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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Thisnut(m): 10:09pm On Oct 23, 2016

lol at if God gives you ogba , make it Drogba not Pogba

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by iykekelvins(m): 10:09pm On Oct 23, 2016

[color=#099999]Good 4-Nothing team.

Funny enough the match started 4'0 clock today grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by SamJed(m): 10:09pm On Oct 23, 2016

Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by ellovee(m): 10:09pm On Oct 23, 2016

Let me laugh Hahahahahahaha

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Google63(m): 10:10pm On Oct 23, 2016

dry

Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Martinola(m): 10:10pm On Oct 23, 2016

Morinho is probably d only man on dis planet hu wud assembly d most expensive players nd play negative futbol wit dem wen he comes up against top teams

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 10:11pm On Oct 23, 2016

Its their time,let them enjoy..GGMU

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by ceeethru(m): 10:12pm On Oct 23, 2016*

Chelsea trash Man Utd 4 nil (Mou)

Barca trash Man city 4 nil (Guardiola)

Don't ever F**K with your Ex!

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by cloud9usher: 10:13pm On Oct 23, 2016

Here are some more funny comments grin

JUDAS ISCARIOT BETRAYED JESUS WITH A PECK.

I'm sure you know the end result. Terry greeted MOURINHO with a PECK and the result produced...

P-PEDRO
E-EDEN HAZARD
C-CAHILL
K-KANTE

A 4-0 PECK
grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by iykekelvins(m): 10:14pm On Oct 23, 2016

Mikylopez:
na wa ooo if I bought something like pogba at d super market I wud av returned it and asked for a refund .....I was weak asf! stopped watching after d 2nd goal

[color=#099999]Eiya.

What a good 4-Nothing team.[/color]

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by CuteStalWart(m): 10:15pm On Oct 23, 2016

Chelsea gave man-u four (4-0) Yokohama tyres to power their Chevrolet

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nikkyparadise(m): 10:15pm On Oct 23, 2016

#Ds match sweet mi pass 2 rounds.......... my prophecy for man u * Soon una go exchange pogba for 1 bag of onions*

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Greenbullet(m): 10:16pm On Oct 23, 2016

sapien:
*In Tekno's voice* 4-Lake give me love 0.

no joy nigha

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by cloud9usher: 10:16pm On Oct 23, 2016

Here is another:

Over the week, people who had gone back to their former clubs each received 4 goals;

Guardiola went back to Camp Nou and took 4

Van Persie came back to Old Trafford and took 4

Mourinho and Mata also came back to Stamford Bridge and collected 4 cheesy

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Louiscutedude(m): 10:18pm On Oct 23, 2016

Chelsea for life.....My Facebook news feed for today z all abt Chelsea

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by ozimec(m): 10:18pm On Oct 23, 2016

[quote author=elhafeez post=50449770]pls add[/qu
ote]

E no concern me.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by dhope001(m): 10:19pm On Oct 23, 2016

That is football reality of life. The club that beat Chelsea, can be beating by Man Utd tomorrow.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Greenbullet(m): 10:21pm On Oct 23, 2016

dhope001:
That is football reality of life. The club that beat Chelsea, can be beating by Man Utd tomorrow.

fúck u

awon gunners

we go kill una.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Daraph(m): 10:21pm On Oct 23, 2016

kikikiki

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by zionwest(m): 10:23pm On Oct 23, 2016

Kante that ozil turn like pounded yam is now chelsea's messi..hmmm

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Daraph(m): 10:24pm On Oct 23, 2016

How to greet a Manchester United fan

just say: Ekú ojó méta.
and he will answer: Ojó kan pèlù

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by sapien(m): 10:25pm On Oct 23, 2016

How do you launder £91million smartly without EFCC/DSS paying you an early morning visit?

Hide it in Manchester United's midfield.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Marvel1206: 10:28pm On Oct 23, 2016

Daraph:
How to greet a Manchester United fan

just say: Ekú ojó méta.
and he will answer: Ojó kan pèlù

epic! Na 4 bdat

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 10:29pm On Oct 23, 2016

Phiniter:
Not funny

Eiyah..... Sorry ehn

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Daraph(m): 10:30pm On Oct 23, 2016

Marvel1206:
epic! Na 4 bdat

Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Daraph(m): 10:32pm On Oct 23, 2016

Marvel1206:
epic! Na 4 bdat

no be "4" my mouth you go hear that

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by MidasTouche01(m): 10:33pm On Oct 23, 2016

Pep Guardiola took his Man City to Nou Camp
and he got hammered 4-0 by Barcelona
(Pep's ex-employer)
Jose Mourinho went with Man Utd to
Stamford Bridge and he got a thrashing from
Chelsea (Mou's ex-employer). Yes another
4-0!
Lesson Learnt
1. Never ever take your new girlfriend to your
EX's place and flaunt her right in your EX's
face. You will get a severe and embarrassing
beating.
Ask Pep and Mou.

grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by bid4rich(m): 10:33pm On Oct 23, 2016

[size=17pt]Make una never jubilate Ooo, we go dey wait for una for OLD TRAFFORD.

But wait Ooooooo

This Chelsea Wicked small oooo, A whole Mourinho at Man United! Haba!!

Anyway, I don leave everything for God to judge this kind wickedness[/size] grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by adroitvezy(m): 10:35pm On Oct 23, 2016

XaintJoel20:
They say " when two elephants fight it is the ground that suffers", but Chelsea's match against Man United has fault that saying. Instead of the pitch of Stamford Bridge to suffer in this big fight involving two giants, Manchester United is the one suffering...
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyah For United...
# UpChelsea ....

the match didn't fault the saying because it was not a fight. It was a case of an elephant lashing an ant.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by UndisputedBosom(m): 10:35pm On Oct 23, 2016

If Arsenal can raped Chelsea and they gave birth to 3 handsome boys and Chelsea raped Man Utd and they gave birth to 4 beautiful girls then what will be the case of Man Utd when Arsenal catches 'em by the riverside grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by poyet(m): 10:38pm On Oct 23, 2016

Chris Smalling contributed in no SMALL way to the suffering of Manchester United at the hands of Chelsea.

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