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| A Friday Morning Quiz by jerryism(op): 9:45am On Aug 12, 2016 |
A FRIDAY MORNING QUIZ
There was this young man who had his eyes on an
attractive young lady.
What he really wanted from her was just SEX but he kept
pestering her for TWELVE WEEKS with tales of his
undying love for her.
Eventually, the lady decided to give him a chance and
start a relationship with him.
But on the first night they spent together, the man could
not get an erection all through the night. Try as she
could to arouse him, the guy's 'headquarters' would not
respond and remained limp. But it didn't end at that.
Every other attempt on other days ended up the same
way for the next FIFTEEN MONTHS.
NB: Twelve weeks = Twelve years
Young Lady = Nigeria
Sex = Performance
Fifteen months = Fifteen months
Questions: Who is this man in the story? How would you
describe him based on his actions? What should the
young lady do? What is the moral of this story?
Una good morning. Happy Friday to you all. |
| Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by KwaraRat: 9:50am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Buhari can't perform after years of wooing Nigeria. His problem lies in a deep psychosis common among serial rapists who can't get it up unless they are raping their victim. Same thing he did in 1984 Same thing he did with child bride Aisha in 1987 |
| Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by 9jii(m): 9:53am On Aug 12, 2016 |
The story was good and fun before you brought in Math and everything went south. |
| Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by KwaraRat: 9:55am On Aug 12, 2016 |
9jii:Buhari and his chronic zombies can't do math |
| Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by 9jii(m): 9:58am On Aug 12, 2016 |
| Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by KwaraRat: 10:00am On Aug 12, 2016 |
9jii:You mean the northern rigging machine |
| Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by jerryism(op): 10:02am On Aug 12, 2016 |
9jii:lolzzzzz. really t u serious? |
| Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by jerryism(op): 10:02am On Aug 12, 2016 |
9jii:lolzzzzz. really r u serious? |
| Re: A Friday Morning Quiz by jerryism(op): 12:06pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
Jux woke up.2:30A.M and I got this- - -
Lingering Question:
What will you do? When you wake up and find out all
the life you have been living(family,school,business,
friends etc) is a dream? |
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