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Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Atheism is vapid . It just says "there is no God" and that is it . Or is there anything else I missed huh

Before you reply , religious skepticism is not atheism .
Atheism is not "There is No God"
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by randomperson: 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
If you understood the last part of that comment you would not have asked this question.

This was the last part

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Oh... So every other person uses head knowledge and u are the only person or your church is the only one that actually relies on the holy spirit...
That's why even the greatest men of God have different doctrines... They can't agree on whether Christians should wear trousers, whether comedians should minister in church, even whether drums should be played in church
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 7:44pm On Dec 14, 2016
randomperson:
Oh... So every other person uses head knowledge and u are the only person or your church is the only one that actually relies on the holy spirit...
That's why even the greatest men of God have different doctrines... They can't agree on whether Christians should wear trousers, whether comedians should minister in church, even whether drums should be played in church
So you noticed The Hypocrisy to?
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by randomperson: 7:47pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Atheism is vapid . It just says "there is no God" and that is it . Or is there anything else I missed huh

Before you reply , religious skepticism is not atheism .
That's not true... Atheism is either a belief or an absence/rejection of a belief...
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:52pm On Dec 14, 2016
randomperson:
Oh... So every other person uses head knowledge and u are the only person or your church is the only one that actually relies on the holy spirit...
That's why even the greatest men of God have different doctrines... They can't agree on whether Christians should wear trousers, whether comedians should minister in church, even whether drums should be played in church
Are you stupid or something? Where did i make such an allegation? Doctrine is man made. Jesus did not come to establish a doctrine. Any man who is preaching doctrine instead of Christ is on his own. The Message is Jesus and His love.

Every other thing is borne out of this love. If you preach tithe then those who wish to abide by it ought to do so in Love for God loves willingness and not compulsion. If you preach dressing then those who wish to abide by them should be based on love for God and not compulsion as anything that is not done willingly is a Sin.

You see, Jesus Unites but Doctrine divides. I have preached this message in several ministries and some have come to understand this truth. We serve God not due to doctrine but because we love Him as He first loved us. Doctrine are laws but Jesus and the Holy Spirit are LIBERTY IN LOVE.

This may be too deep for you to understand as all you see are doctrinal differences and to you that shows the weakness of the church...no that is weakness of men who wish to help Jesus finish his work or perfect the Church. Jesus does not need that Help. All He desires is for us to pay attention to the Holy Spirit for AS MANY AS ARE LED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOD THEY ARE THE SONS OF GOD.

Sacrifice, tolerance, temperance, patience are some of the uncomfortable aspects of this walk with Jesus so men try to use doctrine to streamline it but doctrine breeds pretense and divisions.

I am not a Religious believer...i am a believer who has a relationship with Jesus and not based on whatever Church i belong. If my church authority brings up a matter that goes against the teachings of Christ i always stand up and reject it. My service is to God and not men.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:
Atheism is not "There is No God"
Theism - There is(are) a God(s)

But A-theism is not there is no God

Interesting ... so what is it then ?
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide:
randomperson:
That's not true... Atheism is either a belief or an absence/rejection of a belief...
Atheism is not a Belief its a lack of belief or an Absence of Belief this video explains why it's so...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngw25LhsLfY
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by randomperson: 7:57pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:
So you noticed The Hypocrisy to?
The conceited ignorance of Christians is in layers... They believe they have the knowledge that God Exodus to the exclusion of atheists. Then they believe they have the true knowledge of the true God to the exclusion of other religions. Then they believe that their denomination is the one serving God the right way. Then even in the same branch, some people still believe they have the actual revelation... It's a while chain of arrogant delusions
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:58pm On Dec 14, 2016
randomperson:
The conceited ignorance of Christians is in layers... They believe they have the knowledge that God Exodus to the exclusion of atheists. Then they believe they have the true knowledge of the true God to the exclusion of other religions. Then they believe that their denomination is the one serving God the right way. Then even in the same branch, some people still believe they have the actual revelation... It's a while chain of arrogant delusions
I believe i have already answered this when i began by asking if you were stupid or something. Look up.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide:
KingEbukasBlog:
Theism - There is(are) a God(s)

But A-theism is not there is no God

Interesting ... so what is it then ?
Deicide:
Atheism is not a Belief its a lack of belief or an Absence of Belief this video explains why it's so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngw25LhsLfY
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:01pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:
Atheism is not a Belief its a lack of belief or an Absence of Belief


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrHH611qdAk
I hope you know Raelism , an atheist UFO religion , subscribe to Intelligent Design.

Anyway , atheism is a belief

Lack of belief or absence of belief are poor definitions - it falls under implicit atheism which has been criticized and proven to be a false type of atheism. Atheism requires an explicit conscious rejection of God(s) . It has to with declaration there are no gods .

Diagoras of Melos declared that there were no gods and he went down in history as the first atheist . Has he gone outside the universe and every possible dimension before he made this declaration ? No . So its a belief . He has no evidence that no gods exist but he declares there is none - so its a belief .
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:02pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
I believe i have already answered this when i began by asking if you were stupid or something. Look up.
grin grin grin cheesy
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 8:06pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
grin grin grin cheesy
cheesy wink Dem no dey hear word. Lack of understanding is akin to blindness.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by randomperson: 8:07pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Are you stupid or something? Where did i make such an allegation? Doctrine is man made. Jesus did not come to establish a doctrine. Any man who is preaching doctrine instead of Christ is on his own. The Message is Jesus and His love.

Every other thing is borne out of this love. If you preach tithe then those who wish to abide by it ought to do so in Love for God loves willingness and not compulsion. If you preach dressing then those who wish to abide by them should be based on love for God and not compulsion as anything that is not done willingly is a Sin.

You see, Jesus Unites but Doctrine divides. I have preached this message in several ministries and some have come to understand this truth. We serve God not due to doctrine but because we love Him as He first loved us. Doctrine are laws but Jesus and the Holy Spirit are LIBERTY IN LOVE.

This may be too deep for you to understand as all you see are doctrinal differences and to you that shows the weakness of the church...no that is weakness of men who wish to help Jesus finish his work or perfect the Church. Jesus does not need that Help. All He desires is for us to pay attention to the Holy Spirit for AS MANY AS ARE LED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOD THEY ARE THE SONS OF GOD.

Sacrifice, tolerance, temperance, patience are some of the uncomfortable aspects of this walk with Jesus so men try to use doctrine to streamline it but doctrine breeds pretense and divisions.

I am not a Religious believer...i am a believer who has a relationship with Jesus and not based on whatever Church i belong. If my church authority brings up a matter that goes against the teachings of Christ i always stand up and reject it. My service is to God and not men.
Sacrifice, tolerance, temperance, patience and all that shit... And your response to a question that exposes the deceit and hypocrisy of your belief is "Are you stupid?" Just like Bros J., right?
And the very idea of doctrines shows a lack of consensus by all churches which should be the case if u guys really have holy spirit... Why can't u just ask the holy spirit and stop doing doctrines
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 8:10pm On Dec 14, 2016
randomperson:
Sacrifice, tolerance, temperance, patience and all that shit... And your response to a question that exposes the deceit and hypocrisy of your belief is "Are you stupid?" Just like Bros J., right?
And the very idea of doctrines shows a lack of consensus by all churches which should be the case if u guys really have holy spirit... Why can't u just ask the holy spirit and stop doing doctrines
Indeed you are several shades of dolt.

I suppose my statement which clearly said that DOCTRINES ARE MAN MADE AS JESUS DID NOT COME TO ESTABLISH DOCTRINE was lost on you right? Yet you still mentioned the highlighted.

You guys are beyond blind to understanding and reason.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:11pm On Dec 14, 2016
dalaman:
Pre-incarnate Christ in Jewish stories abi? Well done.
That's how we Christians see it . Judaism sees it as metaphorical or as a theophany .

Other theophanies include

God's appearance as a burning bush , on Mount Sinai there was lightening and thunder , smoke , fire and trumpet sounds when Yahweh manifested etc

Since I said it was pre-incarnate Christ , its called a Christophany .
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:12pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
cheesy wink Dem no dey hear word. Lack of understanding is akin to blindness.
As in eh grin grin
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 8:14pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
As in eh grin grin
I just cannot fathom how someone who claims to be more intelligent than theists are would find it difficult understanding simple english but we theists understand their own words perfectly. So who is the dumdum here?
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:18pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
I just cannot fathom how someone who claims to be more intelligent than theists are would find it difficult understanding simple english but we theists understand their own words perfectly. So who is the dumdum here?
I think they clearly understand but they choose to be disingenuous . They'll be like "of what gain is it to accept that I'm wrong" . That's why they keep bloviating , mocking and ridiculing .
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by randomperson: 8:18pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Indeed you are several shades of dolt.

I suppose my statement which clearly said that DOCTRINES ARE MAN MADE AS JESUS DID NOT COME TO ESTABLISH DOCTRINE was lost on you right? Yet you still mentioned the highlighted.

You guys are beyond blind to understanding and reason.
If u can't comprehend a simple comment in English language, u humbly ask for explanation and not try to conceal your cognitive failings with arrogance...
Did I dispute that doctrines are man made? Am saying why does man have to make doctrines when there is the holy spirit.. Or your church doesn't have doctrines??
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 8:19pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
I hope you know Raelism , an atheist UFO religion , subscribe to Intelligent Design.
Lol you Didn't Even watch the Video it wasn't talking about Intelligence design well that was the wrong video my bad this one is the Right one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngw25LhsLfY
Anyway , atheism is a belief

Lack of belief or absence of belief are poor definitions - it falls under implicit atheism which has been criticized and proven to be a false type of atheism. Atheism requires an explicit conscious rejection of God(s) . It has to with declaration there are no gods .

Diagoras of Melos declared that there were no gods and he went down in history as the first atheist . Has he gone outside the universe and every possible dimension before he made this declaration ? No . So its a belief . He has no evidence that no gods exist but he declares there is none - so its a belief .
The Video Above Explains Everything don't Let ignorance prevent you From watching it...
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide:
Randomperson i have modified the Video the other one was the wrong one.. grin i implore every atheist here to watch that Video when they have the chance..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngw25LhsLfY
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:23pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:
Lol you Didn't Even watch the Video it wasn't talking about Intelligence design well that was the wrong video my bad this one is the Right one


The Video Above Explains Everything don't Let ignorance prevent you From watching it...
Bro , I don't need to watch a video to understand what I personally researched on . Its all circumlocution without actually making any point . Atheism is a belief and I showed you how .

I expected you to confute my explanation . Prove me wrong .
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by dalaman: 8:24pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
That's how we Christians see it . Judaism sees it as metaphorical or as a theophany .

Other theophanies include

God's appearance as a burning bush , on Mount Sinai there was lightening and thunder , smoke , fire and trumpet sounds when Yahweh manifested etc

Since I said it was pre-incarnate Christ , its called a Christophany .
That is how you as Ebuka sees it. Many christians have no problem interpreting it literally.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by OtemWonyahweh: 8:24pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:

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If Yahweh was So strong Moses would not even be able to see his back in His Glory it's either otemanuduno was Right that Yahweh was trying to Play Tricks Or Yahweh just lied to Moses and then played a Trick
Deorum 11: 6-8:
6. And Faulkin(Yeshua) appeared as a fire burning a shrub, but the shrub remained as if it was not affected by the heat of the fire. And Moussa was attracted by it. And he came close to the shrubs. And Faulkin(Yeshua) spoke, saying, remain where you are. For this is a place where the Holy God has landed upon.
7. And Moussa asked who he was and he said I AM WHO I AM, because he did not want to mention that he was Faulkin(Yeshua), the first-born of all creatures, because he would not be respected; for many called him the son of a fish.
8. Then Faulkin(Yeshua) told Moussa to help him out to perform a mission.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 8:29pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Bro , I don't need to watch a video to understand what I personally researched on . Its all circumlocution without actually making any point . Atheism is a belief and I showed you how .

I expected you to confute my explanation . Prove me wrong .

That's why i provided you With the Video watch and learn it clearly explains Atheism though denial after watching it is welcomed..
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:29pm On Dec 14, 2016
dalaman:
That is how you as Ebuka sees it. Many christians have no problem interpreting it literally.
Christians may interpret it literally but they may not know the proper terms to describe it .

God is a Spirit , immaterial , non human , invisible - every Christian knows this - and His appearance to Moses means he appeared in human form ( Theophany ) . But its delineation is Christophany .

You dig ?
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by dalaman: 8:33pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Christians may interpret it literally but they may not know the proper terms to describe it .

God is a Spirit , immaterial , non human , invisible - every Christian knows this - and His appearance to Moses means he appeared in human form ( Theophany ) . But its delineation is Christophany .

You dig ?
Ebuka and his terminologies. The God of the bible claims he created humans in his own image and likeness. Obviously he has body parts like humans which he always talks about in the bible. The metaphorical expression is that of theologians that are not happy with that expression of portrayal of God.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:37pm On Dec 14, 2016
dalaman:
Ebuka and his terminologies. The God of the bible claims he created humans in his own image and likeness. Obviously he has body parts like humans which he always talks about in the bible. The metaphorical expression is that of theologians that are not happy with that expression of portrayal of God.
No sir . This is what it means to be created in God's image and likeness

KingEbukasBlog:
In the past I thought it was physical likeness but I discovered I was wrong as I read widely.It has to do with mental , social , moral likeness . We are intelligent , we know good or evil and we can interact socially . God is omniscient , God knows good and evil and God has a social nature in the sense that he interacts with men and intervenes in the affairs of men . And before he created men the trinity communed among themselves and they had the angels at some point .
KingEbukasBlog:
The image of God also referred to the immaterial part of man which is the spirit of man and of course we don't know how that looks like . Forget the movies grin. Remember that God is a spirit - immaterial .
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 8:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
randomperson:
If u can't comprehend a simple comment in English language, u humbly ask for explanation and not try to conceal your cognitive failings with arrogance...
Did I dispute that doctrines are man made? Am saying why does man have to make doctrines when there is the holy spirit.. Or your church doesn't have doctrines??
I am forced to repost this because it is clear you lack the very rudiments of understanding

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Are you stupid or something? Where did i make such an allegation? Doctrine is man made. Jesus did not come to establish a doctrine. Any man who is preaching doctrine instead of Christ is on his own. The Message is Jesus and His love.

Every other thing is borne out of this love. If you preach tithe then those who wish to abide by it ought to do so in Love for God loves willingness and not compulsion. If you preach dressing then those who wish to abide by them should be based on love for God and not compulsion as anything that is not done willingly is a Sin.

You see, Jesus Unites but Doctrine divides. I have preached this message in several ministries and some have come to understand this truth. We serve God not due to doctrine but because we love Him as He first loved us. Doctrine are laws but Jesus and the Holy Spirit are LIBERTY IN LOVE.

This may be too deep for you to understand as all you see are doctrinal differences and to you that shows the weakness of the church...no that is weakness of men who wish to help Jesus finish his work or perfect the Church. Jesus does not need that Help. All He desires is for us to pay attention to the Holy Spirit for AS MANY AS ARE LED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOD THEY ARE THE SONS OF GOD.

Sacrifice, tolerance, temperance, patience are some of the uncomfortable aspects of this walk with Jesus so men try to use doctrine to streamline it but doctrine breeds pretense and divisions.


I am not a Religious believer...i am a believer who has a relationship with Jesus and not based on whatever Church i belong. If my church authority brings up a matter that goes against the teachings of Christ i always stand up and reject it. My service is to God and not men.
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Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 8:48pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Bro , I don't need to watch a video to understand what I personally researched on . Its all circumlocution without actually making any point . Atheism is a belief and I showed you how .

I expected you to confute my explanation . Prove me wrong .
Even he who claims to be an atheist is depending on another persons definition to convince himself of what it is. He cannot employ his own ability to research and understand leanings. Which is why they fail to realize that there are atheists who believe in some of the things theists believe just like seun who said the other day that SOME parts of the Bible are TRUE
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by dalaman: 8:51pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
No sir . This is what it means to be created in God's image and likeness
That is your opinion and I respect it but when you read the bible you see where God himself talks about his body parts like his hands, eyes and even his clothing. He has a voice, he sees, feels etc. Are you denying those things written inside the bible of giving them.your own interpretation?
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