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Do you think there is no God?
Are you doubting his existence?
Just drop a prayer line and wait as your miracles begins to happen....

Don't forget to share testimonies later.

I want God to enlarge my coast.

I want God to cure world hunger and poverty, all of those with cancers, and then heal amputees....ijn, amen

i second donnffd requests...
Or if thats too much... Let him send manna down from heaven to the starving children in africa only.. Science can do the rest...ijn Amen.

@OP, I pray that the Amish christian cult will stop fucking their female cousins..................they are creating a race of imbeciles!!!

I pray that the Snake handling churches will stop endangering the lives of little kids!!!

I pray that jehovah's witnesses will stop endangering women by refusing them life saving blood transfusions!!!

I pray that Kris Okotie's prophecy will become true, and he will one day be president of Nigeria!!!

donnffd:
I want God to cure world hunger and poverty, all of those with cancers, and then heal amputees....ijn, amen

Exactly. I'm tired of Jesus appearing on toast. He needs to do something a little bigger. Please Jesus, put an end to rape and corruption. Also prevent climate change. Thank you. Ijn, amen

Father Lord regrow Oscar Pistorius's legs.

My father! My father!

Father!, you know my grandma died four years ago. If you could just bring her back like you did to Lazarus in
John 11:43-44

and Jarius' daughter in
Matthew 9:18-26; Mark 5:41-42; Luke 8:52-56

I'D BE VERY HAPPY. IN FACT, I'D BECOME A NUN.

God don't worry about her putrefied flesh.
I trust that you would easily mould another flesh for her from the dust like you did with

Adam in Genesis 2:7

as it is very obvious you could make man out of stones also to disgrace our almost 'vestigial' reproductive organs which explains why you have a certain fixation on those.

My father!! I believe this possible as I take authority from your word in
Matthew19:26.

Also, My sister's wedding is coming up very soon.
My Father! My Father! I invite you to come perform some water-to-wine magic.
You could as well teach me the processes involved 'cause I've always dreamt of owning a winery where I could easily make the 'best' wine with your tutorial without having to waste time/money planting and tending grapes.

Ihea nile ka m n'anyo gi site n'aha jesus christ onye-nweanyi.
Amen!!

I also second donnffd's request

I want God to say hi, he has been the hide and seek champion for over 2000 years. He watched with indifference the enslavement of millions, two world wars and the holocaust the least he could do was to stop by every now and then

Hillarious thread.......lmao

Wait! If we were made in his image, then that means he must possess organs like we do right?

Ok, I want God to bend over so that I can atleast play with his scrotum before inserting a 15-inch chinese-snake cucumber into his butt-hole - hahahahahahahaha!

Oh Dear..

Give me betting code to win 50 million for bet9ja

Give me betting code to win 50 million for bet9ja today

JSoE:
Also, My sister's wedding is coming up very soon.
My Father! My Father! I invite you to come perform some water-to-wine magic.
You could as well teach me the processes involved 'cause I've always dreamt of owning a winery where I could easily make the 'best' wine with your tutorial without having to waste time/money planting and tending grapes.

Amen!!

And after that Jesus needs to come show me how to turn water into beer; after all it would be unfair of him to ignore those who prefer beer to wine. Amen

Jesus, it looks like you have a lot on your plate in this thread, now get off your useless behind and get to work! There are atheists who need convincing!

JSoE:
My father! My father!

Father!, you know my grandma died four years ago. If you could just bring her back like you did to Lazarus in
John 11:43-44

and Jarius' daughter in
Matthew 9:18-26; Mark 5:41-42; Luke 8:52-56

I'D BE VERY HAPPY. IN FACT, I'D BECOME A NUN.

God don't worry about her putrefied flesh.
I trust that you would easily mould another flesh for her from the dust like you did with

Adam in Genesis 2:7

as it is very obvious you could make man out of stones also to disgrace our almost 'vestigial' reproductive organs which explains why you have a certain fixation on those.

My father!! I believe this possible as I take authority from your word in
Matthew19:26.

Also, My sister's wedding is coming up very soon.
My Father! My Father! I invite you to come perform some water-to-wine magic.
You could as well teach me the processes involved 'cause I've always dreamt of owning a winery where I could easily make the 'best' wine with your tutorial without having to waste time/money planting and tending grapes.

Ihea nile ka m n'anyo gi site n'aha jesus christ onye-nweanyi.
Amen!!

adding to her sister's wedding request

I request that all the guests share 5 plates of food and 2 coca colas, also they should have 12 gigantic coolers of leftovers which is a lot less than you did in Matthew 14:13-21 , Mark 6:31-44 , Luke 9:10-17 and John 6:5-15 by feeding 5000 (or 4000) with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes

Lord Jesus as I place my bet today, may it come out green, this and many more I ask through Christ our lord amen.