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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a N1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a N2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and N3,000,000.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do'?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'Then you try again.'

ABASUTIN:
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a N1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a N2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and N3,000,000.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do'?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'Then you try again.'

nice bro... very funny..

money answers all things fa

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That awkward moment when you are laughing with your crush and suddenly one big catarrh just comot for your nose!
LORD TAKE MY SOUL!!!

Cletus77:
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That awkward moment when you are laughing with your crush and suddenly one big catarrh just comot for your nose!
LORD TAKE MY SOUL!!!

lol....funny

MykOnyxo:
nice bro... very funny..
money answers all things fa

o yes (I'm a female)

MykOnyxo:
nice bro... very funny..
money answers all things fa

o yes (I'm a female not bro... thanks)

ABASUTIN:
o yes (I'm a female not bro... thanks)

I'm sorry about that... r u a comedienne?

MykOnyxo:
I'm sorry about that... r u a comedienne?

Not professionally, but to some extent

ABASUTIN:
Not professionally, but to some extent

cool