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diggz:
Ibime never started the craze for stats on this board bros! Ur guys actually did...u can ask dayo and his cohorts. However, while they have decided to be biased in using the standards which dey set across board, we are simply helping them do so.

So based on dayos famous logic which some ignorant cvnts carry for their head like gala, iniesta is definitely not a good AM.

You didnt know Ibime was one of those who claimed Xavi was better than Zidane because Xavi had better stats?

diggz:
Why do you want us to remove defenders nto ri olorun,? Do you usually come here after removing the politricks/useless coaches associated with the english national team before asking us what trophies they have won?

Please,can you just stick with your goal scoring and assist yardstick as regards iniesta? Ha fe stories of beasting finals,91% pass accuracy, bossing and the likes.......

Because defenders make a lot of safe passes in areas where the opponent is not occupying.

So Ibime after failing to prove his Iniesta unproductive has now started singing

Fat people have this thing for music anyway like Fat Joe, like Big pun, like Heavy D, like Rick Ross.

Ibime once again show us your BMI

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

Crazy mehn,,...



You still managed to take shots at Coogar

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

Mehn I salute your creativity. How you wished Lampard was creative enough in key games.

Zero assist in 5 European finals.

Abeg airmark or any DJ in the house, kindly help me with felas song - zombie ,for our honorable resident up barka boiz.

Thank you.

Monsieur Ibime just raised the bar. Thumbs up man.

Pep don suffer.

Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

Ibime:
Manure holding talks with Mourinho according to BBC.

JM at Manure, Pep at City. Its a wrap for Chelsea for the next 3 years.

Emenalos destruction of Chelsea is complete. It has been a gradual process since 2011. From a team that always competed for Premier League and always made semis of UCL. . . to also rans.

Another foot in mouth situation. No wonder you cant control your weight when everything is entering your mouth

Phew! We have escaped points deduction because of the City brawl. Fined £100k though.

If the rumour from Metro News is correct, then Chelsea is on the verge of tidying a nice piece of business. It is rumoured that Oscar is set to join Shanghai SIPG in a stunning £52m deal in January.

timbros:
Phew! We have escaped points deduction because of the City brawl. Fined £100k though.

If the rumour from Metro News is correct, then Chelsea is on the verge of tidying a nice piece of business. It is rumoured that Oscar is set to join Shanghai SIPG in a stunning £52m deal in January.

God please, mk this happen. Amen.

timbros:
Phew! We have escaped points deduction because of the City brawl. Fined £100k though.

If the rumour from Metro News is correct, then Chelsea is on the verge of tidying a nice piece of business. It is rumoured that Oscar is set to join Shanghai SIPG in a stunning £52m deal in January.

I pray it happened so we can sign Sanchez with that money. Next in line should be mikel. No room for fringe players

timbros:
Phew! We have escaped points deduction because of the City brawl. Fined £100k though.

If the rumour from Metro News is correct, then Chelsea is on the verge of tidying a nice piece of business. It is rumoured that Oscar is set to join Shanghai SIPG in a stunning £52m deal in January.

Oscar is going nowhere..... let him stay and fight for his position.





★☆Run to take cover☆★

timbros:
Phew! We have escaped points deduction because of the City brawl. Fined £100k though.

If the rumour from Metro News is correct, then Chelsea is on the verge of tidying a nice piece of business. It is rumoured that Oscar is set to join Shanghai SIPG in a stunning £52m deal in January.

£52 what?

is they any way we can speed up this deal already...

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

Lmao

why should Chelsea be fined more than Citey.... d hate on Chelsea is second to none

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

Hehehehe. Better punch lines and Word- play at work.

IB this beauty follow for that your mixtape? This would sell globally.

hensben:
I pray it happened so we can sign Sanchez with that money. Next in line should be mikel. No room for fringe players

Sanchez abi Griezmann

raumdeuter:
Another foot in mouth situation. No wonder you cant control your weight when everything is entering your mouth

now it is a wrap for man u in the next three years

hensben:
I pray it happened so we can sign Sanchez with that money. Next in line should be mikel. No room for fringe players

Sanchez would be a wonderful signing but I doubt Arsenal will sell. He is easily their best player currently.

Joelfinest:
Sanchez abi Griezmann

I prefer Sanchez

hensben:
I pray it happened so we can sign Sanchez with that money. Next in line should be mikel. No room for fringe players

Some people dream pass Rapunzul own o.

Your dream stinks by the way.

hensben:
I prefer Sanchez

Offcourse, everyone prefers Sanchez. But he is a gooner. Skunck!

Is it okay for FIFA to expand the Club World Cup to 32 or 16 teams as from 2019?

If it's the former, the distribution of spots could be:

UEFA - 10
Conmebol - 6
Concacaf - 4
CAF - 5
AFC- 5
Hosts - 1
Oceania - 1

macjireh:
why should Chelsea be fined more than Citey.... d hate on Chelsea is second to none

Remember they already have 2 players suspended plus Fab escaped without any form of punishment.

Chalobah sef escape. So, imo not a bad deal at all.

Na wa o. See as Arsenal dey do training ground tapping at Everton

Spy360:
Offcourse, everyone prefers Sanchez. But he is a gooner. Skunck!

yeah just like Ashley cole was a gunner

This Ashley Williams na grade 1 otu o...

Chelsea playmaker Oscar appears to be inching closer to a stunning move to China after the club reportedly accepted a £60m bid from Shanghai SIPG. - telegraph.


Like for real?

Debroslink:
Mehn I salute your creativity. How you wished Lampard was creative enough in key games.

Zero assist in 5 European finals.

Lampard was 34 and 35 years old when he played his last 4 Euro finals. He was 34 years old when he tackled Messi, shifted him and released Ramires for the famous chip.

The one he played when he was 30 years old, he scored.

When Iniesta got to 30 years old, he went one full Calendar Year without goal or assist. One full Calendar Year!!!

Lets see whether Iniesta is not playing in Qatar at 35 years old, never mind driving his team to Euro finals.

FBS:
Chelsea playmaker Oscar appears to be inching closer to a stunning move to China after the club reportedly accepted a £60m bid from Shanghai SIPG. - telegraph.


Like for real?

Abeg o, MMM done land. Make we chop this one, clean mouth.

Ibime:
Abeg o, MMM done land. Make we chop this one, clean mouth.

Lol. I dey tell you