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thou shall leaveth iPhone 7 alone o

Shakslayer:
Have you bought it or priced it in Nigeria? How did you know it costs about 500k?

Stop advertising your ignorance on a public forum.

Bros you need a sense of humour

I was thinking we lyk to get d lastest fone.. well I dont wan2 say much ppl wil still buy it.., oh watch out for iphone 8!! Comin out december

Tonymic4life:
. Well, he is ryt. U said land (general) which includes banana island. Unless u try to b specific next tym.i want to ask d op and others, lets assume u have about 500million naira in ur account or even 100million naira. Wud u nt buy dis phone or its equivalent in price. U wud nt even notice dat ur account has reduced. I'm using a nokia c1 to type dat doesnt mean i shud condemn a good product cos i can't afford it at d moment. Remember,"Different strokes 4 different folks". B4 u all start to yab me,just reason am. Money plenty for dis coun3. people r taking advantage of dis recession to make money,u just need to be in d ryt location and explore.

..Haa!.i get ur point...

Stolen frm fb una no try

Seriously


I heard the new iPhone 7 can show you your destiny



A destined farmer working in a bank can never make it


Check your destiny today buy iPhone 7s

Make i rush go buy my own

Toluwani113:
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey
disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked
by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the
advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*it can be use to locate the garden of Eden.
*it can be used to download food, car ND a house
*it can be used to cast out demons

* It will never let you get hungry forever
Awon abunu

jazinogold:
hmmm


my mum is too religious,over 10 pictures of jesus christ hanging on our wall,i grew up thinking he was my uncle.

1 thing to realise again is that those re not really pictures of Jesus Christ

if we all have enough to spare.I'm sure a dope ass fone wont b a problem

Once you buy it.... Free visa to every country

faaz24:
I will wait for Iphone19....with it Arsenal will win the champions league.

So Arsenal winning champions league will change your sorry situation of working like elephant and eating like ant? for your mind you don make comment na.

Olamyyde:
The iphone 7 can also hiss when someone says something stupid

hahahaha this got me rotflol

The iPhone 7 production advert can give you orgasms

Bullshit! Thought it can help person perform in bed. If not I no dey buy'am its useless

titosantana:


I still won't buy it, will only do if it can download MONEY

Ole

if only it will tell me when snow wil start falling in Africa and when Nigeria will start having a president that is younger than the country, i might reconsider its generosity.

martineinstein:
doe the moderators know that nairaland is a professional site?.....yy wont linda smile to d bank,when she doesnt post childish news on her blogsite

lighten tf up.

Shakslayer:
Have you bought it or priced it in Nigeria? How did you know it costs about 500k?

Stop advertising your ignorance on a public forum.

Oga look it up and stop being stupid

motherfucker:
sup trader

what's good

olagamalin:
Haba ... The phone is not worth 500k ....not even close. Thread is dead on arrival. Elebi oshi

shut up and look it up

o badt gannn

Toluwani113:
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey
disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked
by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the
advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*it can be use to locate the garden of Eden.
*it can be used to download food, car ND a house
*it can be used to cast out demons

words of a broke nigga.

May God save the poster and all of u from poverty! 500k is no big deal, when u earn in millions

Rozaystunna:
what's good

I am good bro.

figure007:
later iphone7s or 8 will come out and ubsee this new one as a waste... there is a saying that""dont cherish luxuries because everything come and go""... am sure dangote cant use the phone ... quote me right... the phone that cost same as a land .. what if its stolen.... madness

That's Akon - Ghetto.

it also raise the dead n tells you when d trumpet will sound

uyimen:
May God save the poster and all of u from poverty! 500k is no big deal, when u earn in millions

what kind of stupid talk is this?


Are you anywhere near mark zuckerberg? Shut the fork up please. When u think you hold, know someone is way higher than u and that should make you humble yourself.

What if you are struck with illness that your money can't even save you? Dude ask God for wisdom.

This is why I hate blacks and showmanship.

iPhone8 is also out ooooo. it can resurrect the dead oooo. Try n get yours as soon as possible. iPhone 7 koh. Money for one plot of land in my village.

I think say na better thing Op wan write sef

Pls can it change naira to dollar for me?