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The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.

Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.
The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.

Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.

http://livemonitor.co.za/south-african-universities-to-offer-bsc-witchcraft/
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Insanity at its peak. B.Sc Witchcraft. I wonder the specimen that would be used during practical classes... And what job you can acquire with such certificate. oshi o da.










FTC

Wonders shall never end

Jeesu!

Plasmbob1:
Insanity at its peak. B.Sc Witchcraft. I wonder the specimen that would be used during practical classes... And what job you can acquire with such certificate. oshi o da.










FTC

my sister i wonder o

south Africans i hail thee

What nonsense.

Nice move.. This will improve humanity

Hmmn oya ... Make our yam eaters buy DE form to complete their BSc to avoid witch hunting.

they v.c is watching too much harry potter movies lately

mikron:
my sister i wonder o

Bro,

This thread was created earlier?

Hope you are good?

Good morning.

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People we aint seen notin yet,what part of nigeria do we claim dey fly even in the afternoon common get ur brooms ready cos in south africa there is a welcome development waiting for y'all,but dem for just try give am funky name. lol

Good news for our brothers and sisters from Edo. South Africa has finally create a safe haven for them. Now they can fly international with good grades.

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[size=20pt]South Africa Parliament should also LEGALISE HUMAN SACRIFICES that go with witchcraft anywhere it's practised around the world.[/size]

Why is this news not on Edo Broadcasting Service (EBS)?

My eyes are deceiving me,lemme go and wash my face

Wevare offering PhD already and you wont even have to write jamb or ay exam whatsoever

DAramis:
Bro,

This thread was created earlier?

Hope you are good?

Good morning.

https://www.nairaland.com/3351663/b.sc-witchcraft-2018

yeah im good bro. tnx