1.Every network provider telecommunication masts na MTN own am

2.Every detergent na OMO

3.Every insecticide na Flirt

4.Every seasoning cube na Maggi

5.Every noodle na Indomie

6.Every male with outgrown beard na Alfa

7.Every person with HIV na through sex im get am

8.Every person Wey travel Malaysia na cocaine im go sell

9.Every rich hausa man na Alhaji

10.Every poor hausa man na aboki (Nowadays Boko Haram)

11.You must buy bread at the motor park whenever going to your village

12.You must be rich when you go overseas (As if they are sharing money on the plane)

13.You must finish your rice before eating the meat

14.Every upcoming artistes go dey say "Its your boy,,, Its your boy" (Please whose boy?)

15.If your wealth start increasing rapidly na through money rituals

16.If your wealth begin dey decrease na your village people dey do you

17.Rice and stew every sunday afternoon I don tire o

18.Pizza delivery are 10 times faster than when you call 999 for emergencies

19.Rain fell heavily and there is no power supply for 3 days,NEPA dey dry wire

20.When you start receiveing disturbing text messages,"Thunder fire all these MTN people" when you are even using Airtel

21.Na only Aboki dey sell suya

22.Every school Wey there pikin dey blow BIG grammar na private school Aaaaa (They don forget say honorable patrick go public o )

23.You failed an exam ("Na dat stupid invigilator"

24.Your tooth got uprooted,throw it on the roof of the house,& run around the house 7 times unless another one no go show

25.You go to church with you BB charger rather than your Bible

Thanks for the time

Free to add yours

Aaaaa

nobody loves money more than a igbo man.

muhamadnur:
nobody loves money more than a igbo man.

that's right and nobody loves armonition than the hausa's #Alau Ak Bomb