chumaster:
you aren't gullible to believe that, are you?

I don't even know what 'babes' mean

segunk1:


Lmao! That's y I said lemme consult the Chu-Oracle before digesting that

kapable75:
Mua olingo okwia?
jalingo is sha fine and your wife timi(not temi) is perhaps fine. she was first posted to karim lamido perhaps because of her redeployment that did not pull through but she sha later got reposted to jalingo because i saw her during documentation.

chumaster:
you aren't gullible to believe that, are you?

I don't even know what 'babes' mean

kapable75:
lion king

segunk1:

Oracle-chumaster ooooooohhh tuoyor. The lioness king

chumaster:
Whose wifeit seems they actually punished people who applied for redeployment in camp, cos almost all the people I know that were posted to bad places all applied for redeploymt

chumaster:
smh

segunk1:


Lool see as you dey mention looters like say na u wan go complain give govt with cogent evidence wey you don gather, u better leave those ones cos na dem dem dey power ooh, na some where korobution dey star, see body able man like you don begin lobby for red cross for pre-camp, wetin make d females and people wey no strong reach you com join, if. Na you be buratai ehn hmmm I sure say if war come na that time you go run enter hospital say na medcine you study for school + na condition make u join army.

kapable75:
So you no no, i thank God say your own case dey average if not better.

kapable75:
Heaven weeps for you!

purplish:


Abeg who friend epp But my own is the ppa gist. How true is that one?

chumaster:
I hope you did with a He-goat weighing 300pounds

Chriswazo:


, look at this man o, before nko? oya which one you wan ma i join? Man O'war or camp security, which one? If someone like you that weighs above 100kg faint, na ladies red cross go carry you? . Oga i have decided, if you want amr, come collect am o

guruvicawelt:
na skul them post u? i noticed most medical student were posted to ikom and twas ppa related to der field.. i really wanted dah ikom, cus i heard its a big town, tho tried running it with my Li buh d guy said its hard re-posting someone to another LGA. the nearest town to dah village na ugeb, with all d bad tinz i heard about dah place d place seemed nice with beautiful babe, dah was were i lodged for two days with RCCF, i would have even preferred i was posted there atleast its rite @ d middle of cross river 2hrs to calaber and like 1hr to obubra.. mehn i heard from obudu to calaber z 8hrs? how true and how many hours did it take u guyz from obubra to obudu(make i do d calculation)

Abacharles:
no be sch dem post me o, na obudu fire Station and it is right in the middle of obudu town, the only issue is light as I heard they run the whole town with a generator wey dn rundown cos of corruption. omo obudu to obubra na die o took us roughly 7hrs and the road bad, heard obudu to calabar is like 9 hrs drive sha

chumaster:
but last last, I go still redeploy outa of Taraba. While researching abt the state, I noticed that HIV is most prevalent in Taraba than any other state in Nigeria followed by its neighbour Benue. The state no work abeg, na Guinea corn full there

kapable75:
You need to redeploy since you no dey keep your third leg for one place

segunk1:


Inshort with 3kegs of palm wine and a keg of palm oil too.

chumaster:
where you see money buy keg of palm oil Poor man like you

segunk1:


Don't say that again bro, am very rich Inshort order anything for my neck I go pay and Don't mention to thank me

chumaster:
story.
You think that people only contact Hiv via sex, what about barbing/hair dressing salons even if you have your own clipper the barbers hands nko?, what about hospitals(esp those substandard hospitals I saw there that do not adhere to safety precautions)?

As for third leg of a thing, guy forget o me na virgin and I am proud of it.
I hardly talk to ladies physically

Abi you expect me to mingle with those primitive village girls Mbanu!



Me know say na whining you dey sha

kapable75:
True confession mixed with lies and deciet and offered to the gods of firewood to be burned totally in the absence of oxygen and never to be seen again

purplish:
Emmyk is fine oh

sonymax16:
Guys, how many corpers make up a platoon?

chumaster:
it depends on the number of pcms posted to the state for that stream. The number is shared among 10 platoons

Mikkyjay17:
LIFE AS A CORP MEMBER IN CAMP AND THE PRIMARY PLACE OF ASSIGNMENT

To all those that usually occupy like 5 chairs, just to reserve seat for their friends during SAED lectures, I hope you now work in a restaurant where you make seat reservations for customers.

To all those guys that would occupy 2 chairs and when a fellow guy ask them for a seat, they will refuse but will gladly give the seat to a girl….I hope you are now married to the girl.

To all those who did “eye service” in camp and forming familiarity with the camp staffs and soldiers in order to be posted to a good place for PPA….I hope you now work at Shell Petroleum plc.

To all those who hustled for every post in camp-Platoon leader, social leader, sport leader, room leader, toilet leader…I hope you were finally retained in camp.

To those people wey carry parade for head, marching from morning till night screaming Prey shun!… I hope you have now been enlisted into the Nigerian Army.

To those who seriously paid attention to the SAED lectures…. I hope you still remember everything you were taught.

To those people who were forming O.B.O at mamee market that night after the first allowee paid…. I hope you still have change (Not Buhari’s change).

To those who suddenly don’t drink pure water (sachet water) again when they were in camp… I hope you are still consistent with buying bottle water.

To girls forming posh in camp… I hope you have been able to attract Van vicker.

To those announcers at OBS, forming foreign accent, I hope you now broadcast 10’o clock news at channel TV.

To those people who stayed coded, observing on ghost mode….Imma dey hail oooo.

This is a beginning of another life after camp.