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RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by lordoddy(op): 4:50pm On Aug 16, 2016

NEVER before has a member of the male species wished for a smaller manhood. Until now.

Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita will be ruing the size of his phallus after it caused him to foul during the qualifying rounds in the men’s event in Rio.

Ogita was attempting to clear a height of 5.3 metres in group A of the first round of the pole vault, when his leg came in contact with the bar. As he began to drop back down towards the ground, his shin grazed the bar, causing it to wobble dangerously.

But it was his penis that delivered the final blow. Already unsteady, the bar was dislodged from its holdings when Ogita’s old fellow decided to make an appearance and slap the metal. The vaulter’s arm then collected the bar as it began to fall.

Video footage showed the crushing moment the 28-year-old was let down by his trouser friend.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/japanese-pole-vaulters-olympic-dream-crushed-by-his-own-penis/news-story/a7e70dcbd46300b7ab0f4fef16f2fbef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xE8d6StMJg

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by nnachukz(m): 5:00pm On Aug 16, 2016

He was thinking about those beautiful Brazilian girls. He was imagining how lashing anyone of them will make his dickson feel. That thought activated Mr Dickson, who came into action to thank him for putting his needs into consideration. So bad it cost him his dreams.

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by lordoddy(op): 8:52am On Aug 17, 2016

nnachukz:
He was thinking about those beautiful Brazilian girls. He was imagining how lashing anyone of them will make his dickson feel. That thought activated Mr Dickson, who came into action to thank him for putting his needs into consideration. So bad it cost him his dreams.

Lol... what an analogy

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by Nobody: 5:04pm On Aug 17, 2016

The world is evolving faster than I can keep up with, when did East Asians start having large penìses?

After South Koreans Japanese women are some of the sexiest East Asians...God this brings back memories.

Sexytemi:
...d.ick of life

Thank you Thank you. Girls call it the Magic stick...Mere staring at it can solve all your life crisis.

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by Sexytemi(f): 5:05pm On Aug 17, 2016

...d.ick of life cheesy

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by LEOSIRSIR(m): 5:05pm On Aug 17, 2016

Konji have kobalise you grin

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by kayc0(f): 5:05pm On Aug 17, 2016

WaOh

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by YourNemesis: 5:05pm On Aug 17, 2016

Lies.
His Knee and thigh already hit the bar before his blookos. And the bar would have been dislodged regardless.
News outlets and sensational headlines are like 5 and 6.

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by Nobody: 5:05pm On Aug 17, 2016

Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by RobinRay: 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2016*

he must have entered nairaland before the competition and seen
"SEE WHAT THIS BUSTY LADY WORE TO .........."

I blame lalasticlala for bringing konjigating threads to FP

some of them are too ukwulicious

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by eDDIY: 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2016

What a wow

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by Section8(m): 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2016

Konji the great Bastard!! It has crushed so many dreams all over the world!!

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by dragonking3: 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2016

Konji na bastard!! !!

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by orieoda(m): 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2016*

The guy's physical body was in the stadium doing sports while his inner man was somewhere doing lipsrsealed

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by johnstar(m): 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2016

Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by juniior(m): 5:07pm On Aug 17, 2016

too bad, see y abstinence is good

Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by Nobody: 5:07pm On Aug 17, 2016

It's Seriake Dickson's fault

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by veekid(m): 5:07pm On Aug 17, 2016

Sad

Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by Nobody: 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2016

See as his Johnny prevented him from winning olympic medal sad

Just reminded me of the same fate that befell me some years back when 1 chic that i was chyking finally called me that i should come and take her to my house fro work....on a friday wink

....

Mennnn....before my brain could think, my Johnny was already standing tall to receive 24 gun salutes.... cheesy

then the worst happened....my boss called me to come give a presentation to our clients.... choiiii....the silly boy refused to back down and when my boss realised wassup, he just said........"young man, go to the rest room and pack your [b]"car"[/b]properly.... embarassed

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by Modsenemy(f): 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2016

9inches

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by Forzap: 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2016

Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by yankeedude(m): 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2016

Henhen!!!

Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by femi4: 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2016

Sexytemi:
...d.ick of life

The d.ick is another pole needed by the pole vaulter to assist in clearing that height

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Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by gistsky: 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2016

U dnt mean it!

Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by Osmondinho(m): 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2016

When all those hot chicks with sexy ass and over-ripe melons wearing skimpy dresses and parading the whole field, what do you expect?

I don't Blame the poor guy, the Dickson answered to natural call... Its only a brave man that answers when called.

I demand a ban on Hot and sexy Chicks in and around sporting arena!!!

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