₦airaland Forum

dalaman:
The bible tells us how Yahweh allegedly created the universe. KingEbukasBlog has refused to accept that account. Instead he created his own account and said the one written inside the bile is a misconception. How deluded can one be.

Now h is asking you if the universe has no creator. You don't know buy you know for sure that Yahweh didn't create the universe. According to Yahweh he created a fictitious universe in the bible that isn't our own. A creation account that he himself has refused to accept.

Lennycool:
How the hell should I know.

KingEbukasBlog:
There is no such thing as 'religious God'. All we have are religious concepts of God .

KingEbukasBlog:
You don't know ? How are you then an atheist ?! Or should I define atheism for you ... again ?

benzics:
I saw adverts about this Toyota Tacoma they were selling, they advertised it's many awesome features, so I made up my mind to go and get this wonderful car.

I reached the place, went in and saw the seller, and the following conversation ensued.

Me: hello, I am here for the Toyota Tacoma.

Seller: hey there, yes welcome, you must have heard a lot about this car.

Me: of course, and I'm interested, so can I see the car?

Seller: not so fast, but here is a document containing every history of this car...

Me: a document? OK, let me see.

*Sat down and read it all..*

Me: wow, such a great car I must say, so can I now see it?

Seller: calm down, you'll have to pay 36million naira for it before you see it

Me: how am I supposed to pay for something I've never seen? How sure am I that I'll even like it after seeing it?

Seller: but there is the document where every details about the car is written..

Me: why can't you just show me the car? How am I even to know that this said car exists?

Seller: are you trying to say the Toyota Tacoma doesn't exist? A car I drive daily? OK if this car doesn't exist? How did I get to this office?

Me: well you could have used a taxi, a bike?

Seller: what are you insinuating? That I came here with a taxi? Is that even possible? The color of the car is even red,why can't you just believe? Pay first and get the car.

*Another seller walks in*

Seller2: what's going on here?

Seller: he came for the Toyota Tacoma and he doesn't believe it exists, that he wants to see it first.

Me: of course I want to see it, is it so hard to show me proof of the car's existence?

Seller: but I've shown you the documented evidence?

Me: so I should take your word for the existence of something you drive everyday? Why can't you just show me the Damn car!

Seller2: Can you prove the car doesn't exist?

Me: but the burden of proof isn't on me, am not making any claims here..

Seller2: of course the car exists, I drive this car daily, it is blue in color...

Seller: no it's Red and I drive it daily..

Me: woah.. Different description of a car you all claim to see daily?

*another seller walks in*

Seller3: why the noise? What's going on here?

Seller2 and seller: look at this young man, he doesn't believe the Toyota Tacoma exists?

Seller3: whaaat? How can anyone rational not believe in the Toyota Tacoma? I just finished driving the car just now, it's an awesome green car..

Seller: no it's red.

Seller2: it's blue..

Me: woah, right, can I just see the car?.

Seller3: sorry, you don't get to see the car unless you've paid..

Me: if you all have different descriptions of this car, how am I supposed to believe it exists?

Seller2: just because we have different descriptions, does that mean the car doesn't exist?

Me: well then you can just show me the car..

Seller: you are to pay first..


Me: OK, have a nice day with your red, green and blue Toyota Tacoma, am leaving..

Seller: once you leave here, the offer is off the table, and you'll be beaten for eternity for not buying this wonderful awesome car..

Me: WTF?? It's now compulsory for me to buy this car?

Seller: it's not compulsory! It's a choice, you have to choose, buy it or suffer, just choose!!!

Me: OK if I pay for this car, will I get it now?

Seller2: no, not now, just have faith, the car will be shipped to you.

Me: when?

Seller3: when the time comes..

Me: to hell with you and your car, am out!!

*went out and met an evangelist *

Evangelist: there is a special mansion being built for you in Heaven, repent now and inherit your mansion.

Me: well can I see it first?

Evangelist: no, you just have to believe, here is a holy book that contains all about this heaven and God, you will see heaven when you die..

Me: WTF??

Evangelist: and if you don't believe in God or this heaven, when you die you'll burn for eternity..

Me: FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YOUUU!

Cc: Darkmatter2525

hahn, jonbellion, 4kings, hopefulLandlord, felixomor, KingEbukasBlog..

Pidgin2:
Unlike the Toyota Tacoma you don't have to pay anything for your salvation, the price has already been paid by Jesus Christ on the cross now all you have to do is BELIEVE, you have absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain because it is absolutely FREE. Your analogy is baseless

KingEbukasBlog:
I did not reject the creation account . I just said that I see I no reason why it should be taken literately .

Atheists created their fictitious eternal universe and I don't see you mocking them

Dalaman the artful dodger ( answer my questions oo ) and the hypocrite

felixomor:
Thank u.
We have told them atheism kills brains, they dont heed.

hahn:
Bubu fine pass that guy but I am damn sure he can do something even dumber for the lord

Lennycool:
Again I'm an atheist to all religious concepts of God.

Lennycool:
As far as a deist God is concerned I'm agnostic(I simply don't know nor do i care, a deist God doesn't help me either way)

KingEbukasBlog:


Hahn ooo , your mentors killed over 200 million for atheism . North Korea's president believes he can do better for atheism

hahn:
And your god sat back and watched. In fact it created all serial killers and murderers. Everything is it's will, right? So, god created them for it's will so it could chill with pop corn and coke while it listened to the screams of 200 millions die

What a mighty god you serve

KingEbukasBlog:
You liar !

Very daft comment as usual


You were the one that brought up the issue of population and after I've proven to you that the population of the atheists during the era of the communist government was high , you now want to change the topic

The Jews were the ones with an insignificant population at that time yet they had 22 percent of the Nobel Laureates .

The atheists were combined with the agnostics , deists , freethinkers etc and they had had just 10 percent despite the mass killing of people who believed in God and their high population at that time.

Pathetic

Lennycool:
There's an actually segment there on atheists and IQ.
Chill before you start jerking off

Ranchhoddas:
Which government(s) are you talking about and how exactly does a communist government affect the population of atheists in a country?

Ranchhoddas:
PS: Reading your posts these days is becoming a more and more exasperating task!

KingEbukasBlog:
Albert Einstein if you don't know how , then research on it and discover



I skip your post whenever I see your username , just letting you know

I just respond to you because its rude ignoring the mention

KingEbukasBlog:
Atheists in Cuba , North Korea and other atheist states have IQs as low as 94
Pathetic

Ranchhoddas:
Na wa o...

---

How was this determined?

Ranchhoddas:
Oh well...By research you mean google right?

KingEbukasBlog:
Atheists in Cuba , North Korea and other atheist states have IQs as low as 94

Pathetic

KingEbukasBlog:
This does not make any modicum of sense . Just say that you reject religious concepts of God .



You are not an agnostic . See how you were trying to fight vociferously for atheism. Trying to sustain your delusion , thinking you are intelligent simply because you are an atheist .

Moronic thinking

Go and sit down jare

hahn:
And your god sat back and watched. In fact it created all serial killers and murderers. Everything is it's will, right? So, god created them for it's will so it could chill with pop corn and coke while it listened to the screams of 200 millions die

What a mighty god you serve

Lennycool:
Really?
North Korea has one of the highest literacy rates in the world.

KingEbukasBlog:
You mean the imaginary god ?

Anyway atheists have been proven to have murderous tendencies

Have a look : https://www.nairaland.com/3176513/atheist-murderers-past-present-murderous

Lennycool:
Oooh burn
Nice comeback
When the so called atheist leaders where killing Christians, God was having a back massage.

Lennycool:
But christians are known to commit more murders than atheist.

Lennycool:
Now that he has no point to grapple on he wants to switch over to playground arguments.
After all your lies I've exposed on this thread

KingEbukasBlog:
And yet half of the population live in abject poverty with one of highest crime rates in the world ?

Lennycool:
Bad economic management because of a bad leader. Has nothing to do with atheism

KingEbukasBlog:
Lol . When an atheist manages to invent and discover something in science , it is accredited to atheism but when people are being murdered in millions and been subjected to abject poverty , it has nothing to do with atheism

So atheists with the intelligence you claim you have half on North Korea are suffering and living under poor conditions and now it has nothing to do with atheism

When I call you people **** now they'll say I'm arrogant