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Hahaha... This is the kind of funny posts that makes me come to Nairaland...

Iamhatey:
tar!
That was then
Not him
Never met him self
Dunno where or who he is

oremi are u high ni

prettythicksme:
lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.

heheheheheh

I swear he's dada
He can't deny it

Three kids ko, dozen kids ni

IamNawty:
oremi are u high ni

yes nah


No be you gimme weed ni

Richy4:
Hahaha... This is the kind of funny posts that makes me come to Nairaland...

which one is your own

Iamhatey:
heheheheheh

I swear he's dada
He can't deny it

Three kids ko, dozen kids ni

No b only dada,na awuru u go see.

OP, they're coming for you.. The ladies

DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.

Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html

abeg no vex wait make i ask buhari first....................................

prettythicksme:
No b only dada,na awuru u go see.

call him here, he's afraid of me big time .

I dare you

Iamhatey:
call him here, he's afraid of me big time .

I dare you

My love is at work,e no get time.

Iamhatey:
yes nah


No be you gimme weed ni

gba

IamNawty:
gba

DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.


Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.




You try o..
you dey study people well sha....

fulaniHERDSman:
The day seun and linda go wed, i go remove pant dance

Hahahaha.. U mean say u go off pant

fulaniHERDSman:
The day seun and linda go wed, i go remove pant dance

You wan enter market bah abi Wetin Be Your Own?

lolss...... Thankin ma stars because am gonna fall btw 18-21

prettythicksme:
lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.

iz dah male I'm seeing there or what

prettythicksme:
lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.

iz dah male I'm seeing there or what

prettythicksme:
lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.

iz dah male I'm seeing there or what

This is so hilarious.

Haha... so amusing there is an iota of truth in it though. The 18-21 doesn't necessarily imply no dancing though depends on the kind of girl.

Marriage is beautiful

Op you can lie o

Nice one http://www.gistdrum.tk/movie/search/mallu-desi

stupid post makes fp

Iamhatey:
chai!
You this gel
You want to snatch my boo from me with your big yansh and boobs abi .

I reject you by fire by force in Jesus nameeeeeee!
Amen.

My boo is handsome , tall with six packs , long, fat and hairy

What exactly is long, fat and hairy? Your boo or his d**k?

DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.

Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html

kikiki Lol, so this joke made NL

hilarious nonsense..

At the age of fourty, the pastor and the prayer warriors will be dancing.

Her matter don tire them for church

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lolz. funny u man.