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y0rmee:
Stream or no stream, to hell with the NYSC! Toying with the future if Nigerian youths since forever!

Once I get into the Senate, I'll def push dat bill for it to be scrapped! Mark my words!


#pissed!

I shall be president then and shall uphold it using veto power. But it will be better than it is now.

National Youth Service Corps - NYSC 2016 BATCH 'B': NYSC TO MOBILIZE ALL ELIGIBLE GRADUATES The National Youth Service Corps has assured that all eligible graduates will be mobilized for the 2016 Batch 'B' service year. The Director-General, Brigadier General Sulaiman Kazaure, gave the assurance during his maiden parley with the media in Abuja. Kazaure said this followed a Federal Government's directive to that effect. He said what was left of the provision made for mobilization of Corps members in the 2016 budget could only accommodate eighty-six thousand prospective Corps members. The Director-General, however, added that following the federal government's intervention, all the one hundred and seventy thousand prospective Corps members that successfully registered online are now being processed for 2016 Batch 'B'. "So far, we have received green light from the relevant government agencies to prepare for the mobilization of all qualified prospective Corps members. "However, the limited cumulative capacity of the Orientation camps nationwide necessitates a second stream Orientation course for the 2016 Batch 'B' which is being planned for January 2017," he said. Kazaure lamented the failure of some states and local governments to discharge their statutory obligations to the Scheme pointing out that their attitude resulted in the limited capacity and quality of facilities in most Orientation camps across the country. The Director-General stressed that the provision of Orientation camp facilities and post-camp accommodation and transport of Corps members were among the responsibilities of states and local governments as spelt out in the NYSC Act. Others he enumerated include logistics support for inspection of Corps locations, material support for community development service and security of Corps members. He, therefore, appealed to states and local governments that are not discharging their statutory obligations to reconsider their stance and give their support towards the success of the Scheme's operations.

Its no longer a rumor there will be batch B which is slated for january.

U can know if u would go wit d 1st or 2nd stream. Yes u can, just check ur call-up number if it ends with an ODD NUMBER 1st stream. EVEN NUMBER 2nd stream.
U will thank me on the 21st

frankieolutayo:
I shall be president then and shall uphold it using veto power. But it will be better than it is now.

Get ready to be in the insult books of my very submissive Nigerians

She will o!

kapable75:
Ok, I pray she understands.

She will be serving too. Dunno how she'll go about it

I no gree!

Kristaps85:
U can know if u would go wit d 1st or 2nd stream. Yes u can, just check ur call-up number if it ends with an ODD NUMBER 1st stream. EVEN NUMBER 2nd stream.
U will thank me on the 21st

chiefojiji:
I don mark ham with red biro

Marker! I know aiidy say na teacher work fit you pass!

village headmaster!

y0rmee:
Get ready to be in the insult books of my very submissive Nigerians

Its OK. Let's wait till that time arrives. Am looking forward to it.

JohnQueen:
She will o!



She will be serving too. Dunno how she'll go about it

Lolzz she go do am for camp be that. all white wedding, no need for wedding gown

JohnQueen:
I no gree!

so ur own end wit Even number abi? No worry na just january

Kristaps85:
U can know if u would go wit d 1st or 2nd stream. Yes u can, just check ur call-up number if it ends with an ODD NUMBER 1st stream. EVEN NUMBER 2nd stream.
U will thank me on the 21st

FIRST STREAM HERE I COME O




mine ended with strikers No9




thats if this is real

*IMPORTANT*---WHY ALL NYSC MEMBERS MUST HAVE THIS MOBILE APP ON THEIR DEVICE (free download)--- For safety during service, to mitigate language barriers, for easy adaptation in your state of deployment, among others.
I am writing this article because of the challenges (mostly language barrier and discrepancy in culture and cultural beliefs) I had in the first few months of my NYSC service year in a strange state I had no relatives or family.

The efficacy of this mobile app, iceNaija, cannot be over exhausted. In fact, this app will be a buddy and a great companion for you. It will help you solve many challenges you may likely face in your state of deployment (irrespective of it being a rural or urban placement), especially a state you have no relatives or understand their language. It will always be a companion for you before, during and after your service year.

LANGUAGE HELP TAB: This tab teaches you how to learn and converse with people in either YORUBA, IGBO or HAUSA using SENTENCE TEXTS with AUDIO PLAYER TRAINING for each sentences/words. Some of the categories of conversations (based on the event/circumstances you find yourself) are transport conversations (what you can say or reply when you want to enter a cab and communicate with the driver), life threat conversation (how you can understand when people are planning or saying something evil about you), market conversation (what you can say when you want to buy things in the market), romantic conversation (what you can say to a girl or a guy you would like to have a romantic moment with), counting money (how to count money in native language), foodstuff conversations (like rice, beans, Garri, locust beans, etc.), health/ sickness conversation, etc.

INSTITUTION LIVE CHAT: made easy by “signing in” using your Facebook or google account, you can have an instant/live chat with all members (students) across all the institutions in Nigeria. Not only do you have the chance to connect and engage with members of your own institution, you can also connect with the members of other institution by choosing to turn on notification for your own institutions and others of your interest.

INTERNET RADIO: you will have access to a 24-hours active internet radio (ICE RADIO NIGERIA) that informs you with the ongoing and latest events in Nigeria. It informs and engages you with interesting entrepreneurship, startup and other empowerment programmes. Romantic and other youth oriented programmes are not excluded. You will have access to listen to unceasing Nigeria-based music, and also an avenue for upcoming artiste to air their songs to all Nigerians.

CHAT FORUM: this is a broad platform of ICENAIJA APP that gives users the chance to inform, connect, engage, interact or chat with other users (ICE BUDDIES). Also an avenue to learn, to seek information, to share opinion, to report your community, among others. You can have a direct and a one-on-one quick/private chat with our ICE EXPERTS like LOVE DOCTOR, PSYCHOLOGIST, ACADEMICS CONSULTANT, BUSINESS CONSULTANT, LEGAL EXPERT, MEDICAL EXPERTS AND DENTAL EXPERTS. You can, bring your mathematics questions to be solved, you can learn how to solve aptitude test questions, know more about life mysterious facts, among others.

JOB VACANCIES TAB: gives you access to at least 50 most current job vacancy news every day. The advantage of ICENAIJA over others is that it gives you the most recent job vacancies available in Nigeria (as it is being posted by the companies, institutions or employees).

NEWS TAB: ICENAIJA informs you on the latest and genuine news in Nigeria and Abroad. The news on ICENAIJA platform are always the latest.
DECIDE TAB: this is through the use of a simple-to-use poll system. You will have the privilege to vote for or vote against any public opinion pertaining to any current or trending event in your community and Nigeria at large.

(download on google playstore “icenaija”) or you follow the link
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.waleibrahim.icenaija

ibroh22:
congratulations

tanks sir

National Youth Service Corps - NYSC
2016 BATCH 'B': NYSC TO MOBILIZE ALL ELIGIBLE GRADUATES
The National Youth Service Corps has assured that all eligible graduates will be mobilized for the 2016 Batch 'B' service year.
The Director-General, Brigadier General Sulaiman Kazaure, gave the assurance during his maiden parley with the media in Abuja.
Kazaure said this followed a Federal Government's directive to that effect.
He said what was left of the provision made for mobilization of Corps members in the 2016 budget could only accommodate eighty-six thousand prospective Corps members.
The Director-General, however, added that following the federal government's intervention, all the one hundred and seventy thousand prospective Corps members that successfully registered online are now being processed for 2016 Batch 'B'.
"So far, we have received green light from the relevant government agencies to prepare for the mobilization of all qualified prospective Corps members.
"However, the limited cumulative capacity of the Orientation camps nationwide necessitates a second stream Orientation course for the 2016 Batch 'B' which is being planned for January 2017," he said.
Kazaure lamented the failure of some states and local governments to discharge their statutory obligations to the Scheme pointing out that their attitude resulted in the limited capacity and quality of facilities in most Orientation camps across the country.
The Director-General stressed that the provision of Orientation camp facilities and post-camp accommodation and transport of Corps members were among the responsibilities of states and local governments as spelt out in the NYSC Act.
Others he enumerated include logistics support for inspection of Corps locations, material support for community development service and security of Corps members.
He, therefore, appealed to states and local governments that are not discharging their statutory obligations to reconsider their stance and give their support towards the success of the Scheme's operations.

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one house! Pls we dat registered on d 5th of dis month whc stream is it likely we
get posted to. notice we whr delayed by aw skul cus is not in nigr

Kristaps85:
U can know if u would go wit d 1st or 2nd stream. Yes u can, just check ur call-up number if it ends with an ODD NUMBER 1st stream. EVEN NUMBER 2nd stream.
U will thank me on the 21st

Bros abeg my own wey end with PRIME NUMBER kor....
Shey na Ocean 2 I dey

mightyleks:
FIRST STREAM HERE I COME O



mine ended with strikers No9



thats if this is real

guy hapi 4 u.

Dancing shakiti bobo

JohnQueen:
I no gree!

Mine is odd
Very soon you will start see questions like; is zero and odd or even number urgent answers pls!

showgolee:
Bros abeg my own wey end with PRIME NUMBER kor.... Shey na Ocean 2 I dey

guy check ur numba well, u no see WHOLE NUMBA?

Kristaps85:
guy check ur numba well, u no see WHOLE NUMBA?

Ehn ehn your own na whole number
Mine na prime number
Na 1st River you go follow be that

Y0rmee, monday never reach and na night be this ooo, you dey see traffic so

showgolee:
Ehn ehn your own na whole number Mine na prime number Na 1st River you go follow be that

lol, u forgot improper fractions. Abi u no see em 4 ur own?

But in all fairness, nysc and dj Kaza should consider people like us that have been at home for more than a year nah , kilode na only us waka come...and I'm very much sure except no be this naija again, that january will still be postponed to like march sef

Lol

kapable75:
Lolzz she go do am for camp be that. all white wedding, no need for wedding gown

I'm sure she took measures

My brother at this point, I'm not moved

Kristaps85:
so ur own end wit Even number abi? No worry na just january

What will be, will be!

No use laugh kill me

kapable75:
Mine is odd
Very soon you will start see questions like; is zero and odd or even number urgent answers pls!

y0rmee:
Brethren!

What a marvelous testimony we have here! Brother Awakueche (Confusing moniker) was battling with some Fowler's snares. Infact, the whole Fowler's drum set. He was already parading the ghosts world with snary Phyno!

Buh alas! Brother JustifiedCoyy and Myself showed up! And now he's set free!

You too can share this wondrous type of testimony! For just for 25,000 naira only, it is yours.

As my specially special PA, Ms Monniyi for my bank account details to key into this testimony!!

pls do that,asap, everyone

Fabulocity:
Oh dear! I get into quite a number of spats here and there
So... where exactly did we "meet"?

i think you should probably check your mentions. .few days back

y0rmee:
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edbor, intelligently scoping babes since 1938 fa! Bro, I like your style oh! When you wan make I come begin that tutorial na?

mentor, always bursting my bubbles