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Nijja Vs America by SANCHEZH1(op): 3:54pm On Aug 17, 2016
9ja nor dey carry last on FACEBOOK ------------------------------ --------------------------- In America ...when someone post I want to cook rice, but don't know how to go about it, You will see comments like.... . Vera: wow that's nice...boil and wash the rice Sophia smallie : sweedy just read the chef tips Hyzic; .Bby just get your spices and other ingredients, cook the meat first or get a cornbeef or tell the chef to work it up . . But in Africa (xpecially 9ja) .... on net a girl will be like "i want to cook rice, I don't know how to go about it i need some tips", u will be seeing comments like........> . John gifted : U be ram o .. At your age u no sabi cook hisshuh Obehi queen: nawa for girls of nawadays o, u no dey shame to post this kind thing at ur age, cow ?? Bella pretty : nne just buy enough weed n smoke , u will get the inspiration on hw 2 cook it. Sarah smith: just passing o john stevie: I just lost 60 pounds in one week, try dis berrydrops Joe Macus : go tell ya mama to teach you how to cook monkey girl ? Vanessa raphels: na yeye dey worry you star boy Richiestar: come to my room let me teach u how to cook it lols!!!!! Barell Jones: I'm here to read comments ooo Chinoo Bright AKA Chibok: Can you pray for 1hr?
Re: Nijja Vs America by SANCHEZH1(op): 4:00pm On Aug 17, 2016
Cc: I knw knw why Lalasticlala no dey laff ..to d fp Abeg
Re: Nijja Vs America by Nobody: 4:28pm On Aug 17, 2016
SANCHEZH1:
Cc: I knw knw why Lalasticlala no dey laff ..to d fp Abeg
Cos its not funny
Re: Nijja Vs America by brandonobi(m): 4:43pm On Aug 17, 2016
hilarious
Re: Nijja Vs America by Jonart247(m): 6:57pm On Aug 17, 2016
I'm just passing by....
Re: Nijja Vs America by SANCHEZH1(op): 12:04pm On Aug 18, 2016
Budweiser:
Cos its not funny
thank u sir
Re: Nijja Vs America by BlackPeni5: 2:55pm On Aug 18, 2016
```DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST
AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.```

*AMERICAN POST:*

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New
York, I love my husband so much and I can do
Anything to please him...But recently I am
falling for his cousin, what should I do?

*COMMENTS:*

*James Silva :* I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.

*Sarah water :* Oh my dear, sorry abt that..
Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake
up and face the fact that I am married.

*Michael paper :* well just remove your mind
from him and make your husband do the things
you like in his cousin..

*NIGERIAN POST:*

My name is Hannatu, I stay in Abuja, married
with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's
cousin! What should I do?

*NIGERIAN COMMENTS:*

*Dayo muyiwa :* Fool, love na food?

*Nkiru joy :* You are a disgrace to
womanhood..shame on u.

*Sam ogun:* Hannatu I lost ten pounds in the
last few weeks, click the link below http.//mobile
shades, com

*Idris kunle :* Any news about ASUU strike?

*One love :* If u want to fall for me too, call my
no: +2348123456789.

*Funmi Leye:* I no blame u at all, better go find
something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

*Julius kuku:* who u EPP?

*Tony Abubakar:* How does that affect the price
of rice in the market?

*Richard oke :* Abeg who get bb charger (pin
mouth).
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