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Hehehe, finally I'm through with school, thanks to all NL homies for their support and love jare, I appreciate, just felt like created this picture thread, love y'all, make una follow me pop champagne jare as we go through the ride

Me discussing with my homies and one woman asked my mum why my name was not on first and second list, abi I no write post-utme




If I wooze her slap eh

Then it finally came out on the third list




We thank God

u just wan show us ur cute pikin

Naso we line up for bank, come rain or sun, line remained in place, nobody wan go rest, pressing of breast and yansh was guaranteed

My first day in school wasn't cool, my ten-in-one book was stolen when I went to look big yansh


Me and yansh be like 5%6

jonili:
u just wan show us ur cute pikin

if e easy to get pikin, go get urs

The Rock don finish?

Congrats.

Therock5555:
if e easy to get pikin, go get urs

I get already

I was nicked named 'NASA' presido in school, lots of folks thought I was holding a position in school but it truly meant 'Non Academic Student Association', I was the last person you would see in a lecture hall, it got to the point that people were saying that I wasn't even a student, so it was fun when people that copied my Matric number where calling me out when year 1 results came out, they were mesmerized...

jonili:
I get already

pix or a don't believe u

The look popsy gives me when I call strange names of text book so as to get money for miscellaneous expenses...

He'll be like, you think you're my only child

The only time I participated in school sports, I conceded 3 goals because those chicks with big bress and arse we not stop confusing man pikin

My department won by five goals but I was benched for life

How I load food whenever my friends give me access to their rooms, man must wack was my nickname when I was a teen jare

Me doing lie lie reading every time mumsy forces me, me I know say all na wash

When I was caught absent mindedly pressing phone in exam hall just few minutes before exams would commence



But God spared me...

And still my passengers still get liver to disturb me, hian

I was like una Fada, no let me blow u ooo

Anyway, make I add this one.


My church sendforth pics, pls don't ask which of 'em is me, I will not answer

Anyway naso I manage escape water lynching by my errant folks, naso flu for kill me that day, nevertheless some sadists still tracked me home with a gallon of water.



Chair students and pouring and water be like.....

With all the hungry wey Buhari put on person, I was asked to go about interviewing students for one yeye department magazine, I did a good job sha

soo funny, but i forgot to laugh

Anyway after dabbing and clubbing, and gbenshing chicks...

I dey resume work on Monday.

Abeg make una patronise my mechanic shop along idumota highway ooo

promisealor:
soo funny, but i forgot to laugh

Awww chick is a pity, I didn't ask you to laugh though. Abi you see where I write am for there.

I blame Buhari for your none laughingness

Send me a PM with your account details, I might make you laugh through that means.

Take care

BTW if my thread vex u, abeg enter lorry front or hang your cloth for transformer when light dey


Team wahala pikin

Oya ayaf finish, you people can now start the congratulations and sending of airtime to MEEEE


Cc. Finestboi

kwantinue ayam here

Nice

Too much drama

congratulations TheRock555

faithchubby93:
congratulations TheRock555

thanks dear

rock sweedy Buh if we ask of the Name of your school now, you'll be like Technical school for electrician and carpenter