ammamat:
when would they start registration

only time table can answer ur question.. so, chill for titi





*********992*******
dedicated to all ladokites. u guys should be prayerful and hopeful, there shall be no more delay for u.. B16 is a reality.

tobiosunkoya:
I'm really enjoying this thread... Funny set of people!!! Can't wait for next year Batch A, like I already know everything I need to know about mobilization on this thread... Next year I will be like an experienced PCM keep the fire burning peeps!

So you have bin learning from we your brother's and sisters.

But come, one man funny statement is another man angry statement.

chiefojiji:

So you have bin learning from we your brother's and sisters.
But come, one man funny statement is another man angry statement.

Dis ur last statement correct die

Okay
Cc: prettiepearlz

FroshPapie:
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) copied#
Nigeria corpers.

1. Akwa Ibom State Pays N10,000

2. Lagos state Pays N15,000 and some times N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those in LGA.

3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those in state hospital.

4.Enugu State Pays N10,000

5.Oyo State Pays N3,800

6.Osun State Pays N5,000

7.Kano State Pays N4,000

8.Borno State Pays N1,000

9.Niger State Pays N6,000

10.Yobe State Pays N2,500

11. Bayelsa Pays N3,000

12. Ekiti state Pays N5,000

13. Ogun State Pays N5,000

14. Delta States Pays N5,000

15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250

16.Cross River State Pays N3,090

17.Zamfara State Pays N3,000

18.Abia State Pays N5,000

19.Imo State Pays N2,000

20.Taraba state Pays N10,000

21. Kaduna State Pays 3000

22. Jigawa State Pays 10,000

23. Kano State Pays 10,000

24. Nassarawa State Pays 3,000

25. Port hacourt, Rivers State Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years, so i think you better avoid this state, but we’re so sure, that the new government, lead by Governor Wike will surely get things right in this state, and make it once again, the envy of all Corpers.

imagine Dis north eastern states... bauchi dey pay 1250, borno dey pay 1000...with all the wahala wey dey dat side, Dem no still get beta package for corpers.. I will rather delay my service year by another year Dan serve in any of these north east abi north west states.

ardeypearlz:

Yes, we are very hopeful
Cc: Prettiepearlz

Hi, ladokite too sheyy

coyy:
only time table can answer ur question.. so, chill for titi





*********992*******
dedicated to all ladokites. u guys should be prayerful and hopeful, there shall be no more delay for u.. B16 is a reality.

Thanks my brother

FroshPapie:
Thanks my brother

u re welcome bro

FOR THE ATTENTION OF 2016 BATCH 'B' PROSPECTIVE CORPS MEMBERS

The attention of the Management of the National Youth Service Corps has been drawn to information circulating in the internet directing prospective corps members to commence online registration for the 2016, Batch 'B' orientation course on 8th September, 2016.Management wishes to inform all prospective corps members, parents, guardians and the general public, that no date has yet been fixed for the 2016 Batch 'B' orientation course. The information did not emanate from the NYSC website, but the handwork of scammers, whose intention is most likely to defraud unsuspecting prospective corps members and the general public. As soon as Management comes up with the date for the forthcoming orientation course, this would be made known to all those concerned through our normal channels of communication. We enjoin all prospective corps members to disregard the announcement in question, and wait for the correct information on the next orientation course which will soon be made known from our official platforms.
https://m.facebook.com/NYSC2016 . For further information, kindly check our portal and websites: www.nysc.gov.ng & www.nysc.org.ng

MANAGEMENT

coyy:
only time table can answer ur question.. so, chill for titi





*********992*******
dedicated to all ladokites. u guys should be prayerful and hopeful, there shall be no more delay for u.. B16 is a reality.

Amen ooooo

FroshPapie:

Hi, ladokite too sheyy

Hi, yes please

chiefojiji:


So you have bin learning from we your brother's and sisters.

But come, one man funny statement is another man angry statement.

Abioo, me I'm just observing!

Sometimes you guys like using the vexation of economy situation reply sarcasm... The person go just look like say ''ki la gbe, ki le ju'' ''dem no dey follow person play again''

[quote author=ardeypearlz post=49086262]
Hi, yes please [/quote
Department?

Dream2:

Ntoor,experienced PCM gangan leleyi o,but as an individual,i will urge you to do this:


Ask even if you know more than the person you asking from.



Action is good but act dull for you to learn.


Where you're ask to contribute,do it swiftly(a bit)All-knower title is meant for one.


Relax when questions are being ask,don't jump into solving it unless the questionnaire says it's URGENT.


Oyaaaaa,PCM to badt,stay glue bro,you will have much more fun.

Yes Boss!!! I will keep the advise in my left hand, I no go use am chop.

coyy:
where is ruth,obaz ?

evening Graceland and happy sunday

I dey here oh. Just observing

Fake news just dey circulate ni

oh yea Babylon . . .
waiting waiting waiting

VERY FUNNY......
An inspirational speaker once said " The best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".

Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother".
And a big round of applause and laughter followed.
One of the men who listened to the speech decided to crack it at home.
After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days in my life were the days I spent with another man's wife.....

After a second he tried to recall the second line....
By the time he regained his senses, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy what you cannot paste.
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[quote author=FroshPapie post=49086458][/quote]
Human Anatomy

ruthobaz:

I dey here oh. Just observing
Fake news just dey circulate ni

I Don even tire. I sha know dat all will sort sooner Dan later..
I Don miss u o

ardeypearlz:
Amen ooooo

where is mzshyshy
e Don tey wey I c her o

I remember the football match between Nigeria and
Brazil in Atlanta 1996. Brazil was the king of global
football and they knew it. So, Nigeria losing to Brazil
that night would not be a big deal. Gosh! Brazil dealt
with us that night. Till around 77th minutes (about 12
minutes to the end of the game) Brazil was obviously
dominating the game. The score line was Brazil 3,
Nigeria 1.
Despite the Brazil squad including star names such as
Carlos, Rivaldo, Bebeto and Ronaldo, Nigerians
watching the game still think Nigeria did not deserve
such humiliation by Brazil boys, we had been beaten
mercilessly. Nigerians became angry toward the end of
the match; many had turned off their Television sets,
some were shedding tears. While few hoped and
prayed that we would not be further disgraced with
yet another goal.
But the unimaginable happened in the game. At about
78th minutes Victor Ikepba stroked from 20 meters to
score the second goal, everything change beyond the
3:2 score line. Pressure came upon Brazil. And hope
for the Nigeria players, they became more motivated
and began to fire shots from every angle.
Then another miracle, at the 90th minute, just before
the final whistle, Kanu Nwankwo turned and flipped the
ball over Dida and it was another goal, the equalizer.
What a wonderful match. And there was a rule then,
“the Golden Goal”. That the first to score in the extra
time wins the game. Then came the decisive goal from
Papilo in just 3 minutes of the extra time… And that
was how the messy game became a message.
Of a truth, we are in the 9th month which is about
75% of 2016 but it is not over yet. A lot can still be
done this year to make it a glorious year, the
remaining 25% is sufficient to define the whole year.
Don't loose hope now. It is too early to give up on
your beautiful expectations for this year. It is not over
until it is over. Wipe off the tears and buckle your
shoes.
1. Review
2. Restrategize
3. Relaunch....
Our God is too faithful to fail. We will celebrate in
Jesus Name, AMEN!

ardeypearlz:

Human Anatomy

Woo!!! Hope u aint missing ur Anatomy Lab*deadbody*

Rebekkah:
let boobs ZIP your ear there(in Igbo) pass Bubu own

lol
bae, you have learnt from me ba

E chanji kwa my post again, you will see what oku ji nti oke eme!

Your boobi dey leak (In Igbo too )

tobiosunkoya:


Yes Boss!!! I will keep the advise in my left hand, I no go use am chop.

It's better to use am chop dan to use am wash ur hairy dirty yansh.

ardeypearlz:
Human Anatomy

ladokites everywhere.

FroshPapie:
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) copied#
Nigeria corpers.

1. Akwa Ibom State Pays N10,000

2. Lagos state Pays N15,000 and some times N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those in LGA.

3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those in state hospital.

4.Enugu State Pays N10,000

5.Oyo State Pays N3,800

6.Osun State Pays N5,000

7.Kano State Pays N4,000

8.Borno State Pays N1,000

9.Niger State Pays N6,000

10.Yobe State Pays N2,500

11. Bayelsa Pays N3,000

12. Ekiti state Pays N5,000

13. Ogun State Pays N5,000

14. Delta States Pays N5,000

15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250

16.Cross River State Pays N3,090

17.Zamfara State Pays N3,000

18.Abia State Pays N5,000

19.Imo State Pays N2,000

20.Taraba state Pays N10,000

21. Kaduna State Pays 3000

22. Jigawa State Pays 10,000

23. Kano State Pays 10,000

24. Nassarawa State Pays 3,000

25. Port hacourt, Rivers State Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years, so i think you better avoid this state, but we’re so sure, that the new government, lead by Governor Wike will surely get things right in this state, and make it once again, the envy of all Corpers.

Imo fall hand sha. Still my no. 1 choice tho.

coyy:
lol.
how hav u been?

Coy! Coy! I thought u were in pluto...im good, u? Where have u been hiding?

Dream2:

*Wipe her tear*stop crying ehn,your type of angel no dh cry joor,especially when a lovely man like me is involve*wink*oya sebi na food?i get am brekete for my camp,eat as you like.

You have surplus vegetable soup n pounded yam in camp?

callmemercy:


You have surplus vegetable soup n pounded yam in camp?

How many plates will you like to eat?
Errrrmm,Mr Chef,please give her 280 plates of pounded yam with vegetable soup for a START.

FroshPapie:
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) copied#
Nigeria corpers.

1. Akwa Ibom State Pays N10,000

2. Lagos state Pays N15,000 and some times N10,000 to corpers in ministry and N5000 to those in LGA.

3.Sokoto State pays N4,000 and N9,000 to those in state hospital.

4.Enugu State Pays N10,000

5.Oyo State Pays N3,800

6.Osun State Pays N5,000

7.Kano State Pays N4,000

8.Borno State Pays N1,000

9.Niger State Pays N6,000

10.Yobe State Pays N2,500

11. Bayelsa Pays N3,000

12. Ekiti state Pays N5,000

13. Ogun State Pays N5,000

14. Delta States Pays N5,000

15. Bauchi State Pays N1,250

16.Cross River State Pays N3,090

17.Zamfara State Pays N3,000

18.Abia State Pays N5,000

19.Imo State Pays N2,000

20.Taraba state Pays N10,000

21. Kaduna State Pays 3000

22. Jigawa State Pays 10,000

23. Kano State Pays 10,000

24. Nassarawa State Pays 3,000

25. Port hacourt, Rivers State Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years, so i think you better avoid this state, but we’re so sure, that the new government, lead by Governor Wike will surely get things right in this state, and make it once again, the envy of all Corpers.

There are two specifications for sizes..... What are each of the sizes for.....is t for d sneakers or trousers or round neck or wat exactly.....#confused alrdy

Hello guys. Is it true that we are to start NYSC batch B registration tomorrow? Also, how are we to know the safest geopolitical zones that are free from crises? Thanks

callmemercy:


Coy! Coy! I thought u were in pluto...im good, u? Where have u been hiding?

pluto ke.. Wetin I wan find go dat side?

I dey fa, my fone just force me to dey low-key. but I Don high d key now.