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guruvicawelt:
lolz... u are carried babe.. no fear u hear? tho ma 2day update will be more scarier than d previous.. wetin ah see 2day fear catch me for health sake. i will relate it after diz post..

Posimii:
Yes

chiefojiji:
Lemmie be your drilling instructor for house na?
abi what is my usefulness again

Greatness366:
Chia camp haff taya me ooo no rest no sleep white canvas everytime crowded room so tey every body get cough and catarrh cos of poor ventillation to baff sef na wahala d oda day person say my water enter her mouth for bathroom d matter taya me abeg let camp finish joor but is Fun as same time stressful i don black con slim join am hmmn life of a kofa in camp ODIEGWU O

Bigromeo:
hahaha....funi u.yeah sure.am gud and u?

Greatness366:
Chia camp haff taya me ooo no rest no sleep white canvas everytime crowded room so tey every body get cough and catarrh cos of poor ventillation to baff sef na wahala d oda day person say my water enter her mouth for bathroom d matter taya me abeg let camp finish joor but is Fun as same time stressful i don black con slim join am hmmn life of a kofa in camp ODIEGWU O

Fabulocity:
^^^^^ lool

My sister was also in Obubura some years back and she never ate the kitchen food or even mami food because she claimed they used dog meat to cook
Don't know how true that is but it was funny.

guruvicawelt:
Hey God oooooooooooo



nysc haff kee ma life oooooooo


so 2day just started tho its gonna b same routine buh some lil changes on the routine of ma platoon, its ma platoon's turn to be in d kitchen, so i was among the selected people.. omehn wetin i see for diz kitchen i nealy faint .. i no know say na poison nysc obubra camp they cook for us o.. so naw twas pap we were to prepare for breakfast naim them say make we fill some big pots wit water, na so i relax dey wait for mayb a tanker that will bring the water so we can start feeling it. next tin o one of d staff just came and said wat are we still doing idle, we now told her that there was no water that d wan from d kitchen tap was unclean as twas coloured and sometin like oil on the surface of d water, dah we cant use o citing d fact dat its not healthy. mehn d woman told us dah dats d water theve've been using to cook since day one and that there z natin that can b done, omehn i fainted in ma mind.. plz o u guyz should help out o.. which drug should i take am considering taking 6tab of augmentin, 4tab of ciprotab,17cap of amoxil, and like 1000tab of paracetamol..

chumaster:
Kapable75's platoon surprised everybody at Taraba camp today.

TEA AND YAM AS BREAKFAST!

In my whole life, I have never imagined this kind of combination.

What where they thinking

I jejely chop the yam finish. Then com add extra milo and peak milk wey I get into the hot water they called Tea, na so I use am chop my biscuit sha.

Who knows, tomorrow might be eba and pap

chumaster:
how did you know

guruvicawelt:
Hey God oooooooooooo



nysc haff kee ma life oooooooo


so 2day just started tho its gonna b same routine buh some lil changes on the routine of ma platoon, its ma platoon's turn to be in d kitchen, so i was among the selected people.. omehn wetin i see for diz kitchen i nealy faint .. i no know say na poison nysc obubra camp they cook for us o.. so naw twas pap we were to prepare for breakfast naim them say make we fill some big pots wit water, na so i relax dey wait for mayb a tanker that will bring the water so we can start feeling it. next tin o one of d staff just came and said wat are we still doing idle, we now told her that there was no water that d wan from d kitchen tap was unclean as twas coloured and sometin like oil on the surface of d water, dah we cant use o citing d fact dat its not healthy. mehn d woman told us dah dats d water theve've been using to cook since day one and that there z natin that can b done, omehn i fainted in ma mind.. plz o u guyz should help out o.. which drug should i take am considering taking 6tab of augmentin, 4tab of ciprotab,17cap of amoxil, and like 1000tab of paracetamol..

Slickchick:
Ever since I cooked in in camp kitchen yesterday (delta state camp), I vowed never to eat there again. They asked us to separate the rotten tomatoes from the good ones. We thought they wanted to throw them away since they are bad, only for them to ask us to take it to the grinding machine. I could not believe it . They used it to cook the jellof rice. May God help us. Both mammy market & kitchen are feeding us poison . As for me I will only eat what I see them cook in front of me in that mammy market like fried yam, indomie, bread & suya. Before I will carry typhoid.

joyeuxone:
Those at the camp,i got a question....is it true that drugs are seized from the gate by soldiers when you get in?

Secondly, do people play indoor games there? like chess,scrabble? Isn't there football for females?

I will really appreciate if my questions are answered...

sonymax16:
Babe, as par food matter for camp, we have to prepare for the worst. I must carry nothing less than 50k to camp. Guys...... Make sure u gather enough money b4 leaving for camp.. ... Money can make u live like a king in the prison called camp.

rosalieene:
Put the money in mmm so you'd get enough money

Michelle55:
Hmmmmm... Jst in d observation mode since Nysc throw me enter stream2 bt God knws best! I can remember vividly how most of my friends cried bitterly,i was just laughing oh bt my mind wasnt sweet atall. A frnd of mine said nd i quote' d kain disappoint wey nysc gimme eh,no woman do disappoint me lyk dat since i start 2 date'. It was hilarious dat 21st of nov bt i tnk God Jan s almost here.

kapable75:
Ok Guys! Chu is only pained because of the nonsense his platoon prepared yesterday. ok lemme give you the full gist;
they(platoon 4) served us pap that looks like ice-cream with moi-moi that is more watery in the morning that the akamu itself.
.

in the afternoon they gave us wan porridge(hope i got the spelling) rice. aayama!! coupled with the fact that it was tasteless.

pls what is tuwo? same tuwo chumaste r was saying that he can't it was what they prepared for us o o: lemme not talk about the soup

But my sweet platoon broke the record books this afternoon. we rock!

AMAKAVIOLA:
To avoid story that touches d heart and tickles d b*m b*m, DONT HOPE MUCH ON JANUARY!!

segunk1:
Leave famutimi now make coyy com catch her, woo he we twist ur nose weri weh.

chumaster:
Kapable75 una come hand corpers for line com sieze the food abi

chumaster:
atleast the combination beta pass the yam and tea una gave us as breakfast Imagine! o:

But you chop the rice clean mouth

na semo we prepared not tuwo

actually, you broke a record; 'Yam and Tea' what an alien combination!

chumaster:
you are free to yab us, but bear it in mind that your khaki jacket's one hand will swallow you entire body, shey January is almost here

Haychay:
Hope in the camp they divided the stream into stream1 and stream2. U guys shouldn't touch stream2 stream ohh

Temibabie:
I hope you have plenty farms cos i eat alot?

Haychay:
They are plenty fa , but b4 I say more, wch of the camp do u have in mind

Vikky014:
hahahahahahaha...tell them o

kapable75:
Ok Guys! Chu is only pained because of the nonsense his platoon prepared yesterday. ok lemme give you the full gist;
they(platoon 4) served us pap that looks like ice-cream with moi-moi that is more watery in the morning that the akamu itself.
.
in the afternoon they gave us wan porridge(hope i got the spelling) rice. aayama!! coupled with the fact that it was tasteless.
.
pls what is tuwo? same tuwo chumaster was saying that he can't it was what they prepared for us o o: lemme not talk about the soup
But my sweet platoon broke the record books this afternoon. we rock!

DaniDani:
My experience yesterday during parade is disgusting and fun at the same time. There's this one obese Yoruba girl beside me in the parade line, the girl smells to high heaven. Kilode! Shio! wadup, what's my offense to receive this offensive odour from this 'woman - girl'? To worsen the situation, our parade commandant got no chill plus our disorganized matching, we were forced to match without ease or pulsing. It appears that the more we match, the more her odour oozes higher, I began to breathe faster and looked for a way of escape but all to no avail. I tried to play smart to swerve to another line but the prying eyes of the soldiers prevented me. I marked the girl and will avoid any thing that we make us to be beside each other during parade or queue. It was really a bad memorable experience.