Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' - Jokes Etc (2)

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Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by datjohn(m): 7:12am On Sep 24, 2016

972- YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND GREETED YOUR DAD "HI OKORO"

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Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by owunne2ucheks(m): 7:49am On Sep 24, 2016

When you life remain one bar

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by abdeiz(m): 9:57am On Sep 24, 2016

970- when you want to overtake a trailer and another trailer is coming from the opposite lane but still go ahead because you trust the oncoming trailer to be not as stupid as you.

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Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by abdeiz(m): 10:00am On Sep 24, 2016

969- when you see 17 missed calls from mum

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by kayowalemi(m): 1:08pm On Sep 24, 2016

968 - when you're caught sleeping with your landlord's wife who is an army general. grin

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Tynasparks(f): 1:31pm On Sep 24, 2016

967.. When you eat a food in the kitchen meant for a stubborn rat disturbing the house.

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(op): 3:34pm On Sep 24, 2016

966- When you and your parents are watching a nollywood movie and then an erotic scene starts then your parents give you the go and paint my car errand, but you still refuse to leave

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by BoboFashion(m): 7:27pm On Sep 24, 2016

965... When u put ur bet on my Chelsea FC

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by gbaskiboy: 10:11pm On Sep 24, 2016

964 in this economic recession when you buy gala 50naira and the seller runaway with 950naira change..... you go be like kuku kill me

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by lhawarl1(m): 8:48am On Sep 25, 2016

963....When you want to do skydiving from a 3 storey building

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Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Nomuel(m): 11:53am On Sep 25, 2016

when unizik give u Admissio and yhu go to unn to pay for acceptance fee

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Nobody: 12:35pm On Sep 25, 2016

961- When you're trying to molest a female soldier that is not on her military uniform grin

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(op): 1:39pm On Sep 25, 2016

960- When you try to rob a bank with cutlass

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Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Tsongz(f): 9:36pm On Sep 26, 2016

pointing an umbrella to a military convoy in the night
Surest way to die

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by lhawarl1(m): 9:57pm On Sep 26, 2016

958- when you ar checking the generator fuel tank with a lighter

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Deejay777(m): 9:52am On Sep 27, 2016

957- wearing military camouflague nd d real soldiers catch u( jus prepare ur last statement nd die ).
956- wen robbing a black belt martial artist wit a fake gun nd he discovered it is fake.
955- forming samson/daniel in front of a hungry lion @university of ibadan zoo.

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by kayowalemi(m): 11:52am On Sep 27, 2016

956 You formed a stunt like james bond and fly from third mainland bridge into water.

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by okokhaerat(m): 10:23pm On Sep 27, 2016

955: Me: mum, dad, my girlfrnd said she's pregnant
Dad: issokay o, issokay

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Gpdwise(m): 7:46am On Sep 28, 2016

954- when you chop local made salad from celle bustop in Lagos and you wake up inside casket because cholera has sent you to your maker

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by rowbee(m): 12:07am On Sep 30, 2016

953. When you jam a fulani man's cow

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Monocrotophos: 12:28am On Sep 30, 2016

952: when you eat yoruba stew...

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by lhawarl1(m): 8:22am On Oct 02, 2016

What do you mean? angry

Monocrotophos:
952: when you eat yoruba stew...

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Majoroperation: 9:01am On Oct 02, 2016

When a pastor go destroy Ogun shrine

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Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Gpdwise(m): 9:16am On Oct 02, 2016

Majoroperation:
When a pastor go destroy Ogun shrine

lolz!!! u got me laughing bad

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by nsaint101: 12:20pm On Oct 02, 2016

950>you slap army general pikin because you be security man

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Nobody: 6:28pm On Oct 02, 2016

lhawarl1:
What do you mean?

too much magi and pepper

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Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by slimthugchimee(op): 8:40pm On Oct 02, 2016

949- when financial problem starts following you on instagram

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Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by YhungPablo(m): 12:47am On Oct 03, 2016

948- when u are playing with snake logo just to scare people.

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by wezzyjasified(m): 1:56pm On Oct 03, 2016

lhawarl1:
What do you mean?

I don't understand that statement too

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by wezzyjasified(m): 1:57pm On Oct 03, 2016

Bluehawk:
too much magi and pepper

not true

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by wezzyjasified(m): 2:03pm On Oct 03, 2016

947 when you try to know if there's light in a naked wire by putting it on ur tongue

Re: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by wezzyjasified(m): 2:03pm On Oct 03, 2016

947 when you try to know if there's light in a naked wire by putting it on ur tongue

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