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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by richardbrandy: 8:17pm On Jan 19, 2017
Making Sense
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by bayocanny: 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2017
lagosrd:


Ure the best. Don't worry when I join you there we will have more voices telling the youth to do whatever it is legally to get a life worth living.
Na God o..see you at the top

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Ugosample(m): 9:03pm On Jan 19, 2017
henrydadon:



that one nah second hand nah. .

i dey talk about new one straight from carton ..

but 58 -60K isnt that bad..

one might not even utilize the service fully here in africa.. hulu isnt in africa the last time i checked..

average unlimited data plan in nigeria is 10 thousands naira a month..

i fit use that 10k buy food stuff for house

Africa we still have a long way to go

Africa indeed has a long way to go....

With the poor internet service in Nigeria, how person wan enjoy smart tv?
travelling around has made me see how FAR behind Nigeria is......
damn

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by berryice(f): 9:27pm On Jan 19, 2017
austino677:
instaphoto grin
yea yea
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by ferhyntorlah(f): 9:44pm On Jan 19, 2017
NONNYG:
hahahaha, na so oo, 90% of toilets wey dey here na censor dey control am. The one wey surprise me again na hand dryer, if u wash hand finish, just put ur hand under the device, na so e go begin blow hot airgrin under few seconds ur hand go dry

We have such hand dryers in Nigeria oooooooooooooooooo.

That's one na confirm!

Na the toilet I no know oh.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by ZTEN(m): 10:58pm On Jan 19, 2017
austino677:
instaphoto grin
grin Instanta Instantly open da gram or video shoots... Can't wait oooo *giggles*
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by bayocanny: 11:08pm On Jan 19, 2017
Make I upload my intended school pics jare... tongue

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by austino677(m): 12:01am On Jan 20, 2017
bayocanny:
Make I upload my intended school pics jare... tongue
same picture uploaded twice.. winknice pose with that speed monster btw make the owner nor catch you tongue

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by guiddoti: 12:18am On Jan 20, 2017
bayocanny:
Make I upload my intended school pics jare... tongue
You didn't make any references to those pictures lol
Make dem no charge you for plagiarism lol

You will get there someday!
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by progress69: 1:08am On Jan 20, 2017
MISTAICEY02288:


You didn't get me correctly. I didn't say two people. I said couple of people and what i mean is that i know quite a number of people who camr to US with student visa and have green cards now, not two people. And as for other things you said, well i have nothin more to say. Lets just smwatch and see how things unfolds.

student better sef. 80% of those on tourist visas never came back, i once said it that more than 70% green card holders where once illegal immigrants, the system is soft about it. but if u commit crime b4 green card, you are on your own, na you and homeland securities go sort am grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by progress69: 1:23am On Jan 20, 2017
falopey:


Lol. Guy, na for dubai before I go America I first had this same experience o. Na so I pee finish. I come tanda for there dey look like lucozade how I go take flush my pee o because na so the pee color well well. I come say haba, I be good Nigerian naa, how I go come use toilet for obodo oyinbo no come flush am. Because na so everything for inside the toilet dey shine. Na so I deeey oo. As I dey reson am, shey I go come sleep for hear now because of say I no see watin to press flush the toilet? I just vex take a step back wan start to dey comot. Na so I just hear the toilet flush all by itself o. I was shocked with surprise.

Now it's time to wash my hand after peeing. Haha again. Which kind wahala be dis. The tap no get handle where I go turn it on or off o. Na just only mouth sticking out eh get. I just stand dey look again but this time looking at a guy making use of the second tap next to me. Na so the guy just see me o. Chai. Which kind embarrassment be dis? I know for him mind, e go be like, see this village boy, he no sabi use ordinary tap. The guy just tell me say make I reach out my hand to the tap. Na so I put my hand forward o like say I dey bey the tap to give me something. The next thing na water I see running out and it automatically stopped as soon as I remove my hand. That was my first experience using such things.

Lol. the tap thing was functioning in Lagos international airport, seen that a couple of years back. it is even in big hotels.

some people dey fall hand sha, we know say Africa bad, but smart tv av been around for a while na. just that we dnt have good internet here. but i still connect with swift or spectranet. someone is even surprised about sensor on hand dryers, even cheap restaurants have this. haba, make we use our mind na, we know say naija nor good. smart tvs also allow you connect your smart phone to the tv wirelessly to stream movies, play games and the likes, but your phone must have wireless display. i do use it, just that when playing games like asphalt 8 it cracks. maybe obodo oyinbo own go perfect sha. my target is May, cold for don reduce

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by reeq(m): 4:37am On Jan 20, 2017
Hey Bossman.. i just stumbled over this thread. Really interested in IT stuff, just need some tips and advice. I stay on the NorthSide (Granville)maybe we can talk more on phone. Sorry folks ,i hope i didnt derail the thread. God bless you all.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by tourguy: 7:02am On Jan 20, 2017
You remind me of something bruv
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by bayocanny: 7:16am On Jan 20, 2017
austino677:
same picture uploaded twice.. winknice pose with that speed monster btw make the owner nor catch you tongue
Lol. The pics with the monster ride na mistake, na the school environment I intend to upload...no vex
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by bayocanny: 7:19am On Jan 20, 2017
guiddoti:
You didn't make any references to those pictures lol
Make dem no charge you for plagiarism lol

You will get there someday!
No mind me jare, na mistake...surely we will get there
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by lagosrd: 7:50am On Jan 20, 2017
NJ
bayocanny:

Check the following schools:

Memorial University of NewFoundland
Brandon University
University of Prince Edward Island
University of Manitoba

Memorial has a good program in oil&gas, computer science and other engineering course, the also offer entry scholarship for graduate program in any field. Truth be told, Masters admission in canadian universities are very tight. But then again, you can jumped through it without hassle. I hope you have a good grade in your undergraduate result.

University of Manitoba social science program are the best. Very cheap tuition as well.

Some of their colleges tuition fee is recession friendly grin

Can you pls explained what you mean by colleges tuition fees. Is it different from the university fees. I have browse through and they seems so so useful but I wouldn't mind if we can chat privately. Thanks
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by tripoli007(m): 10:14am On Jan 20, 2017
[quote author=sledjama post=52784544]

very short comment but riddled with ignorance, you are right by saying you are a village boy.

you just picked on/disrespected your country of birth by tagging her stupid.
Charity they say begins at home, if you can't show some respect to your country, how will you respect another man's

Nigeria is not the best country in the world, and sure isn't the worst.
"wherever" you think Nigeria is at the moment, It will one day get out of it.
Buhari may not be getting it right, but he is making efforts to and in the next 2 years
we may try another hand and someday, Trust me, we will get things right.
This i know because Rome or America wasn't built in a day.

If you Nigerian-Americans have any useful pictures to post, please post them and stop the boring stories already.
you are not the first to travel abroad sirs.

Why do Nigerians hate so much on themselves just look at what you typed "you are not the 1st to travel,did he beg you to click on this thread open and read up to this page, this is just somebody trying to open your eyes as per happenings around him .. Guy Nigeria is shit and will continue to be , @op u doing a good job abeg how far all those babes wey dey give u eye for church u never arrange them ,bless me with that ur sister s7 wey don crack make I repair am ,sell am grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by bayocanny: 10:21am On Jan 20, 2017
lagosrd:
NJ

Can you pls explained what you mean by colleges tuition fees. Is it different from the university fees. I have browse through and they seems so so useful but I wouldn't mind if we can chat privately. Thanks
In a Nutshell, colleges tuition fee is cheaper than Universities unless you are given a scholarship which will cover half of your tuition or even a full ride scholarship. The above listed universities tuition fee is relatively cheap compare to other universities( I stand to be corrected).
Also, College admission is quite simple and faster than university. It all boil down to your prefrence and pocket, the kind of program you are putting in for and the province you would like to study.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by tripoli007(m): 10:27am On Jan 20, 2017
FrankNetter:
Good news guys, my permanent residency card just arrived in the mail. grin

Happiness is too mild an adjective to describe how I feel right now,



Do you know what this entails?

This means the level of success I would attain in this country is directly proportional to the level of hardwork I put in. Nothing can dampen my enthusiasm for life at this moment. The sky is not just my limit, it's my stepping stone. cool

Bros fire dey go ..nothing does u ,give us update on those chicks eyeing u in church ,all work and no play makes @franknetter a dull ___
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by charzyh2: 12:00pm On Jan 20, 2017
henrydadon:



that one nah second hand nah. .

i dey talk about new one straight from carton ..

but 58 -60K isnt that bad..

one might not even utilize the service fully here in africa.. hulu isnt in africa the last time i checked..

average unlimited data plan in nigeria is 10 thousands naira a month..

i fit use that 10k buy food stuff for house

Africa we still have a long way to go
That's wrong.
Etisalat gave me 2mbps unlimited data plan for a monthly fee of 140k after serious negotiations.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by guiddoti: 12:33pm On Jan 20, 2017
charzyh2:

That's wrong.
Etisalat gave me 2mbps unlimited data plan for a monthly fee of 140k after serious negotiations.
really? 140k? too expensive, bro.
I got unlimited for 20 pounds for one month.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by charzyh2: 1:21pm On Jan 20, 2017
guiddoti:
really? 140k? too expensive, bro.
I got unlimited for 20 pounds for one month.
It is too expensive in Nigeria, hence, only large organizations go for unlimited data plans. well, Naija go beta.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by henrydadon(m): 1:40pm On Jan 20, 2017
charzyh2:

That's wrong.
Etisalat gave me 2mbps unlimited data plan for a monthly fee of 140k after serious negotiations.

140k..damn that a lot of money..

but am talking of the newest recent network in nigeria..

NTEL..their unlimited data plan a month is 10k

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by vickertony(m): 3:16pm On Jan 20, 2017
bayocanny:

In a Nutshell, colleges tuition fee is cheaper than Universities unless you are given a scholarship which will cover half of your tuition or even a full ride scholarship. The above listed universities tuition fee is relatively cheap compare to other universities( I stand to be corrected).
Also, College admission is quite simple and faster than university. It all boil down to your prefrence and pocket, the kind of program you are putting in for and the province you would like to study.
Masters in accounting can it be done in colleges?? I'm a novice tho
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Bossman(m): 3:27pm On Jan 20, 2017
reeq:
Hey Bossman.. i just stumbled over this thread. Really interested in IT stuff, just need some tips and advice. I stay on the NorthSide (Granville)maybe we can talk more on phone. Sorry folks ,i hope i didnt derail the thread. God bless you all.

Okay. No problem. Just PM me.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Bossman(m): 3:35pm On Jan 20, 2017
ferhyntorlah:


We have such hand dryers in Nigeria oooooooooooooooooo.

That's one na confirm!

Na the toilet I no know oh.

Yes. these things are in Nigeria. I know MM Airport does. I have also been to a couple of hotels out there that have these. The one that got me was last August when I came to Naija with family. I already told them about the power issues before we left. So that they are not surprised. We got off the plane and I had to use the bathroom right away. So, before we even got to the luggage area myself and my son saw the first men's room and went in. There was no working light in there at all...pitch dark! My son was just cracking up when I brought out my phone and turned on the flash light. LOL! The oyinbo man and other person that came in did the same thing. Crazy! I saw the maintenence guy on the way out, he said they are looking to replace the light bulbs. na wa o.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by MISTAICEY02288(m): 3:35pm On Jan 20, 2017
progress69:


student better sef. 80% of those on tourist visas never came back, i once said it that more than 70% green card holders where once illegal immigrants, the system is soft about it. but if u commit crime b4 green card, you are on your own, na you and homeland securities go sort am grin

May God bless you bro. Im glad someone finally knows what i'm talking about. When i was sayin it they kept arguing as if i didnt know what i am sayin. Theres always a way here to get green card and as youve said bro, the most important thin is to stay clean and live normal while the card is being processed.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 3:40pm On Jan 20, 2017
D-day has arrived
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by MISTAICEY02288(m): 3:41pm On Jan 20, 2017
henrydadon:


what kind of tv is that? ..

i dont know there are tv that have internet access..

or is it the cable that is connected to the internet..?

and how much do you pay for unlimited internet access a month ?


Bro, what im sayin is that theres a connecton to TVs here in US which also allows you to watch Youtube, Netflix and other online stuffs with the use of internet connection. I dont really know how the thing works cos im still new here and as for the unlimited internet access permonth, i heard it costs just 50 Dollars to do that. And you can connect any damn thing you wish to connect to the internet anytime. I use the internet for my phone and computer whenever im home.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by progress69: 3:44pm On Jan 20, 2017
MISTAICEY02288:


May God bless you bro. Im glad someone finally knows what i'm talking about. When i was sayin it they kept arguing as if i didnt know what i am sayin. Theres always a way here to get green card and as youve said bro, the most important thin is to stay clean and live normal while the card is being processed.

Lol. This is a public forum na. Everyone codes. People that got lucky doing the normal thing will always preach that and i understand that. Mostly those that go on tourist get married or do the CM which i don't advice. But if u can get married, well fine, its the CM i really don't support. Most that do CM are either married here or have a committed relationship. But with Trump, we don't know what's gonna happen, how things will change!

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by MISTAICEY02288(m): 3:46pm On Jan 20, 2017
To confirm what Frank earlier said, i also experienced it teo days ago when i went to the schl restroom. I discovered there was no button or anything to use to flush when you're done urinating so i just did my thin and was leavin and surprisingly, just after i took few steps backwards, i heard the flush sound and when i looked back, my pee was all gone truly. grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by henrydadon(m): 3:49pm On Jan 20, 2017
MISTAICEY02288:



Bro, what im sayin is that theres a connecton to TVs here in US which also allows you to watch Youtube, Netflix and other online stuffs with the use of internet connection. I dont really know how the thing works cos im still new here and as for the unlimited internet access permonth, i heard it costs just 50 Dollars to do that. And you can connect any damn thing you wish to connect to the internet anytime. I use the internet for my phone and computer whenever im home.
alright.. $50 dollars isnt bad at all for a month..

even though we have that kind of service available to us here in nigeria..constant interruption power supply no go allow us enjoy am fully..this country don tire me i swear!..

this thread just dey give me hope..e just like say i dey yankee with una..

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