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Dam5reey:
Not in banana island..

Just the way some will shout 50k for phone !!

500k is nothing abeg...

Please give me nothing

Most Nigerians dont like iPhones. If I have that kinda money, ill buy a gold plated bb

Tonymic4life:
. Well, he is ryt. U said land (general) which includes banana island. Unless u try to b specific next tym.i want to ask d op and others, lets assume u have about 500million naira in ur account or even 100million naira. Wud u nt buy dis phone or its equivalent in price. U wud nt even notice dat ur account has reduced. I'm using a nokia c1 to type dat doesnt mean i shud condemn a good product cos i can't afford it at d moment. Remember,"Different strokes 4 different folks". B4 u all start to yab me,just reason am. Money plenty for dis coun3. people r taking advantage of dis recession to make money,u just need to be in d ryt location and explore.

V

I have it already i just stand on it and I can go to any country of my choice. It works like a private jet. Trust me.

if you just bought the iPhone 7,dash me the iPhone 6 you are no longer using

Money is surely changing hands from the manner I see the new iPhone enjoying heavy promotion on this forum.

doe the moderators know that nairaland is a professional site?.....yy wont linda smile to d bank,when she doesnt post childish news on her blogsite

Toluwani113:
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey
disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked
by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the
advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*it can be use to locate the garden of Eden.
*it can be used to download food, car ND a house
*it can be used to cast out demons

Can it be used to cure stupidity

RealJaneDoe:
I heard it can cure Ebola, end recession, find Abacha loot and tell the future too . I will definitely buy it

yes oh, u know dat jass (juju) dem call "talk and gree'' ?? it's working for it also, but in dis case u don't need to talk to d girl, just show her d phone she don already gree for u.... lol

Toluwani113:
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey
disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked
by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the
advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*it can be use to locate the garden of Eden.
*it can be used to download food, car ND a house
*it can be used to cast out demons

Have you bought it or priced it in Nigeria? How did you know it costs about 500k?

Stop advertising your ignorance on a public forum.

Rozaystunna:
This got me rolling

sup trader

Toluwani113:
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey
disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked
by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the
advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*it can be use to locate the garden of Eden.
*it can be used to download food, car ND a house
*it can be used to cast out demons

Nigga who is your supplier? Is Oshogbo weed that you are being supplied

Igwevalentine:
The last land we bought was close to that figure.na house be iphone 7? Person chew craze finish 4 dis economy use that amount buy 1 american toy,oburu nna mu odogwu oshi na alu. I never smoke buruntashi of 500.00 na use am buy liability join recession.thuñdér fire u in advançe dat want to quote me.am just coming out 4rm ban n i no fear to chew another

Its not meant for poor niggas.Change your mindeset.if you are fucking rich,you gonna buy it

Tonymic4life:
. Well, he is ryt. U said land (general) which includes banana island. Unless u try to b specific next tym.i want to ask d op and others, lets assume u have about 500million naira in ur account or even 100million naira. Wud u nt buy dis phone or its equivalent in price. U wud nt even notice dat ur account has reduced. I'm using a nokia c1 to type dat doesnt mean i shud condemn a good product cos i can't afford it at d moment. Remember,"Different strokes 4 different folks". B4 u all start to yab me,just reason am. Money plenty for dis coun3. people r taking advantage of dis recession to make money,u just need to be in d ryt location and explore.

You don't get it. OP is just trying to ridicule those who don't have the means, but would do. anything to get it

Tonymic4life:
. Well, he is ryt. U said land (general) which includes banana island. Unless u try to b specific next tym.i want to ask d op and others, lets assume u have about 500million naira in ur account or even 100million naira. Wud u nt buy dis phone or its equivalent in price. U wud nt even notice dat ur account has reduced. I'm using a nokia c1 to type dat doesnt mean i shud condemn a good product cos i can't afford it at d moment. Remember,"Different strokes 4 different folks". B4 u all start to yab me,just reason am. Money plenty for dis coun3. people r taking advantage of dis recession to make money,u just need to be in d ryt location and explore.

tell them o...those rich me could afford 10 what's there

richard870:
Can it be used to cure stupidity

I doubt it, cos if it's so it would have cure his

It can as well be used to quicken economy recession in a country

Nothing special about the iPhone 7. Camera is average, performance is normal. Phone is just show off.

let all these mods be doing ooh... When I posted that I had iphone7 uk used they say I was lying and the information was false.. and got banned... now look at this poo has reached front page


issorite

Na oooo

It can as well be used to quicken economy recession in a country

Ah! iPhone 7 ké? When house rent is 250k, I should goan buy iPhone 7. When girlfriend is already asking we get married, I should goan buy iPhone 7. Na so, when Tecno is still alive. Haha!

IMA o oo, apart from recesion. 500k

titosantana:


I still won't buy it, will only do if it can download MONEY

That 500k go buy 5 plots of land in my village

Please dont laugh at me. But can u help me with the meaning of this Lalasticlala i keep seeing on threads. Sounds so funny. Initially thought its the name of a Nairalander but seems am wrong

ladyF:
What are you calling lalastic.lala for na?

Toluwani113:
I'm laughest !

I'm laugh

I dey learn work from you!

Haba ... The phone is not worth 500k ....not even close. Thread is dead on arrival. Elebi oshi

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walking nd you hear a crack on your pocket and you are like lord pls let that be my leg

Ekaro


no be my money but I advice you to take the fvcking money to your village and get a land.

titosantana:

I still won't buy it, will only do if it can download MONEY

Lol I concore

hope the iPhone 7 get pussy?. that's the only condition in which I can buy it, if not abeg, come carry your friend from here o.

one will be able to go to medical school twice over with that money. Awon eebo onigbese aakonileeru...

omojoshy:
That 500k go buy 5 plots of land in my village

With that money dem go make me king for my village