young Lady = Nigeria Sex = Performance Fifteen months = Fifteen months Questions: Who is this man in the story? How would you describe him based on his actions? What should the young lady do? What is the moral of this story? Una good morning. Happy Friday to you all.
Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by KwaraRat: 9:50am On Aug 12, 2016
Buhari can't perform after years of wooing Nigeria.

His problem lies in a deep psychosis common among serial rapists who can't get it up unless they are raping their victim.

Same thing he did in 1984

Same thing he did with child bride Aisha in 1987
Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by 9jii(m): 9:53am On Aug 12, 2016
The story was good and fun before you brought in Math and everything went south.
Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by KwaraRat: 9:55am On Aug 12, 2016
9jii:
The story was good and fun before you brought in Math and everything went south.
Buhari and his chronic zombies can't do math
Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by 9jii(m): 9:58am On Aug 12, 2016
KwaraRat:
Buhari and his chronic zombies can't do math
Yes cheesy
Who need numbers we got the Real thing
Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by KwaraRat: 10:00am On Aug 12, 2016
9jii:
Yes cheesy
Who need numbers we got the Real thing
You mean the northern rigging machine
Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by jerryism(op): 10:02am On Aug 12, 2016
9jii:
The story was good and fun before you brought in Math and everything went south.
lolzzzzz. really t u serious?
Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by jerryism(op): 10:02am On Aug 12, 2016
9jii:
The story was good and fun before you brought in Math and everything went south.
lolzzzzz. really r u serious?
Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by jerryism(op): 12:06pm On Aug 19, 2016
Jux woke up.2:30A.M and I got this- - - Lingering Question: What will you do? When you wake up and find out all the life you have been living(family,school,business, friends etc) is a dream?
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