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18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 12:40am On Dec 31, 2016*

For we that were admitted this year,i would want us to look back how we'll fought to enter the nigerian uni.
1.Running to buy 2016 jamb form in 2015 before it finish

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 12:44am On Dec 31, 2016

2.2016 Just began,you and ur padi deciding course and uni to choose this year

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by GoodyOG: 12:46am On Dec 31, 2016

ffollowing...

Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 12:47am On Dec 31, 2016*

3.But your mother will not let you be,if u are conservating on phone or chatting with dat sheepish smile on ur face she will be shouting "this is the 5th Benji remember" You be like "...cant pesin smile a smile again? hiia..."

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 12:49am On Dec 31, 2016

4 But Jamb is getting closer,and u cant afford to fail for the sixth time

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 12:51am On Dec 31, 2016*

5.You now decided to ask ur padi if he knows any cheat site or guru site to help u with expo "Sodiq,dakun epp me"

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 12:55am On Dec 31, 2016

6.You were assured expo on ur exam only for you to here that,that your friend that will give u the link had travelled to the village and u dnt av his number

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 12:59am On Dec 31, 2016

7.Quick,quick u gave ur life to Chirst,fasting,praying and jacking

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:00am On Dec 31, 2016*

8.And on your exam day..."anywhich way na way,that is why Jesus died for me",ur prayer point will be like "i cover dis monitor,c.p.u,mouse,keyboard,table,waya,and chair with the blood of Jesus

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:02am On Dec 31, 2016*

9.Your friend said result is out but you be like "Only God no d one twenty sumtin i go get dis year again"...

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:04am On Dec 31, 2016

10.You sha have to check it and now...

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:12am On Dec 31, 2016

11. OMG! The way you run out of the cafe even without paying

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:15am On Dec 31, 2016

12. Person will not hear word again,any discussion pertaining jamb score you just "jump" in and start saying "Jamb's simple,i scored 254" meanwhile na tumbo tumbo save u o

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:20am On Dec 31, 2016*

13. Around July u heard that they've scrapped/cancel POST JAMB/UTME. You be like "i love u adamu adamu,i love u buhari,eheen! this is the change we were talking about,how can we write jamb exam and post jamb exam again?. Abeg Scrapping joo takeover"

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by coolebux(m): 1:22am On Dec 31, 2016

E wan mek me laff but I hol myself.

Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:28am On Dec 31, 2016

14. JAMB abi MALLAM ADAMU removed Ogbeni Dibu and instal Alfa Ishaq You be like "notin consign me,make UNILAG sha call persin maa resume,na im be the koko now"

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:34am On Dec 31, 2016

15. Jamb just wake up one day and start using waec/neco as deteminant factor in calculating the new post jamb score. And you have double sitting filled from C to F. You be like "adamu and u tink those 7virgins are waiting for you in paradise?"

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:37am On Dec 31, 2016

16. But U manage scale but in place of Medicine you choosed you were given "Yoruba Engineering"

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:44am On Dec 31, 2016*

17. And everyone at home have prefixed ur name mostly Ur Mum.They start calling you "Benji OmoUnifasiti","Kadija the Undagraduasan" and u be like "stop it joo,u're making me shaming shy","stop the flaterage jo"

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by larabae13(f): 1:46am On Dec 31, 2016

Lol

Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:46am On Dec 31, 2016

18. Now u want to get ur goal straight you be like "now i gat to leave the hood,i have to follow my dream" which i know would turn out positive.

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 1:52am On Dec 31, 2016

The hustle was real for we 2016 Jambitoes,congrat to the selected and may the Creator remember the rest. if only we all can push this to white house
HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE THE SWEETEST-NAIRALAND FAMILY

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(op): 2:02am On Dec 31, 2016

coolebux:
E wan mek me laff but I hol myself.

LOL... BETA RAFF

Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by Legacyltd: 6:56am On Dec 31, 2016

Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by caniva(m): 6:56am On Dec 31, 2016

Counting down to MMM

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by LordDecency(m): 6:57am On Dec 31, 2016

After Earnings 300 Unfortunately You Can't Find your name on the admission portal.... huh

Just When You Feel Like Wailing huh

Olevel Always Caution You ... grin

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by Agulimah: 6:59am On Dec 31, 2016

So unfunny and am not even kidding

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by Jamean(f): 7:02am On Dec 31, 2016

caniva:
Counting down to MMM

No let hypertension kill you. Una go use withdrawals crash the thing finally

Agulimah:
So unfunny and am not even kidding

Next time when you see thread wey no concern you, next. It seemed like a silly joke up there but the UME students know what they really went through.

Obviously you have greater worries that smiling is now very expensive.

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Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by akandry: 7:03am On Dec 31, 2016

You try (yawn) tongue

Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by brightahia(m): 7:04am On Dec 31, 2016

Nice quote and most Jambites did most of d aforementioned processes especially the
"tumbo tumbo" pattern of guessing answers

may Jamb epp the upcoming jambito IJN

Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by mbscholars: 7:05am On Dec 31, 2016

Very funny huh it wasn't easy then.

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Happy new year in advance .

Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by samwayne154(m): 7:05am On Dec 31, 2016

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