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I saw adverts about this Toyota Tacoma they were selling, they advertised it's many awesome features, so I made up my mind to go and get this wonderful car.

I reached the place, went in and saw the seller, and the following conversation ensued.

Me: hello, I am here for the Toyota Tacoma.

Seller: hey there, yes welcome, you must have heard a lot about this car.

Me: of course, and I'm interested, so can I see the car?

Seller: not so fast, but here is a document containing every history of this car...

Me: a document? OK, let me see.

*Sat down and read it all..*

Me: wow, such a great car I must say, so can I now see it?

Seller: calm down, you'll have to pay 36million naira for it before you see it

Me: how am I supposed to pay for something I've never seen? How sure am I that I'll even like it after seeing it?

Seller: but there is the document where every details about the car is written..

Me: why can't you just show me the car? How am I even to know that this said car exists?

Seller: are you trying to say the Toyota Tacoma doesn't exist? A car I drive daily? OK if this car doesn't exist? How did I get to this office?

Me: well you could have used a taxi, a bike?

Seller: what are you insinuating? That I came here with a taxi? Is that even possible? The color of the car is even red,why can't you just believe? Pay first and get the car.

*Another seller walks in*

Seller2: what's going on here?

Seller: he came for the Toyota Tacoma and he doesn't believe it exists, that he wants to see it first.

Me: of course I want to see it, is it so hard to show me proof of the car's existence?

Seller: but I've shown you the documented evidence?

Me: so I should take your word for the existence of something you drive everyday? Why can't you just show me the Damn car!

Seller2: Can you prove the car doesn't exist?

Me: but the burden of proof isn't on me, am not making any claims here..

Seller2: of course the car exists, I drive this car daily, it is blue in color...

Seller: no it's Red and I drive it daily..

Me: woah.. Different description of a car you all claim to see daily?

*another seller walks in*

Seller3: why the noise? What's going on here?

Seller2 and seller: look at this young man, he doesn't believe the Toyota Tacoma exists?

Seller3: whaaat? How can anyone rational not believe in the Toyota Tacoma? I just finished driving the car just now, it's an awesome green car..

Seller: no it's red.

Seller2: it's blue..

Me: woah, right, can I just see the car?.

Seller3: sorry, you don't get to see the car unless you've paid..

Me: if you all have different descriptions of this car, how am I supposed to believe it exists?

Seller2: just because we have different descriptions, does that mean the car doesn't exist?

Me: well then you can just show me the car..

Seller: you are to pay first..


Me: OK, have a nice day with your red, green and blue Toyota Tacoma, am leaving..

Seller: once you leave here, the offer is off the table, and you'll be beaten for eternity for not buying this wonderful awesome car..

Me: WTF?? It's now compulsory for me to buy this car?

Seller: it's not compulsory! It's a choice, you have to choose, buy it or suffer, just choose!!!

Me: OK if I pay for this car, will I get it now?

Seller2: no, not now, just have faith, the car will be shipped to you.

Me: when?

Seller3: when the time comes..

Me: to hell with you and your car, am out!!

*went out and met an evangelist *

Evangelist: there is a special mansion being built for you in Heaven, repent now and inherit your mansion.

Me: well can I see it first?

Evangelist: no, you just have to believe, here is a holy book that contains all about this heaven and God, you will see heaven when you die..

Me: WTF??

Evangelist: and if you don't believe in God or this heaven, when you die you'll burn for eternity..

Me: FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YOUUU!

Cc: Darkmatter2525

hahn, jonbellion, 4kings, hopefulLandlord, felixomor, KingEbukasBlog..

Hahahahahahahahaha
and you'll receive the Tacoma after you're dead

And the Tacoma will hit you on the road if you do not believe it exists and pay for it

And it loves you

Great!

Still on this argument.

Let's for a moment thank nothingness for having no powers , no properties , no compositions yet the universe in its grandeur pulled out from it just like that .

Lol
Spot on

"Religious thinking" gave rise to 89 percent of Nobel Laureates and Christianity owns 65.4 percent of Nobel Laureates .

Who exactly is to be mocked ?

benzics:
I saw adverts about this Toyota Tacoma they were selling, they advertised it's many awesome features, so I made up my mind to go and get this wonderful car.

I reached the place, went in and saw the seller, and the following conversation ensued.

Me: hello, I am here for the Toyota Tacoma.

Seller: hey there, yes welcome, you must have heard a lot about this car.

Me: of course, and I'm interested, so can I see the car?

Seller: not so fast, but here is a document containing every history of this car...

Me: a document? OK, let me see.

*Sat down and read it all..*

Me: wow, such a great car I must say, so can I now see it?

Seller: calm down, you'll have to pay 36million naira for it before you see it

Me: how am I supposed to pay for something I've never seen? How sure am I that I'll even like it after seeing it?

Seller: but there is the document where every details about the car is written..

Me: why can't you just show me the car? How am I even to know that this said car exists?

Seller: are you trying to say the Toyota Tacoma doesn't exist? A car I drive daily? OK if this car doesn't exist? How did I get to this office?

Me: well you could have used a taxi, a bike?

Seller: what are you insinuating? That I came here with a taxi? Is that even possible? The color of the car is even red,why can't you just believe? Pay first and get the car.

*Another seller walks in*

Seller2: what's going on here?

Seller: he came for the Toyota Tacoma and he doesn't believe it exists, that he wants to see it first.

Me: of course I want to see it, is it so hard to show me proof of the car's existence?

Seller: but I've shown you the documented evidence?

Me: so I should take your word for the existence of something you drive everyday? Why can't you just show me the Damn car!

Seller2: Can you prove the car doesn't exist?

Me: but the burden of proof isn't on me, am not making any claims here..

Seller2: of course the car exists, I drive this car daily, it is blue in color...

Seller: no it's Red and I drive it daily..

Me: woah.. Different description of a car you all claim to see daily?

*another seller walks in*

Seller3: why the noise? What's going on here?

Seller2 and seller: look at this young man, he doesn't believe the Toyota Tacoma exists?

Seller3: whaaat? How can anyone rational not believe in the Toyota Tacoma? I just finished driving the car just now, it's an awesome green car..

Seller: no it's red.

Seller2: it's blue..

Me: woah, right, can I just see the car?.

Seller3: sorry, you don't get to see the car unless you've paid..

Me: if you all have different descriptions of this car, how am I supposed to believe it exists?

Seller2: just because we have different descriptions, does that mean the car doesn't exist?

Me: well then you can just show me the car..

Seller: you are to pay first..


Me: OK, have a nice day with your red, green and blue Toyota Tacoma, am leaving..

Seller: once you leave here, the offer is off the table, and you'll be beaten for eternity for not buying this wonderful awesome car..

Me: WTF?? It's now compulsory for me to buy this car?

Seller: it's not compulsory! It's a choice, you have to choose, buy it or suffer, just choose!!!

Me: to hell with you and your car, am out!!

*went out and met an evangelist *

Evangelist: there is a special mansion being built for you in Heaven, repent now and inherit your mansion.

Me: well can I see it first?

Evangelist: no, you just have to believe, here is a holy book that contains all about this heaven and God, you will see heaven when you die..

Me: WTF??

Evangelist: and if you don't believe in God or this heaven, when you die you'll burn for eternity..

Me: FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YOUUU!

hahn, jonbellion, 4kings, hopefulLandlord, felixomor, KingEbukasBlog..

The transcript from........-dark matter's- vlog on Youtube.

Nice peice.....but you should have given credit to where you got the Content from......

you must buy the car else you trek for lif
if you buy it,you must like it so your money wont go in vain
if you buy it, you may see it is a diffrent colour wh4te.

jonbellion:
Lol
Spot on

Spot on indeed !

oteneaaron:
The transcript from........-dark matter's- vlog on Youtube.

Nice peice.....but you should have given credit to where you got the Content from......

Yeah

KingEbukaNaija:
Spot on indeed !

What's this one saying? How does being intelligent got to do with your belief?

benzics:
What's this one saying? How does being intelligent got to do with your belief?

I think this should help

KingEbukaNaija:
I think this should help

Angry at "god"? Lol, is that what you think?

To your 2nd pic, the only irrationality I see there is believing, and then thinking you KNOW that one god created the universe.. .

What proof do you have that one god created the universe?

KingEbukaNaija:
Let's for a moment thank nothingness for having no powers , no properties , no compositions yet the universe in its grandeur pulled out from it just like that .

Let's for a moment thank nothingness for having no powers , no properties , no compositions yet GOD in his grandeur pulled out from it just like that .

Logic

benzics:
Let's for a moment thank nothingness for having no powers , no properties , no compositions yet GOD in his grandeur pulled out from it just like that .

Logic

loooollllll smackdown

I now expect ad hoc rescue from our apologist

"He's outside time and space"

"He exists outside the law of cause and effect"

"He created time and space"

they don't even know how dumb it all sounds

KingEbukaNaija:
Spot on indeed !

repeat after me:
The truth is not a popularity contest

benzics:
Let's for a moment thank nothingness for having no powers , no properties , no compositions yet GOD in his grandeur pulled out from it just like that .

Logic

KingEbukasBlog
What
The
Absolute
Bleep
Is wrong in saying I don't know

KingEbukaNaija:
"Religious thinking" gave rise to 89 percent of Nobel Laureates and Christianity owns 65.4 percent of Nobel Laureates .

Who exactly is to be mocked ?

What a daft comment!

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Religious people are in the majority so they must dominate most if not all spheres of endeavour. Religious people would naturally also constitute the highest number of rapists, thieves, embezzlers, and all other categories of criminals. The fact that non-religious people can take up to 11% of Nobel Laureates(that's if your figures are even correct as I know you have included people like Einstein in your statistics) is proof that non-religiousity correlates with intelligence.

Ranchhoddas:
What a daft comment!

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Religious people are in the majority so they must dominate most if not all spheres of endeavour. Religious people would naturally also constitute the highest number of rapists, thieves, embezzlers, and all other categories of criminals. The fact that non-religious people can take up to 11% of Nobel Laureates(that's if your figures are even true as I know you have included people like Einstein in your statistics) is proof the non-religiousity correlates with intelligence.

looooool
King EbukasBlog sef

Ranchhoddas:
What a daft comment!

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Religious people are in the majority so they must dominate most if not all spheres of endeavour. Religious people would naturally also constitute the highest number of rapists, thieves, embezzlers, and all other categories of criminals. The fact that non-religious people can take up to 11% of Nobel Laureates(that's if your figures are even true as I know you have included people like Einstein in your statistics) is proof the non-religiousity correlates with intelligence.

looooool
KingEbukasBlog sef

Ranchhoddas:
What a daft comment!

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Religious people are in the majority so they must dominate most if not all spheres of endeavour. Religious people would naturally also constitute the highest number of rapists, thieves, embezzlers, and all other categories of criminals. The fact that non-religious people can take up to 11% of Nobel Laureates(that's if your figures are even correct as I know you have included people like Einstein in your statistics) is proof that non-religiousity correlates with intelligence.

Moronic comment .

Christians are 32 percent of the population while atheists , agnostics , freethinkers and the non religious have 16 percent of the world's population -that's half of it - yet Christians have 65.4 percent of the Nobel Prize laureates and the aforementioned trio have just 10.4 percent .

Go back to school!

hopefulLandlord:
loooollllll smackdown

I now expect ad hoc rescue from our apologist

"He's outside time and space"
"He created time and space"

Since God transcends time and space as its creator then He is not contained or affected by those .

hopefulLandlord:
"He exists outside the law of cause and effect"

God as a self existent being - uncaused .

And by the way infinite regress of causes is a logical impossiblity

hopefulLandlord:
they don't even know how dumb it all sounds

Calling you intelligent is a travesty on logic and reasoning .

You are ****

benzics:
Let's for a moment thank nothingness for having no powers , no properties , no compositions yet GOD in his grandeur pulled out from it just like that .

Logic

You had 2 likes for this idiotic unreasonable "rejoinder" ?

Wow !

benzics:
What proof do you have that one god created the universe?

Physical laws can't create anything , the universe can't come from nothing ,the universe creating itself is a logical absurdity , infinite regress of causes is a logical impossibility . I can go and on and on .

KingEbukasBlog:
Moronic comment .

Christians are 32 percent of the population while atheists , agnostics , freethinkers and the non religious have 16 percent of the world's population -that's half of it - yet Christians have 65.4 percent of the Nobel Prize laureates and the aforementioned trio have just 10.4 percent .

Go back to school!

Your tactic is just down right deceitful, you are trying to circumvent logic to aid your views as usual.
First of all the atheist population of today cannot be compared to those at the time of the Nobel prize's inception.
Meaning: you're comparing atheist population today to account for an award that started way back in early 1900's a period of time known for it's high Christian population in the western world, where "coincidentally" most of the scientific research were carried out, since the eastern nations were still developing.

And to piss you off more just because I can.
Accounting for their population size Jews have won more Nobel prizes than christians.
Jews have won 20% of Nobel prizes although their population has never surpassed 100 million compared to Christianity's mammoth population.

Your illogical tactic has failed.

KingEbukaNaija:
Physical laws can't create anything , the universe can't come from nothing ,the universe creating itself is a logical absurdity , infinite regress of causes is a logical impossibility . I can go and on and on .

God was always there is the height of puerile thinking.
How can something exist in nothingness?

Then it cannot be nothingness for something is occupying it and if it is not nothingness then who created it for God to occupy in the first place?
You see.
Shitty logic

Look KingEbukasBlog we are all at the sane page
We have no fucking clue of what was the cause of the universe
The end
You think you do but you don't
You're just filling up your ignorance with (not "God") but the Abrahamic god which btw is one of the most illogical gods ever conceived by mankind

Lennycool:
Your tactic is just down right deceitful, you are trying to circumvent logic to aid your views as usual.
First of all the atheist population of today cannot be compared to those at the time of the Nobel prize's inception.
Meaning: you're comparing atheist population today to account for an award that started way back in early 1900's a period of time known for it's high Christian population in the western world, where "coincidentally" most of the scientific research were carried out, since the eastern nations were still developing.

And to piss you off more just because I can.
Accounting for their population size Jews have won more Nobel prizes than christians.
Jews have won 20% of Nobel prizes although their population has never surpassed 100 million compared to Christianity's mammoth population.

Your illogical tactic has failed.

Lol .

Have you forgotten that the communist governments in numerous countries imposed atheism on people . USSR , China , North Korea and close to 30 other countries had communist governments that suppressed the growth of religious people . Even pogroms were carried out against the Jews . And even thousands Christians and Jews were incarcerated within that period .

Why do you think atheists proliferated ? Thank your communist governments far that .

The religious people were killed in millions yet they still had 89 percent of Nobel Prize awards since 1900s

Plus as at 1996 only 3 percent of Mensa members were atheists and over 40 percent were Christians

Don't forget :

Lennycool:
God was always there is the height of puerile thinking.
How can something exist in nothingness?

Then it cannot be nothingness for something is occupying it and if it is not nothingness then who created it for God to occupy in the first place?
You see.
Shitty logic

Theists don't say that absolute nothingness exist because God is something . We say that God brought the universe into being .

Easy with the strawman .

jonbellion:
Look KingEbukasBlog we are all at the sane page
We have no fucking clue of what was the cause of the universe
The end

Admitting the universe has a cause means you are affirming what the theists say about the universe having a creator since it was caused : The Cosmological Argument .

You have been acknowledging the existence of God all these while

KingEbukasBlog:
[s]Admitting the universe has a cause means you are affirming what the theists say that the universe has a creator since it was caused : The Cosmological Argument .

You have been acknowledging the existence of God all these while [/s]

urrrgh!
*facepalm*