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Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by farano(op): 9:28pm On Sep 10, 2016*

Wife: You're smelling woman's perfume. Where did you get it?

Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi.

Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?

Husband: Oh that one? I got it from sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams.

Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?

Husband: Hey leave me alone don't ask silly questions. I want to sleep!!

Wife: (crying) This is not fair cuz when I used them I don't bring them home.

Husband: (Waking up angry). What did you say?

Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKL_jekjwig/

The husband no go slp o grin

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by letsbet(m): 9:31pm On Sep 10, 2016

what tha fuq did i just read?

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by jamalnation(m): 9:31pm On Sep 10, 2016*

Lol.. The husband.. She just start world war 3

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by FvckShiT(m): 9:32pm On Sep 10, 2016

Fūcking joke section

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Sep 10, 2016

The husband go tear am back hand slap

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Shiitposter: 9:56pm On Sep 10, 2016

The Husband.

Men like to cheat but don't like being cheated on. (Also applies to women)

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by donbenedict(m): 9:57pm On Sep 10, 2016

So farano doesn't knw where to locate jokes section again grin

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 9:58pm On Sep 10, 2016

What kinda weirdo keeps used condoms in his pockets?

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by datola: 9:59pm On Sep 10, 2016

Both of them are accused and will not sleep.

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Adex26(m): 10:04pm On Sep 10, 2016

Ogbeni...... none of us go smell sleep for dat nyt

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:04pm On Sep 10, 2016

The OP or is it the mod that posted this

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Sep 10, 2016

McBrooklyn:
The OP or is it the mod that posted this

what kind of question is that

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:14pm On Sep 10, 2016

MadamErica:
what kind of question is that

My post ain't in form of a question, it's a statement

Lol, is this MzErica reincarnation??

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by youngberry001(m): 10:17pm On Sep 10, 2016

Lolx

Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by LuvU2: 10:21pm On Sep 10, 2016

Sharp woman grin

Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:30pm On Sep 10, 2016

McBrooklyn:
My post ain't in form of a question, it's a statement

Lol, is this MzErica reincarnation??

get outta my face

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by herzern(m): 10:31pm On Sep 10, 2016

Someone suqqest another sensible thread.... Please...

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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:31pm On Sep 10, 2016

Neither will she sleep! Nah fvcking and amend sex all night go end am

That's d only catharsis I see em arriving at to actually let the hatchet be buried