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Lalasticlala come and see ooo!

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Nigerians like to laugh even in the worst situations and that is the Nigerian Spirit!

WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!"
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE.

Dad: Can't you see your mate getting good grades?

Me: Is Dangote not your mate?

Funny

When u impregnate their sister and deny...

Oh?

Epic but stupid !

by voting this administration again is one sure way of dying

Very funny way to laugh away the problems caused by a certified dullard.

name ur dog buhari

Aisha: Bubu my lovely husband where are u going to without escort?

Buhari: Make I gwo see my gwuud priend next street. #1000Nigerianwaystodie

1000NIGERIANWAYSTODIE#!! .....NIGERIAN SOLDIERS CAUGHT YOU WEARING A TOTAL CASUAL CAMOUFLAG OUTFIT.. AFTER RECEIVING SEVERAL SLAPS..YOU WERE TOLD TO UnCloth ...... AT THE POINT OF PULLING DOWN YOUR TROUSERS..YOU GAVE THEM A VERY BIG SURPRISE


























































































LO AND BEHOLD!!!!...YOU GAH A CAMOU BOXERS/PANTS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE SCREWED)

Go to. Onitsha market and scream ojukwu is a mother fucker

You dead

Ok nice one,keep it coming. Naijabet man say so

MOM: Emeka wake up let's pray,its morning already.
EMEKA: You people should not disturb my sleep pls,when I wake I will pray,shebi God answers prayer whenever we pray.
Right now,we are holding a prayer session to revive Emeka

lol
DAD: I have been warning you since all this day
Don't worry i have been keeping your beatings for you in a cooler, it will soon get full and you'll chop correct beating

ME: But dad i'm not hungry

DAD: Shebi it's inside this house you'll sleep tonight

**At night

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AMERICAN SON ;- Mum shut up!



AMERICAN MUM ;- Ok i will.


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NIGERIAN SON ;- Mum shut up.
















































We're already taking selfie at the guy burial ceremony right now!

[color=#CD1076]I can so relate to that collecting something from dad/mom with ur left hand..

Omo na to use that thing break ur head [/color]

Funny.

#1000NigerianWaysToDie
. . A christain in the n.o...rt.h. .#sureway

That is why i love African parenting