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Wahala done come ooooooooooo ◆Toyin's father
went to Federal Polytechnic, Bida, in 2015, to see
his daughter all the way from Ogbomosho. She
was not in the hostel, but he saw her closest
friend, Kemi.
◆Toyin's Dad: Woo Kemi, wa nibi, nibo ni ore e
wa?
◆Kemi : Toyin lo Doko, Sir.
◆Toyin's Dad: O ni Toyin lo se kini?
◆Kemi: Ani Toyin lo Doko, Sir.
◆Toyin's Dad: Ko gbodo jebe!!!
◆Kemi: Daddy, mi o paro, Sir. Toyin ti lo Doko lati
ale ana ni, Sir.
◆Toyin's Dad: Haaaaa!!!!! Gbenu e soun,
onisokuso. Bawo ni Toyin ma se lo Doko, ni gbati ko
n se omo ale.
◆Kemi: Mi o paro, Sir. Toyin o sese ma lo Doko, o
ma nlo nigbati a ba wa less busy.
Toyin's Dad: E ma gba mi ke.
(Toyin just walked in and was excited to see her
dad.)
◆Toyin: Baba mi, ekasan, Sir. Maami nko? Abi o ti
pe ti e ti de?
(Toyin's Dad pounced on Toyin and beat her
mercilessly. It took several pleas from some
lecturers around to stop him from killing her.)
Toyin's Dad: Iwo lo se iranu nigba ti o ye ko ma
kawe.
◆Toyin: mio se iranu Baba mi. Mo lo Doko ni. Doko
o jina sibi yi.
(Toyin's dad was Confused!)
Toyin: Baba mi, Doko is a small town after Bida,
Niger State. That is where I do the Research for
my Project.
◆Lecturers: Toyin's Dad, if you do not know, Prof
Jerry Gana is from Doko and there are other 7
Professors from the village.
◆Toyin's Dad: Modaran, o ma ye ki eniyan ma ni
suuru daada ooo.
Laughter is good medicine hope I put a smile on
your face.

So u think we al understand ur language abi

sarz:
So u think we al understand ur language abi

Its not meant for everybody SIR!

lol

donvoice:
Its not meant for everybody SIR!

BUT Y sir

Lol nice

Lol nice one sha

sarz:
BUT Y sir

Because its not everybody that can read YORUBA

Y using your language? Are you an illiterate? I can't even understand any word because they are strange. Infact you deserve to be banned here. End time joke