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this has got to be the most insanely hilarious thing I have seen in a while.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102771651



Talk about splitting up.

Following his divorce, this German man appears to have decided to split all of his belongings with his wife—literally.
The disgruntled ex-husband, who goes by the name Der Juli online, posted a video to YouTube showcasing him cutting chairs, beds and phones in half for his ex-wife. The video's translated description reads "Thank you for 12 'beautiful years,' Laura! You've really earned half. Greetings also to my successor."
Phones, laptops, teddy bears—you name it, he split it.

From their mailbox to their sofa, all of the man's remaining halves are now up for sale on eBay, reports Mashable. One of the descriptions on his eBay page roughly translates as: "From my half I must now separate, fond memories you can not remove."

Unfortunately for Americans looking for some cut-up furniture, the man is not shipping to the U.S. If you are in the neighborhood though, he says he will accept cash payment upon delivery.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHLg_9DGbSg

here's a video of him splitting all their belongings




he is selling his own half on ebay and a lot of pple want to buy.....lol

no be small thing

other things he split in half

cc; lalasticlala ishilove

No prenup no marriage



Won't hustle for some hoe

can't happen here in Nigeria

eh what of im d*ck na possession too so make he cut am half give am since na both of dem get am b4....

Hahahahaha..

Oh Lord.

uzolexis:
other things he split in half

cc; lalasticlala ishilove

Who is currently kissing your mouth? I don't mind a taste.

Sacluxpaint:
Who is currently kissing your mouth? I don't mind a taste.

the mouth/lips is fully taken

uzolexis:
the mouth/lips is fully taken

By you?

uzolexis:
the mouth/lips is fully taken

Kiss kiss kiss by Chris brown

huntila:
Kiss kiss kiss by Chris brown

lol,abeg carry your wahala comot jor