raumdeuter:


The rational thing will be to show us the footballers with more than 91% pass accuracy over a season and lets see

remove defenders who mostly play safe passes, lets gather a list of midfielders that played over 30games and see those who have over 91% pass accuracy

Why do you want us to remove defenders nto ri olorun,? Do you usually come here after removing the politricks/useless coaches associated with the english national team before asking us what trophies they have won?

Please,can you just stick with your goal scoring and assist yardstick as regards iniesta? Ha fe stories of beasting finals,91% pass accuracy, bossing and the likes.......

Ibime:


And some think he is best AM of all time.

We asked why he is so unproductive as an AM, they told us he is busy recycling possession.

I dare anyone to show me stats putting Iniesta in the top 20 possession hoggers.

There are two big frauds in Barca. One is being exposed at Man City as we speak. Iniesta will never have that chance to be exposed but no one can show me that he does anything better than Santi Cazorla.

Since the start of 2009/20110 Iniesta in all competitions 66.8 passes per game, better than Cazorla,Modric, Kroos and Xhaka

In the same time frame Iniesta in all competitions 89.7 % pass accuracy, better than Cazorla, Modric, Xhaka and Xabi Alonso

Who are these 20 kings of possession that are better than Iniesta?

timbros:


The main debate here is Lukaku vs Costa.

Has Costa improved Chelsea since he signed? Resounding yes! Costa's goals in his first season fired us to our first league in 5 years. Costa's goals is currently keeping us in first position.

Has Lukaku improved Everton? Capital NO! Since Lukaku came, Everton have gone from at least top 8 team to bottom half team. He may have been their highest goal scorer since he arrived (personal improvement), but the team have not improved one bit since he signed.

Has Lukaku's output being better than Costa's since Costa came to England? NO!

Who is more efficient in front of goal since Lukaku became a professional in 2009? COSTA!

If Lukaku and Costa find themselves in the same team RIGHT NOW, Lukaku will take a permanent position in that team’s bench with better seat belt to go with it. That's how superior Costa is to Lukaku.

The main debate here was not Lukaku vs Costa. That was something you chose to make yourself

I don't understand how anyone can be so incapable of logical reasoning.

What is a strikers job? To score goals right? So when you talk about a striker improving the team, you surely must be talking about the attack. Lukaku has managed to post the highest individual numbers in a season at Everton for over a decade. How is that not an improvement? Where else or how else should a Striker improve the team?

You asked for the numbers since Costa came to England and Lukaku came out on top.

You asked for the numbers since 2009 and Costa and Lukaku are tied.

Your argument now is that Costa is a better striker because of his goal per minute ratio, which again shows that you are fully incapable of understanding Stats.

Kelechi Iheanacho had the best goal per minute stats in all of Europe only recently. Only a fool will take that as proof of anything in isolation

Costa is expected to have more goals per app, as he generally recieves far better service than Lukaku as has been proven with chance created figures. The fact that Lukaku who is feeding on scraps has managed to still outscore Costa since Diego arrived in England is a testament to his abilities.

Finally you seem to be forgetting that only this summer, Diego Costa was going to be sold for Lukaku, and Chelsea put in a bid of over 50 million pounds for him. You must be jonzing badly if you think no coach would pick Lukaku over Costa.

Over-reliance on stats na im dey worry una. Not everything that counts can be counted. The emphasis on quantitative data in sports punditry these days is just too much. Whatever happened to the old, intuitive observational scouting skills. It's the age of Opta, Squakwa and Whoscored. We all didn't need the number crunchers at Opta to tell us what a great footballer Zidane was. Numbers don't do justice to Iniesta's abilities as a footballer. He is in my opinion the third best player in the world after Messi and CR7. All this talk of Creativity and productivity by Ibime is just pure sophistry.

pkasso:
Over-reliance on stats na im dey worry una. Not everything that counts can be counted. The emphasis on quantitative data in sports punditry these days is just too much. Whatever happened to the old, intuitive observational scouting skills. It's the age of Opta, Squakwa and Whoscored. We all didn't need the number crunchers at Opta to tell us what a great footballer Zidane was. Numbers don't do justice to Iniesta's abilities as a footballer. He is in my opinion the third best player in the world after Messi and CR7. All this talk of Creativity and productivity by Ibime is just pure sophistry.

Ibime never started the craze for stats on this board bros! Ur guys actually did...u can ask dayo and his cohorts. However, while they have decided to be biased in using the standards which dey set across board, we are simply helping them do so.

So based on dayos famous logic which some ignorant cvnts carry for their head like gala, iniesta is definitely not a good AM.

pkasso:
Over-reliance on stats na im dey worry una. Not everything that counts can be counted. The emphasis on quantitative data in sports punditry these days is just too much. Whatever happened to the old, intuitive observational scouting skills. It's the age of Opta, Squakwa and Whoscored. We all didn't need the number crunchers at Opta to tell us what a great footballer Zidane was. Numbers don't do justice to Iniesta's abilities as a footballer. He is in my opinion the third best player in the world after Messi and CR7. All this talk of Creativity and productivity by Ibime is just pure sophistry.

+1.
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
- Aaron L.

diggz:


Ibime never started the craze for stats on this board bros! Ur guys actually did...u can ask dayo and his cohorts. However, while they have decided to be biased in using the standards which dey set across board, we are simply helping them do so.

So based on dayos famous logic which some ignorant cvnts carry for their head like gala, iniesta is definitely not a good AM.

Simply put.... Iniesta is a Fraud! !!!!

elrony:


Simply put.... Iniesta is a Fraud! !!!!

Thank you elrony...

afrodoc2:


Since the start of 2009/20110 Iniesta in all competitions 66.8 passes per game, better than Cazorla,Modric, Kroos and Xhaka

In the same time frame Iniesta in all competitions 89.7 % pass accuracy, better than Cazorla, Modric, Xhaka and Xabi Alonso

Who are these 20 kings of possession that are better than Iniesta?

Lie from the pit of hell. Present your stats, I dare you.

This is just Alonso below. Lemme see how you make this to be below 66.8%.

Show me how Alonso who is averaging circa 80 most seasons below is below 66.8%. Get your calculator out and show me working. Lemme find out where you earned that Dr title, whether na real Doctor or Babalawo.

Put whatever money you want on proving the below is less than 66.8%. This is just one example. If I start picking others, it will look bad for you with that monumental lie you told up there.

Nihilist:


The main debate here was not Lukaku vs Costa. That was something you chose to make yourself

I don't understand how anyone can be so incapable of logical reasoning.

What is a strikers job? To score goals right? So when you talk about a striker improving the team, you surely must be talking about the attack. Lukaku has managed to post the highest individual numbers in a season at Everton for over a decade. How is that not an improvement? Where else or how else should a Striker improve the team?

You asked for the numbers since Costa came to England and Lukaku came out on top.

You asked for the numbers since 2009 and Costa and Lukaku are tied.

Your argument now is that Costa is a better striker because of his goal per minute ratio, which again shows that you are fully incapable of understanding Stats.

Kelechi Iheanacho had the best goal per minute stats in all of Europe only recently. Only a fool will take that as proof of anything in isolation

Costa is expected to have more goals per app, as he generally recieves far better service than Lukaku as has been proven with chance created figures. The fact that Lukaku who is feeding on scraps has managed to still outscore Costa since Diego arrived in England is a testament to his abilities.

Finally you seem to be forgetting that only this summer, Diego Costa was going to be sold for Lukaku, and Chelsea put in a bid of over 50 million pounds for him. You must be jonzing badly if you think no coach would pick Lukaku over Costa.

Which numbers did Lukaku came on top of Costa? Do you expect Costa to outscore Lukaku with fewer appearances?

I have said it before and I will continue telling you that Lukaku only improved his personal numbers. Evidence prove that he never improved Everton whereas Costa improved Chelsea. Clear difference.

Conte NEVER wanted to sell Costa. Costa only indicated interest in returning to Atletico after last season's on and off the pitch issues he had. Chelsea never wanted to sell him. Get your facts right please.

It is a known fact that selling clubs tend to inflate the prices of their assets whenever they sense desperation from a big club. Everton is especially known for that. They did it to Man City in Stones transfer.

Finally, for the fact that Lukaku, with all his 'astronomical' goal scoring numbers, it is only Chelsea (his former employers) that bid for him shows how ordinary scouts all over the world see him. Ask yourself why big clubs haven't scouted him?

timbros:


I have said it before and I will continue telling you that Lukaku only improved his personal numbers. Evidence prove that he never improved Everton whereas Costa improved Chelsea. Clear difference.

Bros, if a striker is banging in goals but is unfortunate to be at a club that can barely keep clean sheets....sabotaging his efforts in the process - how is it his fault?

AdisaOwala:


Bros, if a striker is banging in goals but is unfortunate to be at a club that can barely keep clean sheets....sabotaging his efforts in the process - how is it his fault?

That's the reason I just stopped the discussion.

Timbros is a person I respect a lot.

Ibime:


Lie from the pit of hell. Present your stats, I dare you.

This is just Alonso below. Lemme see how you make this to be below 66.8%.

Show me how Alonso who is averaging circa 80 most seasons below is below 66.8%. Get your calculator out and show me working. Lemme find out where you earned that Dr title, whether na real Doctor or Babalawo.

Put whatever money you want on proving the below is less than 66.8%. This is just one example. If I start picking others, it will look bad for you with that monumental lie you told up there.

Fat man farabuku bale . E be like say you get permanent apollo for eyes. Where did you see Alonso's name in the line where I mentioned number of passes per game?
I mentioned Alonso's name when it came to pass accuracy where he is below Iniesta.

You can't hold me responsible for your lack of understanding. I think you should stick to calculating profit and loss or whatever it is that you do, English Language is not your forte

diggz:


Madman = werey.. I am sure airmark knew I wasn't serious abt it tho!

ofcourse bro. .

Emaprince:
Lampard's equalizer against manure in 2007/2008 Cl final was the reason why the ball ended up in a penalty shoot out. So how was he a passenger who never bailed his team?

Mr man, you need to go for check up.. and stop chatting nonsense!!

Debroslink is an ' up barka ' fan, not surprising. Someone scored an equaliser in a ucl final, he was talking of assists. Barca fans are the most ridiculous on nairaland.

Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
Though Mourinho get him fault/ (him fault, him fault)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

Lol... Ibime Oooo........

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

Lol.. This is cwaxy yo!

SMH

jstbeinhonest:



See mumu talk

Iniesta is a Visionless.

Guardiola is a Fraud.

Pique hides behind Barca attacking football, he'll be exposed else where.

Bravo is a scam.

Busquet is shit.

Alves can defend to save his life.

Neymar is A poor mans Hazard.

Alba is not a Top 10 LB, he is a defensive Walcot.

Messi is a dwarf who cant perform without Xavi & Iniesta, his shitty performance at Argie is evidence.

I'm sure i'll soon read something here about Puyol & Xavi.

Na Who else remain?

Dunno what they're driving at really..
but Bravo is NOT a scam.. It's this one I'm sure of..
I mean let him concede goals,, at least he can start possession from the back..


but they're showing him pepper right now,, maybe he needs to start starting possession from the dressing room..
Bravo is,, I repeat,, NOT a scam..

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

LMAO

Ibime na mad man I swear

Dayo must say Ibime is a fat f00l I cant believe i was bumping to that composition without a beat. Sick lines, lol.

Ibime:


Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)
But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Where una see this Ibime self? That song na something else I swear habah!

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

LMAO

Nihilist:


That's the reason I just stopped the discussion.

Timbros is a person I respect a lot.

One love bro.

We all have our opinions (which may be correct depending on the angle you look it from).

But there's no way I can agree that Lukaku is better than Costa (assuming that's you debate. numbers aside)

AdisaOwala:


Bros, if a striker is banging in goals but is unfortunate to be at a club that can barely keep clean sheets....sabotaging his efforts in the process - how is it his fault?

The same club finishing the league higher prior to this striker's arrival? Something must be wrong then.

Lol.... Ibime don mad finish!

Now this is damn creative.

Thumbs up man

Jam-body Lukaku

The greatest striker of our time... playing his prime years @ Everton FC

diggz:



Thank you elrony...

Na so na.... what is good for the goose is also good for the lion.


Nobody has monopoly over logic.

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

Hahahahahahahah. ....

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50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)