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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:19pm On Nov 29, 2016
chiefojiji:



weed smoking nko cos I no fit dey use ordinary eyes do drilling o!
that one dey, but unto coded way. You na coded guy na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mcmind(m): 8:23pm On Nov 29, 2016
Dindook:


Guy here in rivers camp na run we dey run, no more walking from your hostel.. Guy no more walking, rather you run when you out from your hostel, if you are standing you will be jogging up, it is called double up... White cloth attire through out, even on sunday, we also barely sleep for long.. Seriously just waiting for the final day to come, so i can free myself from this kind of life styles in here, just like prison... Some one like me who grew up having so much freedom around me, is difficult for me to cope..

Hey na Rivers me sef dey, oya make we meet joor

I sure say that RSM dey drink something before hin con parade ground.

Na platoon 1 I dey sha
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mcmind(m): 8:27pm On Nov 29, 2016
Dindook:


Dirty bro, but nice structure sha, as the hostel governor trying to keep it clean.. How is it there

Tz actually dirty cos guys messes it up

The structure is there, na to maintain am by corpers be d wahala
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:28pm On Nov 29, 2016
Another tip esp for stream2, please guard your meal ticket jealously cos they can ask for it for lots of things until your ID card is processed and given to you. I nearly missed my N1500 transport allowance cos of the meal ticket.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 8:38pm On Nov 29, 2016
chiefojiji:



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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by monniyi(f): 8:43pm On Nov 29, 2016
mlanreh:


Ghost Monniyi where have u been
packed my load comot, migrated to stream 2 block.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by monniyi(f): 9:01pm On Nov 29, 2016
mlanreh:


I understand camp can be so stressful, your monniyi z here waiting for u ooo so no mind those gals out there. as for Haychay no mind am ooo me I got ur back #Operation Taking over when y0rmee returns from camp.
im waiting oh
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chalsixtus(m): 9:26pm On Nov 29, 2016
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 9:28pm On Nov 29, 2016
chumaster:
that one dey, but unto coded way. You na coded guy na


wash ur tongue there!

what are you meaning.

I don't smoke weed please oooooooooo.

I'm only asking on behalf of some one, DanBJ
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 9:35pm On Nov 29, 2016
guruvicawelt:
lolz.. na access bank b d newest.. alawee accountgrin

8 following d crowd. nysc is a crowd
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by carexy(f): 9:40pm On Nov 29, 2016
chumaster:
lol, bae so you are in Ocean II too
Asin na sea ll I c myself o...dem say make I chop Christmas rice Nd chicken com fat more before going to camp because my type will slim down within 2 to 3 days under stress.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by carexy(f): 9:49pm On Nov 29, 2016
monniyi:
packed my load comot, migrated to stream 2 block.
abeg where the block dey
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mlanreh: 10:49pm On Nov 29, 2016
monniyi:
packed my load comot, migrated to stream 2 block.

GL was the source of the stream. And Yoruba says that Odo ti o ba gba GBE Orisun eh o ma parun ni
Meaning that other thread will perish soon
Am proud of GL and am here to stay with GL
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Posimii(f): 10:51pm On Nov 29, 2016
segunk1:
Actually, wasn't mobilized with 16B so I surmoned courage to get a mansion in 17A, never the less I still never forget 16B as grass root. Really enjoying the updates, those who still find time to give updates even at their drills and busy schedules in camp... Hail thee kudos to y'all. Likes of awakeuche and guruvicawelt, them make me laff out loud sote people dey ask me guy what is wronging you?

@awakeuche pls more updates especially you and the soldier lady part.

@guruvicawelt the baggy frog jump guy.. Lmao always getting in trouble with soldiers. How far with your ukrainian babe?

@yormiee. Welcome back more updates bro.

@chumaster sef no com dey visible again.

Abeg make una help me find my sweetheart oo @posimii hope soldier never collect her for my hand sharr, she sef com enter Ghost mode.
Big ups to u guys for keeping it real. More updates please the lord is your muscle. Thanks.
Ahhaaahaaa,don't kno wat to say. Glo line doesn't connect at all in my hostel,it only go tru on parade ground and those soldiers yhmmmm,dare dem not else my level go change from phoneful to phoneless.
I missed u guys shaaa,seriously I really do.
I sha don buy airtel line so I go fit dey konet small for night.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mlanreh: 10:55pm On Nov 29, 2016
Posimii:

Ahhaaahaaa,don't kno wat to say. Glo line doesn't connect at all in my hostel,it only go tru on parade ground and those soldiers yhmmmm,dare dem not else my level go change from phoneful to phoneless.
I missed u guys shaaa,seriously I really do.
I sha don buy airtel line so I go fit dey konet small for night.

See who we have here. Good evening mam
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:12pm On Nov 29, 2016
guruvicawelt:
Glanders brodas and sistas read ur messages buh i gah summerize d questions..first thanks to yall for commending ma effort.. cant quote all of .. first to d lady who asked were am serving.. its cross river d camp is in obubra(6hrs from calaber and 1:30hrs to cameroon) and to mr haychay on woman matter, mehn them done ban strafin for here o. they caught 3peepz yesternite after mami palmwine flexing, strafing their babes on parade ground.. mehn d soldiers pursued everyone in d market to our hostels and was telling us to f*ck in our dream can u imagine? then d guy who asked about d Ukrainian bae unfortunatly she's in anoda platoon and she is in vollyball team... there z no time for hang outs, tho she came yesternite during our mami flexing as i called her to come. buh she dint stay upto an hour and she doesnt drink palm wine.. na double mind i dey so. just wanna give it time tho ma platoon gals dey give me joy.. and we still joke about everytin sha buh really its so busy, day in day out.

cheesy

Those soldier wicked sha, they go just surprise sehh soap go just finish for camp even Miami market n get


Na nw I dey feel yr update .........more bro angry grin cheesy
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y0rmee:



You dey mind that Haychay? Me no kuku dey totally ghostmode. Activities just plenty for me here ne! Girls sef never allow person rest...

Na only that lights out time me dey use una posts do night devotion before I sleep ne!

Y0rmee hwfr nah, don't mind wat u heard or read,my acc was hacked oh grin

Na joke I dy since, oh



P.s.....fym cheesy grin










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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:25pm On Nov 29, 2016
mlanreh:


y0rmee z back as for the dues let take from other and share 50/50% grin

So.....he shud go n siddon

Badt guy grin cheesy, shey u have join bahd gang cheesy abi, Y0rmee has influenced u abi
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by monniyi(f): 11:25pm On Nov 29, 2016
mlanreh:


GL was the source of the stream. And Yoruba says that Odo ti o ba gba GBE Orisun eh o ma parun ni
Meaning that other thread will perish soon
Am proud of GL and am here to stay with GL
heheheheh
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:29pm On Nov 29, 2016
mlanreh:


I understand camp can be so stressful, your monniyi z here waiting for u ooo so no mind those gals out there. as for Haychay no mind am ooo me I got ur back #Operation Taking over when y0rmee returns from camp.

Take kini , b4 u even return monniyi wud been mine already grin talkless of the rest of yr wives, me n dipson546 go share ham
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:34pm On Nov 29, 2016
y0rmee:
Where do I even start from?

DAY 1

Mumsy suddenly called me, saying she was already waiting for me at the park. I was like "mogbe! this woman is definitely gonna fall my hand today!" I carried just two bags - a laptop bag and a backpack (well, not forgetting to take along my cooler and cup). On sighting her, the first statement she made was that I wasn't prepared at all. She had to force me to buy buckets, rubber sandals and others at the park, while other "Prospective otondos" were watching. Just had to play by her "motherly wahala", until she brought out a Ghana must go bag out of the blues so I can load all the luggage inside. i seriously felt like I was packing over to my newly married bride's house.

Iseyin camp, Oyo state... here I come!

Fast forward, we got on camp. It was the serving NYSC marshals that checked if we had out callup letters with us. After the check, the lady asked us to place out luggage on our heads then start jugging to the main gate. I was like "another mogbe!" The distance was quite fa, yet we had to jug through. At that moment, I blessed my mum for forcing me to have all my luggage in one Ghana must go bag.

We successfully got through the unexpected race, and next was a security check. They only asked if I was on drugs, if I drink and other related questions. No one even bothered to check my luggage. At that point, I started regretting not carrying my dearest laptop along.

Next, we were to be give a preorientation. But instead, the soldiers had us sit in the sun while an earlier batch of PCMs were being given given another preorientation. Then I knew I was in for THIS.

We got out of that sunny massage then had our preorientation, proceeded to the "exotic" accommodation prepared for us. All was set then I proceeded for official camp registration. That was swift. No issues.


I pause here. Part two coming soon.

Nice one bro.....Thank God I bought 2 Ghana most go sef
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:37pm On Nov 29, 2016
aydeluxe:
I dont understand this people sef, se to serve my fatherland na to dey behave lik soldier ni, make dem just let us chill, i don tire for this parade, drills sef....i barely sleep up to 4hours a day , me wey dey sleep lik 10hrs for house...My eyes just dey see triple for parade ground this morning, people don dey give excuse dey run home sef.........drinking is massive supported in camp oo...come nd see corpers nd soldiers drinking anyhow
..

Bro it ain't forever , just bear it for a while, an I thought u were a standard ajepako
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by princedmiayer(m): 11:39pm On Nov 29, 2016
Dindook:


Dirty bro, but nice structure sha, as the hostel governor trying to keep it clean.. How is it there
mehn we kepn it real..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:41pm On Nov 29, 2016
chumaster:
bros we aren't settled yet, even when we do get free time, network becomes messy.

Ehyaaaa, cause I was beginning to ask wat was wrong, like everybody just forgot abt Gl lyk that

We understand bro
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by monniyi(f): 11:41pm On Nov 29, 2016
carexy:

abeg where the block dey
heheheheh, ghostmde, whatsapp grp.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:43pm On Nov 29, 2016
aydeluxe:
The major good thing in lagos camp is that the camp dey bubble frm morning till night, jams everywhere nd friendly soldiers.....

smiley my camp come January..

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:47pm On Nov 29, 2016
princedmiayer:
how is the toilet nd bathroom their?

Seriously that is wat u are asking, are u looking for a good spot for yr left hand n soap grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:47pm On Nov 29, 2016
kabeerhabe:
If someone missed camp for d stream I because of statement of result. will he be automatically added to stream II ?

Nope
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Temibabie(f): 11:49pm On Nov 29, 2016
Al these updates be scaring me,trying to imagine how many times i go faint for that parade ground,o God help me when the time comes,i jus hope January is sure

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Haychay(m): 11:55pm On Nov 29, 2016
Temibabie:
Al these updates be scaring me,trying to imagine how many times i go faint for that parade ground,o God help me when the time comes,i jus hope January is sure

My dear its scary n fun wen u see dere update but don't worry if u faint, yr prince charming will be there to catch u grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by princedmiayer(m): 11:58pm On Nov 29, 2016
Haychay:


Nice one bro.....Thank God I bought 2 Ghana most go sef
even wen u padlock the ghana must come wea u kary go dem fit tear am easily and steal from it oh, na to kick am 2times ego just burst one place.

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