Dagaya:
We warned them, they refused
We told them he had no certificate, they said he should present Nepa bill
We reminded them of the hardship related with his time as head of state, they said he has changed
He promised us change, We did not ask if it was positive or negative change
No we are experiencing real change.
Give it up for the most confused and clueless government of all time

Since i was born and now i am getting old, i have never seen a more confused, directionless and clueless leader like buhari.
Brothers have you seen?
Sisters have you seen?

No no no no, I have never seen such a leader

Zombie o, zombie (Zombie o, zombie)
Zombie o, zombie (Zombie o, zombie)

Zombie no go go, unless you tell am to go (Zombie)
Zombie no go stop, unless you tell am to stop (Zombie)
Zombie no go turn, unless you tell am to turn (Zombie)
Zombie no go think, unless you tell am to think (Zombie)

Tell am to go straight
A joro, jara, joro
No break, no job, no sense
A joro, jara, joro
Tell am to go kill
A joro, jara, joro
No break, no job, no sense
A joro, jara, joro
Tell am to go quench
A joro, jara, joro
No break, no job, no sense
A joro, jara, joro
Go and kill! (Joro, jaro, joro)
Go and die! (Joro, jaro, joro)
Go and quench! (Joro, jaro, joro)
Put am for reverse! (Joro, jaro, joro)

Joro, jara, joro, zombie wey na one way
Joro, jara, joro, zombie wey na one way
Joro, jara, joro, zombie wey na one way

Joro, jara, joro

Attention! (Zombie)
Quick march!
Slow march! (Zombie)
Left turn!
Right turn! (Zombie)
About turn!
Double up! (Zo

Why the bla bla bla?must of this developed nations of today has pass tru recession,name them america,china,even the must recent one greece that was even soliciting for bail-out so there is nothing new about recession. I strongly believe nigeria wi come to limelight again,surely with prayers we are going to get to the promise land!

DONSMITH123:
Good Morning To All Nigerians, You Get Exactly What You Deserve!
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Hmmm... Nigeria is indeed a strange place to be! This is a country where nothing is working... education does not work, power does not work, healthcare does not work, infrastructure does not work, security does not work, the system is practically broken down, and yet we still smugly carry ourselves about as though everything is fine and ok. If you tell a Nigerian that his country is poor, he would deride you and shout down on you, meanwhile he does not even know where his next meal is coming from. This is a place where people suffer and smile, a place where self-deceit and self-delusion flourish and arrogant ignorance reign supreme. Our system is not the only thing that has broken down, our conscience, our consciousness, and all our societal values have also gone down with it. I want to state it here and now that I have no sympathy for Nigerians, we get exactly what we deserve.
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For the past 36 hours, I've received several messages from friends and foes alike, reminding me that Nigeria is in a recession and I have said nothing about it. And the question I ask is, since when did these people started noticing that Nigeria is in a recession? Was it in the first month of Buhari's reign, or his first 100 days in office, or his one year in office, or was it yesterday when the minister of finance announced it officially? Was Nigeria in recession in April 2015 when 27 states were unable to pay salary, with some of them owing for as much as 9 months? Was Nigeria in recession when we were borrowing money to survive and the economy was giving Okonjo Iweala and her team a high BP? was Nigeria in recession when 23 Million Nigerians were unemployed, 60 million behind poverty line, inflation rate 7%, foreign reserves depleted to $27 Billion with another $6 billion as pending request? Excess crude account was depleted to just $2.4 billion, we had debt profile of about N10 trillion, and over N400 billion owed to oil marketers. Why did Nigerians not scream then, why did we not show our outrage and protest that enough is enough then? Could it be because we're a docile society of people without any soul, without a will, and without a way? Like I said before, we deserve exactly what we get.
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Helloooo Nigerians! Good morning to all of you. It appears as though some of you just woke this morning but quite frankly, a number of you are still sleeping, you're somnambulising. And that is why I want to break it to you that Nigeria is not only in recession but had been in depression since god-knows-when. If you put 1999 date to it, you won't be wrong... if you say in 2010 after Jonathan took over, you will be even more correct... Whatever you say, we've always been in depression and that is why we're Nigeria, a place where nothing works.
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In the past 16 years, the past 6 years, oil price increased to an unprecedented level, and whatever growth in GDP we thought we recorded then was merely a cosmetic growth reflective of that high oil price. If you removed the high price of crude, you would have a streak of negative GDP growth as we have not been producing anything. We are a consumer economy, we have been living on oil money and using it to paper over the cracks. We should've invested in production in the knowledge that the high oil price would eventually come to an end, but we decided to increase wages and cost of running governance, we increased our spending habit and now that oil price has fallen, we can no longer sustain it because cashflow has dropped drastically.
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What is happening in Nigeria today is akin to what happened in the global economic crises of 2008, when people took loan to invest in the US House Market and when the price of houses fell, their whole investment went down with it. At least those people were trying to invest in something, our own is worse because we were just increasing our spending habit without any form of production. No business is sustainable that depends on artificial money.
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When a country spends without producing, where then are the products they spend on coming from? We import them... Brazilian hair, tissue paper, even tooth-pick... We import them. The unprecedented earnings from oil would've helped to grow our foreign reserves but because we refused to do that, our huge spending habit is now a heavy pressure on the reserve, so much so that Nigeria would collapsed in the next 2 years if we continue at our current rate of importation. This is why Buhari is placing ban on many things including food items. Anyone who truly have an understanding of these things will know that we're in a deep shit, and that the symptoms of our bad habit will only get worse. This is why Father Mbaka said recently that things will get worse; Soludo says we will have to spend about N19 trillion to come out of recession, a money we don't even have.
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This is a problem that most of us have known for a long time now. When Buhari was running for the presidency, he said, "How can Nigeria be importing virtually everything? How can we be importing even tomatoes? If I am elected, basic items like rice and tomatoes, which we have the capacity to
produce, will be banned from being imported". And I ask again, where were all these noise makers then?
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They say, oh, Buhari should wait until we're able to produce enough food items before he place any ban on them? But they forget that we spend about N1.5 trillion every year on the importation of food alone. Yet Buhari has not banned all food items, he simply has just placed restriction on the importation of rice that we can produce at home. Nigeria eats about 6 million metric tonnes of rice a year, and by 2018, we will be able to be self-sufficient in it if local production continues at the current pace. What the president has done is to create a need for us to go into production, to force individuals and government to see the need to invest in food and push us back to agriculture where we were before we discovered oil. Those who are wise have started going back to agriculture, Kebbi State will produce 1 million metric tonnes of rice this year, the country will attain self-sufficiency in tomato paste this year.
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Nigeria, before the oil, was a country where the South produced palm oil, the west produced cocoa, and the north produced groundnut and cotton. It was a balanced country where everybody was hard-working and contributing to the country until we discovered oil and got lazy. Buhari is now taking us back to that era where every region can contribute to the nation's economy. That is why the central bank is encouraging massive agricultural revolution in the south-east, the government is intensifying discovery of oil and other mineral resources in the north, the west is getting industrialised. We saw the launching of a new Agricultural City, the Integrated Produce City, recently in Edo State. This shows that individuals are beginning to key into Buhari's vision. The president realised that without economic stability, most of our problems will continue, and without suffering ourselves to attain such stability, we would get lazy again and go back to the mess he's trying to lift us from. But because we're a nation of people that are mentally lazy, that prefers to cry about problems than talk about solutions, we have refused to invent and innovate. We would rather wail about Buhari and moan about the effect of the mess he's trying to lift us from. We get exactly what we deserve.
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I hear that Buhari has gone to borrow some foreign money to help ameliorate the gnashing of teeth of lazy Nigerians. But if I were the president, I would not do that. We must learn to kill our culture of easy money and easy life, even in the western world, nothing comes easy, people work very hard to get a living. But Nigeria is the way it is today because our forefathers refused to work hard, even when they thought they were working hard, they did so without a vision, without foresight. Any child would suffer that his parents did not work hard, and until the child endures suffering, his own children would suffer too. If Nigeria must realise its full potentials, then we must take advantage of our current economic crises to reposition ourselves as a great nation.

Good. But are we making effort at independence because of our convictions or out of necessity. That is the question. Necessity comes from the top, from the head as in reasoning unto deliverance. Conviction comes from the heart, the people, from within as in repentance. Effort without conviction cannot last. You know this. As they used to tell me. You can only know a man when he has money. What he does when he has money is the real him. Nigeria did not get where it is because we lost, wasted our resources. We are here because we are the way we are. Has that changed. Is that changing. What has government done to change that. Are we not hearing everyday how 'bad' the last government was, even from top leadership. Which means that 'we will do better if given the same opportunity'.

Which means that the independence movement is borne out of necessity, not conviction THAT IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. So when the present scenario changes, when oil prices rise again, WE HAVE NO NEED TO DIVERSIFY AGAIN, because the threat of economic death is no longer. No need to restructure because salaries will be paid, militants will be paid and so rent seeking continues. Everyone claims and proves to know the history of how we got here albeit incorrectly in most cases. To find out how to get the cigarette out of our addicted hands is another problem entirely. I am not seeing signs that government even recognises the fact of the NEED so it is tolerates the people being led kicking and screaming towars the theatre of 'diversification' to preserve its own political capital when it should be making clear that IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO AND THE ONLY WAY OUT.

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michoim:
Enemy within APC. Because you failed in your APC gubernatorial ambition...

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shame on you your mates have all buried their faces in shame with this truth.only a fool like you fit come on this thread dey masturbate foolery[size=8pt][/size]

Geting Clearer as the day goes byy...... one thing is sure, if those that voted massively for dis Dullardino in d name of Sentiment can survive this time.... I will survive gallantly thru Our LORD JESUS CHRIST. we said it before hand but the gullible Nigerians didn't listen. Imagine what the country has turned into!! Shame on Obj.. Shame on Falana.. shame on Tinubu... Shame on Ameachi/ all the New PDP that defected to APC for their pocket sake. Shame on Fashola and to all those that criticized Gej but run out of word/mute, since they Orchestrate this failed government of Nigerians. Wooo! to all the Prof, PhD and SAN's that prefered a certificatless to an educated one to rule over them... God help these bunch of Educated illiterates. SMH for Nigeria

Keneking:
Amazing clarification, this is anti-ballistic missle

"Apir says President Buhari cannot assemble a group of yes sir people and expect good results because there is no one to challenge him."

"He complained that Nigeria is in shambles, adding that the people can hardly feed and that the naira has crashed to over N400 to the dollar."

"Apir said Buhari has no solution to the economic crisis, noting that the experience of the finance minister is low." He meant that she is a low/middle-level accountant

Extremely useless government

Apir seems to be almost quoting our posts over the past one year & even pre-election here.
Nothing new.

Only surprise is that he's an APC member.

Shame on me for voting Buhari!!!

preach bro preach

Ibunma:
Nowadays, it is 1000 bad news against 0.1 good news per day
Lalasticlala where at thou
I am enjoying every bit of bad news under this dullard of Daura

and bad news wil never depart from ur family to make u happy everyday of una life. God bless nigeria

Anyone that still support this governent , must be related to some in the government or is been paid to do so ....because it is evil to support a government that brought hardship to is people, the government that will go aside the country to say is people are corrupt .they collected power from an administration that left dollars on 205 and today is 405, instead to cover there eye in shame there... playing blame games

chrisie:

No no no no, I have never seen such a leader

he is such a wonderful leader, the best thing that ever happen to nigeria at the best time.

It is high time senate should impeach this tyrant illiterate ruler not a leader to save Nigerians.....further hardship[b][/b]

The president is empty headed.

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TheNonce:




This chap you are a joker! You are always quick to call mods when people give you a taste of your own medicine meanwhile you spend all your time online calling people "daft and zombies and calling them illiterates"! Are those not also violations of rule 2?


I have already notified the mods earlier but I am amazed at their bias in moderating!

Mynd44, lalasticlala and obinoscopy! DO NOT BAN the person he is trying to frame unless you would also do justice to this guy! Nairaland is watching!

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what's this one saying
do i know you sire?

Except you are also clueless,did it have to take you this long.

hiredkiller:
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what's this one saying
do i know you sire?

Enjoy your ban....KID!

The man is absolutely correct. So he must now give us SOLUTIONS. we need action.


Cc: All journalists.
Please assemble at his home/ office to get solutions.

We all know we have problems. That's 5%. Solving the problem is 95%.

ZuzuMan:
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entparrot:
Shame on me for voting Buhari!!!

Let's see if we can help you get your vote back.



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Ibunma:
– A former APC governorship aspirant in Benue state, Nath Apir, says the Buhari led government has failed to do the needful to sustain the level of economic growth recorded by the previous administration

– Says Nigeria is in shambles, adding that the people can hardly feed and that the naira has crashed to over N400 to the dollar

– Apir casts doubts on President Buhari’s ability to proffer solution to the economic crisis.

Apir says President Buhari cannot assemble a group of yes sir people and expect good results because there is no one to challenge him.
A former All Progressives Congress (APC) governorship aspirant in Benue state, Nath Apir, says Nigerians are currently regretting voting for President Muhammadu Buhari at the last general elections.

Apir, reacting to the declaration by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) that the nation’s economy has gone into recession, lamented that the APC led government had failed to do the needful to sustain the level of economic growth recorded by the Goodluck Jonathan-led administration.

Vanguard reports that the social critic who spoke on Thursday, September 1, in Makurdi said the Nigerian economy was performing above average during the last administration.
He said it took the President Buhari-led administration six months to appoint ministers in a country which was rated by the World Bank and the IMF as Africa’s largest and number one economy.

He complained that Nigeria is in shambles, adding that the people can hardly feed and that the naira has crashed to over N400 to the dollar.
He said the administration talks of recovering money from looters but Nigerians have not seen where the revered monies have gone to.

He said: “He has just aggravated our economic situation in the country. Six months no Minister and the country was drifting and has not recovered till today and he has brought us to this level. Nigerians are regretting voting Buhari, that is the truth.
“All his policies had been anti corruption, by the time he came in as military ruler in 1983 we resorted to the purchasing of essential commodities. We are back to that vicious circle. We are back to anti corruption war without real economic policies.”

Apir said Buhari has no solution to the economic crisis, noting that the experience of the finance minister is low.
He said the president cannot assemble a group of yes sir people and expect good results because there is no one to challenge him.

Meanwhile, the APC has reacted to attacks by the opposition party, claiming that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) is to be blamed for Nigeria’s recession.
APC on Thursday, September 1, launched an acerbic counter-attack on the opposition PDP, accusing the party and Nigeria’s past presidents produced under its platform of bringing the current economic recession upon the nation.
The ruling party said the 16 years misrule of the PDP plunged Nigeria into the current economic chaos.

https://www.naij.com/952835-economic-recession-apc-chieftain-praises-gej-slams-buhari.html?f&poster=28383

EVEN THE BLIND CAN SEE THAT.....THE MAN LACKS IDEAS.

Na only shame? > U get luck say keyboard nor dey slap person!

entparrot:
Shame on me for voting Buhari!!!

blueto:
Jonathan's government made some of the best pro-people policies that the Nation ever witnessed. Agricultural Aids were delivered to the real farmers…mosquito nets got to the grassroots, the health sector was revived to curb Ebola and lassa fever but Buhari's govt have proven to be a failure.

Imagine Ebola was during PMB's era!

A scary thought!

My problem is that we have been complaining since and things have moved from bad to worst and even going worser, what can we do to push the Dullard out of that seat, so that a competent hand can takeover.

DanielPop:
Na only shame? > U get luck say keyboard nor dey slap person!

If the keyboard can slap me, it should go ahead and slap me, I deserve it, Im part of the people who voted to sink Nigeria. Infact I deserve a million slap.

entparrot:
Shame on me for voting Buhari!!!

..,zamennen