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Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! - Phones (2) - Nairaland

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Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by onoerime: 5:12am On Sep 21, 2016
My Glo speed is still blazing
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by Youngpo413: 9:42am On Sep 21, 2016
Absurd but funny

















Somehow.
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by buffalowings: 10:15am On Sep 21, 2016
Ksslib:
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source: http://www.klibpaper.com/2016/09/glo-slow-network.html?m=1
Werey ni glo

By crook and fire I must finish this 10gig

Even though I'm still reeling from the effects such as headache hbp and anger
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by Kaybaba5(m): 10:18am On Sep 21, 2016
Good write up.....
As i was reading it my heartbeat increasing. Thinking its real.
But thank God na joke.
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by Nobody: 11:54am On Sep 21, 2016
Sleekydee:
I FEEK SAD WENEVA GLO IS ON THE RECEIVING END, TO BE FAIR I SEEM TO B THE ONLY ONE NOT COMPLANING, BUT I GUESS THAT DOESN'T COUNT SINCE MAJORITY LAMENTS!!! I STARTRD USING GLO ABT 2MONTHS AGO, AND MY MY, BEST TIN EVER...I DNT PAY FOR DSTV ANYMORE, I STREAM LIVE MATCHES N IT DOESN'T BUFFER...WATCH ALL SORTS OF SPORTS N MOVIES WITH MY 24gb FOR 5K. I THINK ITS ABT UR LOCATION(WHICH SHOULD NOT BE). I STAY IN LEKKI, BUT I CN CONFIRM TO U THAT GLO NETWORK IS SOLID ON THE WHOLE ISLAND. GLO ROCKS MY WORLD
Did you hear ur self ur on the island. we on the mainland are suffering their crappy services. period.
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by ogtavia(m): 12:15pm On Sep 21, 2016
elvision1:
This is cool, but am finding it hard to laugh cus it feels old skool and predictable, Dunno why sha. Maybe i've got an heightened sense of humour and uncanny ability to mentally explain jokes till they are no longer funny.
this is probably the loudest I have ever heard of anyone blowing his own trumpet...heightened sense of humor...smh
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by Tkayhandsome(m): 1:06pm On Sep 21, 2016
Better is a man who uses zero network than consider glo. Glo go make you smash your iPhone 7 for ground I swear...
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by Nobody: 4:03pm On Sep 21, 2016
xpressTrade:
glo is fanatically corrupt i tried loading a page they sent me a text,"while u wait for ur page to load, wud u like to sub for caller tune? text baba go slow to 5321 now"
Lwkmd.. ....rotfl. .Lmao. .....
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by hahn(m): 8:19pm On Sep 21, 2016
Hilariously funny cheesy grin
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by calliope(f): 8:59pm On Sep 21, 2016
Lmao grin

The only network you don't get an heart attack when it comes to data!! Cos no network to use it in first place.
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by calliope(f): 9:02pm On Sep 21, 2016
grin
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by elvision1(m): 10:35am On Sep 22, 2016
ogtavia:
this is probably the loudest I have ever heard of anyone blowing his own trumpet...heightened sense of humor...smh
if i can't i blow it then why is it called MY trumpet?
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by sorextee(m): 10:41am On Sep 22, 2016
you have what they call a FULANI SYNDROME you need to see a doctor asap

elvision1:
This is cool, but am finding it hard to laugh cus it feels old skool and predictable, Dunno why sha. Maybe i've got an heightened sense of humour and uncanny ability to mentally explain jokes till they are no longer funny.
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by elvision1(m): 10:44am On Sep 22, 2016
sorextee:
you have what they call a FULANI SYNDROME you need to see a doctor asap
what are the symptoms.
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by ogtavia(m): 6:03pm On Sep 22, 2016
elvision1:
if i can't i blow it then why is it called MY trumpet?
MY mistake then..keep blowing..even compose a Symphony sef..
Re: Globacom Unveils Plan To Remain Nigeria's Slowest Network! by Gofwane(m): 10:51pm On Sep 22, 2016
grin funny guy - one of the few persons i follow on nairaland.... Dude always dropping 'rubbish' posts that is making sense!
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