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he deserve a medal or plague... na achievement

Raydos:
Blackberry falls - Screen breaks

Nokia falls - Ground shakes

iPhone 7 falls - Owner dies

lol....ur head correct die

Raydos:
Blackberry falls - Screen breaks


Nokia falls - Ground shakes


iPhone 7 falls - Owner dies

chydii:
Why is this news?

Very good question. What it so important about a phone? Smh.

Very soon I go buyam for gsm village as London use 15k,igo wait, Iphone my boothlace

justicejay:
*Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7 Which Costs About N500,000*

* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity

* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.

* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.

* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.

* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.

* It can be used as bomb detectors.

* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.

* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!

* It can tell d real father of a child.

* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.

* You can use it as AC

* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers

* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS

*It can be used as an ATM

i luv ur style

It is good to spend your money when you have it. But my question is; why is the bible the least sold in the whole wide world

Raydos:
Blackberry falls - Screen breaks


Nokia falls - Ground shakes


iPhone 7 falls - Owner dies

God forbid!

x6blade:
It's now an achievement to buy iPhone. It's well

i wonder oh!

chimah3:
enough of this iphone 7 madness!!

By next year its an old phone alreadyy!!

yes oh old crap!! by then...

justicejay:
*Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7 Which Costs About N500,000*

* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity

* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.

* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.

* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.

* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.

* It can be used as bomb detectors.

* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.

* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!

* It can tell d real father of a child.

* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.

* You can use it as AC

* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers

* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS

*It can be used as an ATM

@iphoneBuyers can you comfam 4 us oh abeg

Raydos:
Blackberry falls - Screen breaks


Nokia falls - Ground shakes


iPhone 7 falls - Owner dies

Lol

I wanted to buy the iPhone 7 just so I can go swimming with it but after I heard about the noise it makes I guess I'll pass

I dey wait for made in China version of iPhone 7

justicejay:
*Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7 Which Costs About N500,000*

* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity

* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.

* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.

* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.

* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.

* It can be used as bomb detectors.

* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.

* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!

* It can tell d real father of a child.

* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.

* You can use it as AC

* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers

* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS

*It can be used as an ATM

My brother no matter how powerful the new iPhone 7 is, it can't detect Lai Muhammad's & apc's lies!

justicejay:
*Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7 Which Costs About N500,000*

* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity

* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.

* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.

* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.

* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.

* It can be used as bomb detectors.

* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.

* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!

* It can tell d real father of a child.

* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.

* You can use it as AC

* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers

* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS

*It can be used as an ATM

mek i copy n paste!!

Hummm

kvngolami:
iphone 3 + 4 = iphone 7

iPhone 6+5 =??

Lol, I was the first woman to buy Nokia 3310 at the age of 15.

But now I have Iphone 3GS and Iphone 4S, making Iphone 7GS2

Hahahahaha, this iphone 7 thing dey cause wahala o.

mrkings84:
My brother no matter how powerful the new iPhone 7 is, it can't detect Lai Muhammad's & apc's lies!

Ahahaha you are on point.
I ought to add to it.

bossto:
mek i copy n paste!!

Free world dude

ChuxMyk:
iPhone 6+5 =??

u are in the realm..you go school oya prove that iphone 6+4-3 = iphone 7

justicejay:
*Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7 Which Costs About N500,000*

* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity

* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.

* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.

* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.

* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.

* It can be used as bomb detectors.

* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.

* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!

* It can tell d real father of a child.

* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.

* You can use it as AC

* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers

* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS

*It can be used as an ATM

Lovely

Raydos:
Blackberry falls - Screen breaks

Nokia falls - Ground shakes

iPhone 7 falls - Owner dies

lol..I fu cking love this

[quote author=Proffdada post=49516890]Boys and toys Man and plans [/quot

don't u tired of using ds pics

kvngolami:
u are in the realm..you go school
oya prove that iphone 6+4-3 = iphone 7

Lmao. I need extra sheet. My paper don full

See me see trouble...

Wetin consin me

Nothing beats....times purchase.....I've always wanted to buy an iPhone to know why people are so crazy about it.....

I am a Samsung customer ......but was never obsessed of buying the said iPhone.....I knew....sooner of later the iPhone 7 would be out; then the market would shift from iPhone 6...

today I bought the said iPhone 6....guess how much ... $670 only brand new....


time and wait before making purchase....again I would be reselling the phone 4 weeks from now....to make my money back.

BREAKING NEWS!!! iPhone- emeka is out. What a heartbreaking news for dos who newly acquired the much talked about iPhone 7. More news to follow.

CollinsWeGlobe:
Ahmad Al Hajri from Saudi Arabia is the first person to buy an iPhone 7 in the Middle East region.

Today marked the first time that the UAE launched the new iPhone at the Apple Store – Mall of Emirates, at the same time as the rest of the world.

The iPhone features new advanced camera systems and better battery life, among other new features.

The phones come with immersive stereo speakers, wide colour system from camera to display, two new beautiful finishes, and is the first water and dust resistant iPhone.

The new Apple Watch Series 2 was also available from today onwards. With Series 2, Apple is focusing on athletes, promising a "swimproof" device that is water-resistant up to 50 meters.

This required Cupertino to redesign the watch’s speaker system and develop new seals and adhesives to keep water out.

Bahrain, Egypt, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia will get the new devices on September 24, 2016.


http://lifedrama.com.ng/see-the-first-man-to-buy-new-iphone-7-in-the-middle-east-photos/

I wonder when dis frenzy will wear off.too much craze over an ordinary phone